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posted by chocolate-bear
After a pretty well received list of things Bella would never say, i decided to let you guys read another list : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long list so if you want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :

1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, you can have Bella because you are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, you have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)
6.Bella, I'm gay. (Sent in by: Celeste)
7.Just keep your fangs to yourself, buddy! (Sent in by: Celeste)
8.Alice, take Bella on a shopping spree. (Sent in by: Alex :D)
9.Bella, I'd like my ring back, you're just not worth the trouble keeping alive. (Sent in by: Alex)
10.Come on, Alice, lets go join the Volturi! (Sent in by: Alex :D)
11.I'm going to go live with the werewolves, because I like the way they smell. (Sent in by: Stephanie Marshall)
12.Sure, of course I'll join the Volturi, Aro!!!!!! (Sent in by: Sara)
13.Hey Bella, you can go ahead and jump off that cliff and die to your doom without me. (Sent in by: Macy)
14.You know Bella? I think I ought to buy you a new motorcycle because this one is just falling apart... (Sent in by: Gabby)
15.Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle! (Sent in by: Bo)
16.Bella, I have something to tell you. I'm not a vampire and neither is the rest of my family. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! Awesome, huh? (Sent in by: Mia)
17.That pizza looks delicious... (Sent in by: Ash)
18.You know what, I don't want to be a vampire, it would be too boring. (Sent in by: Chesca)
19.Jacob is my best friend! (Sent in by: Emily)
20.Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect. (Sent in by: Megan)
21.Geez Bella, you're so white! (Sent in by: Megan)
22.I wish James and Victoria could come back, so we can have a heart to heart. (Sent in by: Kat)
23.Bella, you make me lose my breath. (Sent in by: SarahF.)
24.Bella, you are so coordinated!!! (Sent in by: Mely)
25.Bella why don't you want to be a vampire just like me? (Sent in by: Alexis)
26.Yo. Bella. Wassup. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
27.Dude. THAT IS SO FRIKIN AWESOME. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
28.Ew, Bella, you need to get some deoderant. (Sent in by: Laura)
29.Bella, you're so ugly. I never want to see you again. (Sent in by: Whitney)
30.(after gym) God Bella! Werewolves smell better than you do! (Sent in by: Courtney)
31.I'm sorry, Bella but I'm leaving you for Jessica Stanley. Have a nice life with Jacob. (Sent in by: Sara)
32.Eww, Emmett. How could you possibly think grizzly bears are tasty? Everyone knows lambs are better. (Sent in by: Viola)
33.Bella, I'm going to kill you now. (Sent in by: Brianna)
34.I'm Mike Newton's biggest fan! (Sent in by: Ella)
35.Remember when I told you I didn't want you, Bella? Well, Bella, I've never told a lie. (Sent in by: Laura)
36.James is my new best friend! (Sent in by: Jackie)
37."Bella?" What a stupid name. (Sent in by: Emily)
38.I just can't stand those vampires! They're all so cold and heartless! (Sent in by: Emily)
39.Hey, Bella, wanna go cliff diving? (Sent in by: Melissa)
40.Bella. I'm leaving you... for Jacob. (Sent in by: Emily)
41.You can just go to Hell (Sent in by: Jayda)
42.Let's go donate blood! (Sent in by: Jennifer and Mackenzie)
43.Jane is a super hott babe! I love her! (Sent in by: Pussycat and Bubbles)
44.I am getting kinda pale... I need to get a tan! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
45.Oh my god Bella, could you LOOK more slutty in that outfit? (Sent in by: Courtney)
46.You know, I think that Jessica and I are ment to be together. See ya! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
47.God Bella you're so freakin' clumsy! (Sent in by: Diana)
48.Bella... I only pretended to love you to get to Jessica. Sorry. (Sent in by: Samm44)
49.My being a vampire isn't a big deal, You know. (Sent in by: Jennifer)
50.I prefer blonds. (Sent in by: Samantha)
51.Bella, I've decided to marry Leah Clearwater instead of you. Have a good life with Mike Newton! (Sent in by: Kayla)
52.I'm tired. I think I'm gonna go to sleep. (Sent in by: Jayda)
53.Wow, I could really go for a cheeseburger right about now! (Sent in by: Alexis)
54.Bella, Esme is not my mom, she's my wife. Emmet is the one who really wants you, have a nice life!!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
55.Um Bella, I'm gay. I'm going out with Jacob now. (Sent in by: Samara)
56.I'm going to get you a new motorcycle. (Sent in by: Mega Horse Lover)
57.This pizza is really good!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
58.Aw Snap! (Sent in by: Michelle)
59.Bella, did I ever tell you that I've been able to read your mind all along? (Sent in by: Amy)
60.YO PUNK, BACK OFF! BACK OFF! (Sent in by: Macy)
61.You're so lucky I'm your boyfriend, Bella! (Sent in by: Alyssa)
62.Bella, I think I'm dying. (Sent in by: Shelby)
63.You know what. You're scent really isn't all that great. Niether is your blood. I'm totally over the irresistible urge to kill you, aren't you lucky Bella? (Sent in by: Amy)
64.Bella, I'm sorry... I'm a gangster! (Sent in by: Sara)
65.Bite me Bella. (Sent in by: Maddy)
66.Bella, don't be so careful. (Sent in by: Meghann)
67.MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh? (Sent in by: Jess)
68.I wonder how I wound up with you? I mean look at me... no wonder you fell in love with me (Sent in by: Amy)
69.Hey Bella, I'm hungry... and you smell oh so good! (Sent in by: Jayme)
70.Alice, would you be upset if I told you that I MAY have tried on your undies this morning? (Sent in by: Libz)
71.I'm actually in love with Victoria, Bella. You can have your pick of Jacob or Mike. (Sent in by: Blair)
72.Hey Edward, have you read these books by Stephenie Meyer yet? I found one in the library called Twilight... it's really good. (Sent in by: Namaste)
73.Irina looks awesome! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
74.Bella, can you go stay at La Push for a while? You're kind of suffocating me. (Sent in by: Sapphrine)
75.I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... haha it's so hilarious, how can you possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so... umm yeah (Sent in by: Joan)
76.Ya know, werewolves don't actually smell all that bad. I kinda like it. Jacob, come here and gimmie a hug! (Sent in by: Viola)
77.I worship 50 Cent (Sent in by: Olivia)
78.I'm sleepy... (Sent in by: Lexie)
79.Of course I'll bite you Bella, why didn't you just ask me earlier. *Duh* (Sent in by: Luna-regn)
80.I rather kiss Jacob Black instead of Bella. (Sent in by: Luna Greene)
81.Guess what Bella? I'm actually Mike Newton, who accidentally switched roles with me when we both met Jacob Black and had dinner with Tyler Crowley, but that was after we both went to party on the Hills with Eric Yorkie, my homeboy. But before this all, Edward really was not a vampire, but a really smart nerd who could make suits that looked real and his family's rich so he put diamonds in his fake suits so that they'd glitter and also Alice and Emmett are robots controlled by old Edward which is now mike newton who is really me but got switched... got it? (Sent in by: lilypop!)
82.Bella! That is definitely not your color! (Sent in by: Ana)
83.Bella, choose. Now. Do you want me to bite you now, or never? No more chances in the future...ever. (Sent in by: Anne)
84.Who would like a vampire? They are so cold! (Sent in by: Cat)
85.Who needs a wedding anyway, are ya ready for the bite! (Sent in by: K-Daug)
86.(After kissing) Geez Bella, you could at least wash your mouth once in a while... now I know what to get you for your birthday... Mouthwash! (Sent in by: Gaby)
87.Bella you should go and hang with Jacob. (Sent in by: Fred)
88.You're too selfish Bella (Sent in by: alessandra)
89.Bella, I have 3 things to tell you: 1. I don't love you. 2. My family actually eats humans. 3. I am TOTALLY sexy! (Sent in by: Kaylie)
90.Does this make me look fat? (Sent in by: Jayda)
91.Damn you, Bella (Sent in by: Jayda)
92.I'm not really a vampire. I can't believe you bought that. (Sent in by: Jayda)
93.It's freakin cold in here. (Sent in by: Jayda)
94.Hey Bella, I'm gay. And guess what, I'm dating your dad (Sent in by: Marina)
95.Alice and I are really in love and when I told you I left you to keep you out of trouble I lied...we actually went to get married!
96.Bella, can't I just have a taste? A tiny sip, okay? (Sent in by: Elizabeth)
97.Oh...Em...Gee Bella. Guess what?! (Sent in by: Emily)
98.Yes Bella, you do look fat! (Sent in by: Samantha)
99.Why are you such a clutz, Bella? (Sent in by: Mariel)
100.YAWNNNNNNNNNNN... Bells, I'm a little tired, so why don't you go hang out with Jake while I take a nap? (Sent in by: CoolsocksSam)
In a recent interview with MTV, New Moon director Chris Weitz reveals five secrets about the movie that most fans will either find, hilarious, intriguing, or down right annoying:


Going for the Gold: In "Twilight," RPattz and the rest of his vegetarian vampire cohorts have gold-colored eyes as a result of abstaining from consuming human blood. For "New Moon," the vamps' eyes were clearly more golden. Why'd Weitz have his actors switch to brighter contact lenses?

"It's a more noticeable gold," Weitz said. "I thought that in the first film they hadn't popped quite enough and I wanted to have that...
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THE SIPPY CUP OF DOOM!

This is my first Fanfic I hope you like it. Before I begin I would like to give the following disclaimer:

I own NOTHING of this story. The Characters setting plot and anything else I forget to mention I hereby give fully to Stephanie Meyer. I do this with the intent to not interfere with her ability to continue the stories I love. If I in any way come up with something she was going to use in any way then i differ to her as the original artist and creator. I am fully willing to put this in writing apon request. I do take responsability for creating the story but she can...
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posted by kiwi12
Alice

I led him deeper into the forest. I knew what I was doing. I'd learned how to hunt animals by watching the Cullens. I'd practiced until I was confident and graceful. I'd even caught an eagle last week. He followed me without a word. He trusted me completely. Come to think of it, I trusted him too. Even taking into account watching Jasper's future, I really didn't know him much. I wondered how to explain the hunting of animals. I waited until we were fairly far in.

As I turned to face him, I found it difficult to focus. He was tall and lean. I felt the urge to run my fingers through his...
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Hola!
Sorry this chapter has taken so long -my computer brok so I had to re write it!!!- but enjoy!
Amber

Running, breathing, living, hunting, fighting and Jake. These were the only five words running through my head right now. We hadn’t been running long and I was still at the front of the circle with Jake. As we ran I could almost smell the danger approaching us. I knew that the others were trying not to show their anxiety around me but I knew that these newborns weren’t as new any more and were becoming better fighters by the day.
“Stop,” I herd Alice call from behind me, “The newborns...
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posted by kiwi12
part 15

Jacob was pulling Seth into another room. Edward trailed behind them. The wolves explained to me the Alpha command. The double voice of the Alpha (leader of the pack) had the power to make the pack obey. When Jacob, Seth and Edward reentered the room, Seth seemed to be trying not to stare at me. It was evidently a difficult task. The wolves began to seem on edge.

Like a lightning bolt, Jasper ran to one of the wolves and placed a hand on his shoulder. The wolf soon dropped. Soon, Jasper was doing the same thing to the confused wolves left and right, two at a time. Edward obviously understood...
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Told you so. Alice thought in an incrediblly immature tone. My visions are not wrong... her thought faded out in the middle. Well, sometimes I misinterpret, but that was only because of those stupid DOGS. she rushed to defend her visions, though I had not spoken. She was sitting next to me on the front porch step. I turned to glare at her.
"And what if I had been right?" I shot back at her. "What if Bella had lost her soul? You think I would be okay with that? Of course I would have stayed with her, but it would not have been right to trade her soul for my happiness." I scolded her. She seemed...
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posted by She_wolf
short chapter soz

Chapter Eight (enjoy + comment/rate!)

I wondered idly what the headline of my death would be, as I rode up the winding path to the cliffs. I knew Jared would try to stop me, if he could get away from Collin and Sam that was. I smiled, that was impossible, expect if you were Leah.
I left my bike half way up and went to search for a suitable large rock. There were a lot of contenders, but none of them were big enough. I wanted one so big that there was no chance of me chickening out.
I found a massive boulder that I could only just lift. I carried it out to the clearing around...
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I am sorry the chapters are so short, I will try to make them longer. Thankz for reading, I hope you enjoy.


“We ran as fast as we could but they had a car waiting on the highway. We know who it is and so dose Nessie!” Alice exclaimed in a high pitched voice handing me a crumpled branch. I sniffed it delicately. Everybody held their breath awaiting my reaction.
All of my memories came flooding back to me as I arched my back and flipped back into a low crouch feeling a sudden burst of energy. I knew this scent; it was Nahul’s the only half vampire half human boy in existence.
“How could...
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I sighed. This was going to take a while, and I didn't feel up for it. I was exausted. Obviously I hadn't gotten much sleep last night...
But I did feel really bad, too. Poor Alice. She must have thought that...but I couldn't think about that any more than I had to.
"Oh. I'm sorry Alice...I understand how that must have loooked, but..." I paused. "that's obviously not what happpened." I whispered.
"Bella, please. Just say it. I have no idea what happened, and do you know how insane that's driving me?" She asked, and it was true, there was mad curiousity in her eyes.
"Okay, well..." I started....
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Chapter 15- The End

Over the next few days I revolved everything I did around Andrew. I didn't sleep at all. I knew that if I did and woke up and found that he was dead that I would never, ever forgive myself and I would blame myself. Tom and Abby stayed because they were worried about me. I couldn't blame them. I must have been acting obsessive.

I sighed as I around at everyone as we sat in Lily's living room by the fire. It was silent other than the quiet even breathing of Lily, Abby, Tom and I. Andrew wasn't really breathing anymore. It was slightly surreal. He was dead.... I felt the tears...
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Stephenie Meyer Addresses Breaking Dawn Rumors
By Twilight_News | 12 January 2010

This was just posted on Stephenie Meyer’s personal website:

"Just a quick note on the subject of the Breaking Dawn film: there is no drama over whether the book should be one movie or two. My personal feeling is that it would be very difficult to cram the whole story into one movie (as I’ve said in many interviews previous to this), but if a great way of doing that surfaces, I’m all for it. Two or one, whichever way fits the story best is fine by me, and everyone I’ve spoken with at Summit seems to feel...
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Great. Mom went crazy today because she forgot to tell me that today was the first day of school for me. Before I woke up and got ready she raced down to the mall, got school clothes and supplys, raced back, then got me a Blue Volvo. I have to say she's one great mom. Once I arrrived at school, I found out I wasn't the only new student. This girl from Phoenix, Arizona named Isbella Swan. I think that she'd like to be called Bella, most girls like that better. This guy named Eric showed me around, and while he was doing that he introuced me to Bella. She told me that she's the kind of girl who...
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Chapter Twenty: "...And the clock struck 12..."

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"...So one day he found her crying, coiled up on the dirty ground. Her prince finally came to save her, and the rest you can figure out. But it was a trick and the clock struck twelve we'll make sure, to build your home BRICK BY BORING BRICK or the wolf's gonna' blow it down..."
-Paramore "Brick By Boring Brick"
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I never unpacked my bags, neithere did Edward, so we had free time. We decided to clean everything up. I hadn't checked on Jacob in a while, I better do that sometime tonight or tomorrow....
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Chapter Seventeen: Otherwise Known As Dangerous!!!

As I fell to the floor, quick hands pulled me right back up. Even though my eyes were closed shut, I still knew who picked me up. Edward. I then noticed he was putting me down, and I felt the cushion of the bed under me when I opened my eyes.
"Are you okay?" He asked.
"Yea," I said, sitting up. "Fine."
"You sure?" Alice asked and I nodded my reassurance.
"Can you sit up?" Edward asked and I did reflexivly.
I saw everyone's eyes, including Rosalie's, were fixed on me. I then knew something had to be done about all of this.
"Hey," I said once everyone's...
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posted by demilovatirocks
When she opened the door she saw...


Bella's P.O.V
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!When I walked into that house I wanted to scream.I saw a major make out session going on.Emmett and Rosalie,Joe and Sonny,Kevin and ashley,Selena and Nick,Alice and Jasper, Edward and ?????

Regular P.O.V
Demi:GUYSSSSSSSSSSS
Everyone but Demi:running away scared out of there minds
Demi:{confused}Whatever[Sat down and watched TV]
Joe,Nick,Kevin came in with Adam and Sarah holding their ears.Then Edward,Jasper,and Emmett came in with Carlisle and Esme holding their ears.All of the boys yelling because it hurts.The girls walk in after them...
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posted by teamalice_0
Heyo! I'm not really in a good mood, where's JAsper when you need him, lol. I couldn't wait to do this chapter so I AM!!
Sincerly-
teamalice_0
(and yes, I'm still doing this!)

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"You know how I'm a werewolf and all?"

"Shapshifter, actualy."

"How you know that? Anyhow, remember Jake and Nessie?"

"What about them, I don't how Alice will rip off your head, for what their doing."

"Kinda, I did the same thing Jake did to Nessie, but different."

I waited for him to go on, I could possibly see anyway for this to be connected to me, or us. I also didn't see where...
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Emmett's Comedy

Chapter One

It was the very first day of school in the small town of Forks, Washington. A pretty boring town if you ask me. Low crime rate, high optimism rate. Like I said- pretty darn boring!! Rose took the usual twenty hours to choose what outfit she wanted to wear. I was so close to just chucking her out the window, burning all of her clothes and making her go in a make-shift toga make out of a bed sheet. But I am too nice to do that. (Though, doing that would add a lot of fun to this boring town!! Forks would have their first albino Greek Goddess!)

So it was upstairs with Rose...
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Chapter 13-

8 Months Later
            
I heard footsteps in the hall outside the room I had been occupying for the past several months. I looked up from the book I was reading to pass the time. Suddenly the footsteps ceased right outside the door, seconds later the door began to creek Open. A very familiar face appeared in the opening, “Tom!!” I smiled, forcing myself to sit up.

“Hello Es!” he smiled back and walked to sit at the end of the bed. “Don’t strain yourself,” he added.

“I’m not,” I laughed. It was true, that...
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posted by EdwardCullen604
sorry it took so long.This Chapter is dedicated to Vanillamoon08!

i was still in shock. seconds before i'd expected Leah to land on me a sand coloured wolf had lept on her. Seth i'd thought immediately. i couldn't stand by and watch them rip each others heads off, but what if i got involved and they both turned on me. Why would that matter? whats more important Seth or me? Seth ofcourse. I have to stop them i thought and so i lept at Leah i pinned her to the ground but did not attack her Seth would be upset later if i hurt his sister. Leah growled and wriggled trying to break free of my hold...
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posted by leisha4
okay this storys set between eclipse and breaking dawn. i'd love it if more people to read this so i decided to try to post it on here. please read and if you like it then join my spot the link will be in the comments and maybe you could also read my other story on my spot too? thank you.

Doubled part 1
***Bella’s pov***

I don’t know why I agreed to marry Edward, I was terrified of my parent’s reactions but I know I won’t regret it.

I used to think maybe if I had chosen Jacob, my best friend the person that I’d hurt again and again for my own selfish reasons, and the person that was...
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