*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean*
1) If you know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" by Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they love Edward, when they say no ask them if they love Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they love Edward again....
7) If the Cullens do exist, give Emmett the address of a Bella/Edward hater that you know...
8) If you know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and you see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
9) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for you and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella Swan or Jasper Hale
10) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in books
11) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
12) If you're surrounded by Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
13) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your friends to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
14) Tell Rosalie about Twilight haters who criticized her and where they live...
15) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..
1) If you know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" by Antsy Pantsy
link
5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they love Edward, when they say no ask them if they love Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they love Edward again....
7) If the Cullens do exist, give Emmett the address of a Bella/Edward hater that you know...
8) If you know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and you see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
9) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for you and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella Swan or Jasper Hale
10) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in books
11) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
12) If you're surrounded by Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
13) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your friends to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
14) Tell Rosalie about Twilight haters who criticized her and where they live...
15) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..
Alice was out with Bella and Nessie and then she has this wierd feeling in her stomach so she stops and says to bella."I think we should go home niw Im meen like right now"
"Why we can go back later whats wrong with you."
" erm....I feel like jasper is doing something he shouldnt be doing."
"oh well lets got then."
Bella and nessie and Alice all ran to the the cullens house as fast as they could.Bella went to go and see Edward with nessie and I went upstairs to go and see something IWalked in my room and I found Jasper and Rosealie Making out......
Iscream at the top of my lungs and start throwing things at them both then everyone runs upstairs and says " wgats wrong.Whats happened.Are yo hurt"
I replay with
"Yea Im hurt because i have just walked in my bedroom and found Jasper and Rosea lie making out "
" WHAT"
"yea jasper this is for you"
[Alice slaps Jasper across the face]
Alice runs off and then bella and Esme follow her.
"Why we can go back later whats wrong with you."
" erm....I feel like jasper is doing something he shouldnt be doing."
"oh well lets got then."
Bella and nessie and Alice all ran to the the cullens house as fast as they could.Bella went to go and see Edward with nessie and I went upstairs to go and see something IWalked in my room and I found Jasper and Rosealie Making out......
Iscream at the top of my lungs and start throwing things at them both then everyone runs upstairs and says " wgats wrong.Whats happened.Are yo hurt"
I replay with
"Yea Im hurt because i have just walked in my bedroom and found Jasper and Rosea lie making out "
" WHAT"
"yea jasper this is for you"
[Alice slaps Jasper across the face]
Alice runs off and then bella and Esme follow her.