Twilight Series Club
Join
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by chocolate-bear
After a pretty well received list of things Bella would never say, i decided to let you guys read another list : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long list so if you want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :

1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, you can have Bella because you are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, you have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)
6.Bella, I'm gay. (Sent in by: Celeste)
7.Just keep your fangs to yourself, buddy! (Sent in by: Celeste)
8.Alice, take Bella on a shopping spree. (Sent in by: Alex :D)
9.Bella, I'd like my ring back, you're just not worth the trouble keeping alive. (Sent in by: Alex)
10.Come on, Alice, lets go join the Volturi! (Sent in by: Alex :D)
11.I'm going to go live with the werewolves, because I like the way they smell. (Sent in by: Stephanie Marshall)
12.Sure, of course I'll join the Volturi, Aro!!!!!! (Sent in by: Sara)
13.Hey Bella, you can go ahead and jump off that cliff and die to your doom without me. (Sent in by: Macy)
14.You know Bella? I think I ought to buy you a new motorcycle because this one is just falling apart... (Sent in by: Gabby)
15.Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle! (Sent in by: Bo)
16.Bella, I have something to tell you. I'm not a vampire and neither is the rest of my family. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! Awesome, huh? (Sent in by: Mia)
17.That pizza looks delicious... (Sent in by: Ash)
18.You know what, I don't want to be a vampire, it would be too boring. (Sent in by: Chesca)
19.Jacob is my best friend! (Sent in by: Emily)
20.Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect. (Sent in by: Megan)
21.Geez Bella, you're so white! (Sent in by: Megan)
22.I wish James and Victoria could come back, so we can have a heart to heart. (Sent in by: Kat)
23.Bella, you make me lose my breath. (Sent in by: SarahF.)
24.Bella, you are so coordinated!!! (Sent in by: Mely)
25.Bella why don't you want to be a vampire just like me? (Sent in by: Alexis)
26.Yo. Bella. Wassup. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
27.Dude. THAT IS SO FRIKIN AWESOME. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
28.Ew, Bella, you need to get some deoderant. (Sent in by: Laura)
29.Bella, you're so ugly. I never want to see you again. (Sent in by: Whitney)
30.(after gym) God Bella! Werewolves smell better than you do! (Sent in by: Courtney)
31.I'm sorry, Bella but I'm leaving you for Jessica Stanley. Have a nice life with Jacob. (Sent in by: Sara)
32.Eww, Emmett. How could you possibly think grizzly bears are tasty? Everyone knows lambs are better. (Sent in by: Viola)
33.Bella, I'm going to kill you now. (Sent in by: Brianna)
34.I'm Mike Newton's biggest fan! (Sent in by: Ella)
35.Remember when I told you I didn't want you, Bella? Well, Bella, I've never told a lie. (Sent in by: Laura)
36.James is my new best friend! (Sent in by: Jackie)
37."Bella?" What a stupid name. (Sent in by: Emily)
38.I just can't stand those vampires! They're all so cold and heartless! (Sent in by: Emily)
39.Hey, Bella, wanna go cliff diving? (Sent in by: Melissa)
40.Bella. I'm leaving you... for Jacob. (Sent in by: Emily)
41.You can just go to Hell (Sent in by: Jayda)
42.Let's go donate blood! (Sent in by: Jennifer and Mackenzie)
43.Jane is a super hott babe! I love her! (Sent in by: Pussycat and Bubbles)
44.I am getting kinda pale... I need to get a tan! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
45.Oh my god Bella, could you LOOK more slutty in that outfit? (Sent in by: Courtney)
46.You know, I think that Jessica and I are ment to be together. See ya! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
47.God Bella you're so freakin' clumsy! (Sent in by: Diana)
48.Bella... I only pretended to love you to get to Jessica. Sorry. (Sent in by: Samm44)
49.My being a vampire isn't a big deal, You know. (Sent in by: Jennifer)
50.I prefer blonds. (Sent in by: Samantha)
51.Bella, I've decided to marry Leah Clearwater instead of you. Have a good life with Mike Newton! (Sent in by: Kayla)
52.I'm tired. I think I'm gonna go to sleep. (Sent in by: Jayda)
53.Wow, I could really go for a cheeseburger right about now! (Sent in by: Alexis)
54.Bella, Esme is not my mom, she's my wife. Emmet is the one who really wants you, have a nice life!!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
55.Um Bella, I'm gay. I'm going out with Jacob now. (Sent in by: Samara)
56.I'm going to get you a new motorcycle. (Sent in by: Mega Horse Lover)
57.This pizza is really good!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
58.Aw Snap! (Sent in by: Michelle)
59.Bella, did I ever tell you that I've been able to read your mind all along? (Sent in by: Amy)
60.YO PUNK, BACK OFF! BACK OFF! (Sent in by: Macy)
61.You're so lucky I'm your boyfriend, Bella! (Sent in by: Alyssa)
62.Bella, I think I'm dying. (Sent in by: Shelby)
63.You know what. You're scent really isn't all that great. Niether is your blood. I'm totally over the irresistible urge to kill you, aren't you lucky Bella? (Sent in by: Amy)
64.Bella, I'm sorry... I'm a gangster! (Sent in by: Sara)
65.Bite me Bella. (Sent in by: Maddy)
66.Bella, don't be so careful. (Sent in by: Meghann)
67.MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh? (Sent in by: Jess)
68.I wonder how I wound up with you? I mean look at me... no wonder you fell in love with me (Sent in by: Amy)
69.Hey Bella, I'm hungry... and you smell oh so good! (Sent in by: Jayme)
70.Alice, would you be upset if I told you that I MAY have tried on your undies this morning? (Sent in by: Libz)
71.I'm actually in love with Victoria, Bella. You can have your pick of Jacob or Mike. (Sent in by: Blair)
72.Hey Edward, have you read these books by Stephenie Meyer yet? I found one in the library called Twilight... it's really good. (Sent in by: Namaste)
73.Irina looks awesome! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
74.Bella, can you go stay at La Push for a while? You're kind of suffocating me. (Sent in by: Sapphrine)
75.I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... haha it's so hilarious, how can you possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so... umm yeah (Sent in by: Joan)
76.Ya know, werewolves don't actually smell all that bad. I kinda like it. Jacob, come here and gimmie a hug! (Sent in by: Viola)
77.I worship 50 Cent (Sent in by: Olivia)
78.I'm sleepy... (Sent in by: Lexie)
79.Of course I'll bite you Bella, why didn't you just ask me earlier. *Duh* (Sent in by: Luna-regn)
80.I rather kiss Jacob Black instead of Bella. (Sent in by: Luna Greene)
81.Guess what Bella? I'm actually Mike Newton, who accidentally switched roles with me when we both met Jacob Black and had dinner with Tyler Crowley, but that was after we both went to party on the Hills with Eric Yorkie, my homeboy. But before this all, Edward really was not a vampire, but a really smart nerd who could make suits that looked real and his family's rich so he put diamonds in his fake suits so that they'd glitter and also Alice and Emmett are robots controlled by old Edward which is now mike newton who is really me but got switched... got it? (Sent in by: lilypop!)
82.Bella! That is definitely not your color! (Sent in by: Ana)
83.Bella, choose. Now. Do you want me to bite you now, or never? No more chances in the future...ever. (Sent in by: Anne)
84.Who would like a vampire? They are so cold! (Sent in by: Cat)
85.Who needs a wedding anyway, are ya ready for the bite! (Sent in by: K-Daug)
86.(After kissing) Geez Bella, you could at least wash your mouth once in a while... now I know what to get you for your birthday... Mouthwash! (Sent in by: Gaby)
87.Bella you should go and hang with Jacob. (Sent in by: Fred)
88.You're too selfish Bella (Sent in by: alessandra)
89.Bella, I have 3 things to tell you: 1. I don't love you. 2. My family actually eats humans. 3. I am TOTALLY sexy! (Sent in by: Kaylie)
90.Does this make me look fat? (Sent in by: Jayda)
91.Damn you, Bella (Sent in by: Jayda)
92.I'm not really a vampire. I can't believe you bought that. (Sent in by: Jayda)
93.It's freakin cold in here. (Sent in by: Jayda)
94.Hey Bella, I'm gay. And guess what, I'm dating your dad (Sent in by: Marina)
95.Alice and I are really in love and when I told you I left you to keep you out of trouble I lied...we actually went to get married!
96.Bella, can't I just have a taste? A tiny sip, okay? (Sent in by: Elizabeth)
97.Oh...Em...Gee Bella. Guess what?! (Sent in by: Emily)
98.Yes Bella, you do look fat! (Sent in by: Samantha)
99.Why are you such a clutz, Bella? (Sent in by: Mariel)
100.YAWNNNNNNNNNNN... Bells, I'm a little tired, so why don't you go hang out with Jake while I take a nap? (Sent in by: CoolsocksSam)
Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[SIX]
    "Oh my god," I said and sat in the chair Jerek did when I went to take a shower.
    "So, what do we do, doc?" Tabra asked.
    "We try to get him back. Tabra run outside and see if you can still-"
    "It's too late," I interrupted.
    "How so?" She asked.
    "We don't know what time he was take, we just know he was taken between the ten minutes of my shower, which means that he could...
continue reading...
"hey! nessie!" blake greeted me in the car park he must of been waiting for me.
"heya blake whatssup?"
"well i was just wondering did you want to do something tonight?" he sounded nervous but he wanted to be confident and i needed a night out and pluss i didnt want to go back there. not tonight anyway.
"sure what did you have in mind?" i smiled as his eyes widened.
"erm well my mum and dad are going out tonight so we could have a film? i mean i can get other people around? if you want?"
"no thats fine i would love to come and watch a film with you. see you tonight then"
i didnt really know most...
continue reading...
the morrning passed quickly so when i started to walk towards the dining hall i was thinking about what had happened the two leasons i was in.
i sat at the back with my hood still up when they asked me to take it down i just looked at them and they just said oh no matter keep it up. this was teachers. the students looked like they hated me allready so i kept it up.
but i guessed i could go round with my hood up all day so as i grabbed my lunch and caught sight of drake staring at me smiling patting the chair oppersit him. i started to walk over listerning to him and his mates chatting.
"bet...
continue reading...
Our leads in this episode, Kristen Stewart as Bella and Robert Pattinson as Edward
Our leads in this episode, Kristen Stewart as Bella and Robert Pattinson as Edward
A Youtube Script:
Episode One:
*Bashing it out*
Bella’s P.O.V:
When life gives you lemons what do you do?
I make sacrifice.
For my friends.
My family.
My Edward…
Like Romeo and Juliet sacrificed their love for each other.
With the killing and stuff…
Anyways, I have the remote here. I’ll press play so you can see…

*One year ago*
Edward’s P.O.V:
Edward: When Bella says bye, please don’t complain.
Emmett: Yeah. Whatever, Edward.
Jasper: Like Em said.
*Two minutes later*
Bella: Why’d you do this?
Edward: Oh I didn’t.
Bella: *smacks his arm* really?
Edward: Yeah, last time I checked.
Bella: Oh just...
continue reading...
posted by meizoel
Here It's The List Soundtrack Of Twilight Eclipse

1. Metric - Eclipse (All Yours)

2. Muse - Love is Forever

3. The Bravery - Ours

4. Florence And The Machine - Heavy In Your Arms

5. Sia - My Love

6. Fanfarlo - Atlas

7. The Black Keys - Chop And Charge

8. The Dead Weather - Rolling In On A Burning Tire

9. Beck & Bat For Lashes - Let's Get Lost

10. Vampire Weekend - Jonathan Low

11. Unkle feat The Black Angels - With You In My Head

12. Eastren Conference Champions - A Million Miles An Hour

13. Band Of Horses - Life On Earth

14. Cee Lo Green - What Part Of Forever

15. Howard Shore - Jacob's Theme

16. Battles - The Line

17. Bombay Bicycle Club - How Can You Swallow So Mouch Sleep

cek www.free-writing.com if u want download it
*by Stephenie Meyer*



NEW MOON - chapter 1 - PARTY


Edward sprawled across the couch
while I started the movie, fast-forwarding through the opening credits. When I perched on the edge of the sofa in front of him, he wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me against his chest. It wasn't exactly as comfortable as a sofa cushion would be, what with his chest being hard and cold - and perfect - as an ice sculpture, but it was definitely preferable. He pulled the old afghan off the back of the couch and draped it over me so I wouldn't freeze beside his body.
"You know, I've never had much patience...
continue reading...
posted by xroylex
*so what type of party is this?" i have never been to that many partys well i have but none with a guy who i only know a little bit and could i dont know be taking me to any type of paty
"its just a mates house party mum and dad is out for the weekend so he just wanted one" he shrugged
"oh"
it was half way down the street were i started to hear the tudding of music
oh god it was that type of party
"we could turn around you know i mean we dont have to go to this party i can take you home?" wow it was like he could read my mind. rememinded em of dad
"no no its just a little diffrent really i mean...
continue reading...
posted by Darktimes104
I need to be more on top of my updating!


Emmett's POV:
Rose,Carmen, Kate, and Esme returned about two hours after they left. I ran to the door when I saw Rose but, Carmen and Kate kept me away, "You know you aren't suppose to see the wedding gown before the wedding." I stopped off annoyed. I went to sit on the couch. The annoyed feeling I felt went away when I saw the 'I think I'm going to throw up' look on Edwards face because Tanya, once again, was hanging on him. I let out a booming laugh and Edward gave me and evil glare.

Rosalie's POV:
I found the perfect dress, the straps came just below...
continue reading...
posted by Rose22882
I wasn't scared of them but my parents dead faces kept popping in my head. Edward looked at me sadly and stepped back.

"Think about it Bella would you really want to die" Alice asked me carefully. Truth was I was asked that quetion every month since my parents died and I knew the answer.

" No I wouldn't but I'm not afraid to die even at my own hands ." I said knowing that I didn't want to die until the men that murderd my parents were dead. Edward breathed a sigh of relief and I wanted to yell at him. He shouldn't care about me no one does they just want me dead.

" Why were you trying to sneak...
continue reading...
Alice,Rosalie,and Bella.Best Friends.
Alice,Rosalie,and Bella.Best Friends.
Alice’s P.O.V:
When we finally got done crying on each others shoulders we had to take a break from Truth or dare for like ten minutes. Bella stared out the window for that time sniffling and begging us not to think about her rape. We agreed immediately, so she felt better.
Bella sat silent for another five minutes while Rosalie and I talked about Truth or Dare questions we had in the past. When Bella finally came around we had stopped at a drugstore because she said she was thirsty. So, while Rosalie went in a bought a Crush Orange Soda. Bella looked over at me and said, “I’m sorry,...
continue reading...
posted by CarlislesLover
Hey guys
This is the next part of my new fan fic.
Enjoy!!
XXX



I walked into the building which I was told is a block of apartments.
“Hi I’m Isabella Swan. I brought an apartment here” I told the woman at the reception. “That would be apartment number 16”

“Where is that sorry?”

“Go up two floors and walk down the corridor until you find number 16 on the left hand side”

“Ok thank you” I walked into the elevator and pushed the 2 button. The elevator left of in a flash which made my stomach turn. I was going to have to get used to this. The doors opened and I stepped out wobbling....
continue reading...
posted by Darktimes104
Emmett's POV:
I was lying next to Rose on the bed, the sun was shining bright through the window causing rainbows to form on our skin. "Morning." I said kissing her softly. "Good morning." She smiled as she wrapped the sheet around herself and walked into the closet. I got up and put on a gray t-shirt and a pair of pants. Five minutes later Rose walked out of the closet wearing a dark blue dress. She had a look in her eyes that said something was wrong. "What's wrong Rose?"
"Esme, Carmen, and I were talking about getting married here but, I now I don't think I want to."
She sat down on the bed...
continue reading...
Edward

“We need to sort this whole mess out.” I announced on Renesmee’s behalf. I was discombobulated. My mind searched for an answer. I turned to Jasper in the left corner of the big sitting room.
“These dreams she’s having, I have them too when I read her mind. They are awful. Cynddylan is there. He keeps asking her to join the Volturi. But they are dead. We burnt the remains of them last night.”
I felt the most confused I had ever felt. He was dead. He was gone and a pile of ashes in Volterra. I heard a glimpse of Jacob’s thoughts; he was going to stay with Renesmee. Good. He...
continue reading...
posted by smileyfaceddude
Edward

I heard Alice’s thought and was immediately baffled… she then sent another message,
-THEY’RE PLANNING SOMETHING, SOMETHING BIG. RENESMEE IN DANGER!
Anger and, for the first tie for a long time, fear, took over my body and senses, I wanted to go straight to the castle and rip those guys’ heads off!
“I know that look! What wrong?” Jacob demanded, his big warm hand was on my shoulder.
“They’re planning something, something to do with Renesmee…” I informed him. Jacob started shaking, like he always does when he’s very angry, he broke into a run, I caught him immediately,...
continue reading...
posted by Darktimes104
Thanks 4 reading...I was able to post this one earlier than I thought, I got off early...YAY, I get to write(type). :D LOL


Emmett's POV

We continued to sit on the log and wait for the rest of her family to come. I was looking in her eyes listening intently as she told me how and why Carlisle changed Edward, Esme, and her. As I was listening to her story my mind trailed off into another direction. I was thinking how beautiful her eyes are, like pools of gold, I felt as if I would drown from the depths of her eyes.
A rustling of bushes and footsteps on the dead leaves brought my mind back in the...
continue reading...
posted by megan-ox123
I was running, and running but I wasn't fast enough. My legs were aching in agony I felt like I might trip over myself, I didn't know why I was running
or where I was running, I just knew I had to. When I got to a large spot of grass filled with wild flowers and burning sun, I finally knew it was safe to
stop. I looked down, my dark brown hair was curled and shining as It reached down to my waist of a purple and blue dress that I was wearing. Just
short enough to reach my thys. It was absolutely beautiful it sparkled in the sun I didn't want to look away from it but I felt as if I had to, so...
continue reading...
posted by AnonymousXXX
Previously...
After about 10 minutes in the shower I couldn’t even feel the cut on my head it was strange. When I got out of the shower I put on the clothes Amber and Alice had given me. I looked at myself in the mirror. The cut on my head was almost completely gone. I gasped as I saw this. There was a knock on the door. It was Amber.
“Alana… Is everything alright in there?” she ask
“Y…y-yea.” My voice was shaky. This is too much to handle.”Everything is fine.”
I came out of the bathroom trembling. She came up to me and hugged me.
“I’ll have Carlisle explain everything....
continue reading...
10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan

10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.

9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.

8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess.

7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.

6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will...
continue reading...
posted by New_Moon_Master
PREFACE
I could not believe what was happening. It was one thing to be told something, and an entirely differant thing to see it with your own eyes. I stared into his eyes, and he stared back. I was terrified. I had no idea what I looked like, I could think of nothing but the look on his face. It was murderously angry, and...something else which I couldn't place. And though my life was in grave danger, the thoughts that hurt the most were the ones of him...Of never seeing his face again. But the thing that hurt the most was, not the fact that he was about to kill me, but the way he looked at...
continue reading...
In a recent interview with MTV, New Moon director Chris Weitz reveals five secrets about the movie that most fans will either find, hilarious, intriguing, or down right annoying:


Going for the Gold: In "Twilight," RPattz and the rest of his vegetarian vampire cohorts have gold-colored eyes as a result of abstaining from consuming human blood. For "New Moon," the vamps' eyes were clearly more golden. Why'd Weitz have his actors switch to brighter contact lenses?

"It's a more noticeable gold," Weitz said. "I thought that in the first film they hadn't popped quite enough and I wanted to have that...
continue reading...