*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean*
1) If you know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" by Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they love Edward, when they say no ask them if they love Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they love Edward again....
7) If the Cullens do exist, give Emmett the address of a Bella/Edward hater that you know...
8) If you know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and you see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
9) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for you and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella Swan or Jasper Hale
10) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in books
11) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
12) If you're surrounded by Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
13) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your friends to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
14) Tell Rosalie about Twilight haters who criticized her and where they live...
15) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..
1) If you know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" by Antsy Pantsy
link
5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they love Edward, when they say no ask them if they love Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they love Edward again....
7) If the Cullens do exist, give Emmett the address of a Bella/Edward hater that you know...
8) If you know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and you see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
9) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for you and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella Swan or Jasper Hale
10) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in books
11) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
12) If you're surrounded by Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
13) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your friends to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
14) Tell Rosalie about Twilight haters who criticized her and where they live...
15) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..
My eyes were opened when I first saw you,you made my heart skip a beat,I heard nothing but yours...your heart,Never have felt the way I feel about you in a century,I want you around me,but I'm in a dilema...you need to know
Chorus: Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist,every move you make,every step you take,every word you say,every breath you take makes my heart ache,Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist
I couldn't stop thinking about you,so oh,oh I revealed who I was,i could not hide, they say that's what happens when "two hearts collide" and I didn't believe until I experienced it,Does not change the fact that oh Bella you need to hear
(Chorus)
But now looking since you are mine,I guess you could say we are doing fine but Im still reserved ,you think Im obsurd for saying I have to be careful but the fact still remains...
(Chorus)
Chorus: Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist,every move you make,every step you take,every word you say,every breath you take makes my heart ache,Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist
I couldn't stop thinking about you,so oh,oh I revealed who I was,i could not hide, they say that's what happens when "two hearts collide" and I didn't believe until I experienced it,Does not change the fact that oh Bella you need to hear
(Chorus)
But now looking since you are mine,I guess you could say we are doing fine but Im still reserved ,you think Im obsurd for saying I have to be careful but the fact still remains...
(Chorus)
I Love Story that turned out to be REAL!! I BELIEVED!
Bella Swan
i have been with Edward for 2 years and i don't feel like our relationship is going anywhere, all we do now is have sex and that's mainly it. we were better of friends than boyfriend and gorlfriend i mean before we got together we used to talk, hang out and everything. i miss it.
but resantly Edwrad has been distint i mean he comes knocking for me at 1 0 clock in the morning asking me do i want to go out. i can tell if he does that one more time Charlie is going to hit him, so for his benefit he better not do that again.
why do people change?
it's really bugging me. i see him all the time flirting with other girls, but if he caught me flirting with an another guy he would go mad and get all jealous.
why does he care? i mean if he can flirt with other girl's i'm sure i can flirt with other guys.
he is really starting to get on my nerves.
Do i love him?
Should i dump him?
i guess i'll find out soon enough. This is his last chance.
Edward Cullen
And I care why?
By: moolah
Chapter Two
(Twilight, I do not own you!! Sorry. Normal pairings and ALL HUMAN!!)
(By the way, Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s will be featured)
5 weeks later…
Whenever I look out the window, it’s opened, and the stench is unbearable. I want to die. I’ve been puking for like, 2 weeks. Every time I run into my bathroom I cry a little more than the first time, I puked. Then, I go into my living room, curl up in a ball, turn on the Hallmark movie channel, and watch sad movies, until Alice or Rosalie finally get off their butts and come...
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By: moolah
Chapter Two
(Twilight, I do not own you!! Sorry. Normal pairings and ALL HUMAN!!)
(By the way, Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s will be featured)
5 weeks later…
Whenever I look out the window, it’s opened, and the stench is unbearable. I want to die. I’ve been puking for like, 2 weeks. Every time I run into my bathroom I cry a little more than the first time, I puked. Then, I go into my living room, curl up in a ball, turn on the Hallmark movie channel, and watch sad movies, until Alice or Rosalie finally get off their butts and come...
