Twilight Series Article: Things Edward Would Never Say ...

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posted by chocolate-bear

After a pretty well received list of things Bella would never say, i decided to let you guys read another list : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long list so if you want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :

1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, you can have Bella because you are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, you have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)
6.Bella, I'm gay. (Sent in by: Celeste)
7.Just keep your fangs to yourself, buddy! (Sent in by: Celeste)
8.Alice, take Bella on a shopping spree. (Sent in by: Alex :D)
9.Bella, I'd like my ring back, you're just not worth the trouble keeping alive. (Sent in by: Alex)
10.Come on, Alice, lets go join the Volturi! (Sent in by: Alex :D)
11.I'm going to go live with the werewolves, because I like the way they smell. (Sent in by: Stephanie Marshall)
12.Sure, of course I'll join the Volturi, Aro!!!!!! (Sent in by: Sara)
13.Hey Bella, you can go ahead and jump off that cliff and die to your doom without me. (Sent in by: Macy)
14.You know Bella? I think I ought to buy you a new motorcycle because this one is just falling apart... (Sent in by: Gabby)
15.Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle! (Sent in by: Bo)
16.Bella, I have something to tell you. I'm not a vampire and neither is the rest of my family. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! Awesome, huh? (Sent in by: Mia)
17.That pizza looks delicious... (Sent in by: Ash)
18.You know what, I don't want to be a vampire, it would be too boring. (Sent in by: Chesca)
19.Jacob is my best friend! (Sent in by: Emily)
20.Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect. (Sent in by: Megan)
21.Geez Bella, you're so white! (Sent in by: Megan)
22.I wish James and Victoria could come back, so we can have a heart to heart. (Sent in by: Kat)
23.Bella, you make me lose my breath. (Sent in by: SarahF.)
24.Bella, you are so coordinated!!! (Sent in by: Mely)
25.Bella why don't you want to be a vampire just like me? (Sent in by: Alexis)
26.Yo. Bella. Wassup. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
27.Dude. THAT IS SO FRIKIN AWESOME. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
28.Ew, Bella, you need to get some deoderant. (Sent in by: Laura)
29.Bella, you're so ugly. I never want to see you again. (Sent in by: Whitney)
30.(after gym) God Bella! Werewolves smell better than you do! (Sent in by: Courtney)
31.I'm sorry, Bella but I'm leaving you for Jessica Stanley. Have a nice life with Jacob. (Sent in by: Sara)
32.Eww, Emmett. How could you possibly think grizzly bears are tasty? Everyone knows lambs are better. (Sent in by: Viola)
33.Bella, I'm going to kill you now. (Sent in by: Brianna)
34.I'm Mike Newton's biggest fan! (Sent in by: Ella)
35.Remember when I told you I didn't want you, Bella? Well, Bella, I've never told a lie. (Sent in by: Laura)
36.James is my new best friend! (Sent in by: Jackie)
37."Bella?" What a stupid name. (Sent in by: Emily)
38.I just can't stand those vampires! They're all so cold and heartless! (Sent in by: Emily)
39.Hey, Bella, wanna go cliff diving? (Sent in by: Melissa)
40.Bella. I'm leaving you... for Jacob. (Sent in by: Emily)
41.You can just go to Hell (Sent in by: Jayda)
42.Let's go donate blood! (Sent in by: Jennifer and Mackenzie)
43.Jane is a super hott babe! I love her! (Sent in by: Pussycat and Bubbles)
44.I am getting kinda pale... I need to get a tan! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
45.Oh my god Bella, could you LOOK more slutty in that outfit? (Sent in by: Courtney)
46.You know, I think that Jessica and I are ment to be together. See ya! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
47.God Bella you're so freakin' clumsy! (Sent in by: Diana)
48.Bella... I only pretended to love you to get to Jessica. Sorry. (Sent in by: Samm44)
49.My being a vampire isn't a big deal, You know. (Sent in by: Jennifer)
50.I prefer blonds. (Sent in by: Samantha)
51.Bella, I've decided to marry Leah Clearwater instead of you. Have a good life with Mike Newton! (Sent in by: Kayla)
52.I'm tired. I think I'm gonna go to sleep. (Sent in by: Jayda)
53.Wow, I could really go for a cheeseburger right about now! (Sent in by: Alexis)
54.Bella, Esme is not my mom, she's my wife. Emmet is the one who really wants you, have a nice life!!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
55.Um Bella, I'm gay. I'm going out with Jacob now. (Sent in by: Samara)
56.I'm going to get you a new motorcycle. (Sent in by: Mega Horse Lover)
57.This pizza is really good!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
58.Aw Snap! (Sent in by: Michelle)
59.Bella, did I ever tell you that I've been able to read your mind all along? (Sent in by: Amy)
60.YO PUNK, BACK OFF! BACK OFF! (Sent in by: Macy)
61.You're so lucky I'm your boyfriend, Bella! (Sent in by: Alyssa)
62.Bella, I think I'm dying. (Sent in by: Shelby)
63.You know what. You're scent really isn't all that great. Niether is your blood. I'm totally over the irresistible urge to kill you, aren't you lucky Bella? (Sent in by: Amy)
64.Bella, I'm sorry... I'm a gangster! (Sent in by: Sara)
65.Bite me Bella. (Sent in by: Maddy)
66.Bella, don't be so careful. (Sent in by: Meghann)
67.MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh? (Sent in by: Jess)
68.I wonder how I wound up with you? I mean look at me... no wonder you fell in love with me (Sent in by: Amy)
69.Hey Bella, I'm hungry... and you smell oh so good! (Sent in by: Jayme)
70.Alice, would you be upset if I told you that I MAY have tried on your undies this morning? (Sent in by: Libz)
71.I'm actually in love with Victoria, Bella. You can have your pick of Jacob or Mike. (Sent in by: Blair)
72.Hey Edward, have you read these books by Stephenie Meyer yet? I found one in the library called Twilight... it's really good. (Sent in by: Namaste)
73.Irina looks awesome! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
74.Bella, can you go stay at La Push for a while? You're kind of suffocating me. (Sent in by: Sapphrine)
75.I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... haha it's so hilarious, how can you possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so... umm yeah (Sent in by: Joan)
76.Ya know, werewolves don't actually smell all that bad. I kinda like it. Jacob, come here and gimmie a hug! (Sent in by: Viola)
77.I worship 50 Cent (Sent in by: Olivia)
78.I'm sleepy... (Sent in by: Lexie)
79.Of course I'll bite you Bella, why didn't you just ask me earlier. *Duh* (Sent in by: Luna-regn)
80.I rather kiss Jacob Black instead of Bella. (Sent in by: Luna Greene)
81.Guess what Bella? I'm actually Mike Newton, who accidentally switched roles with me when we both met Jacob Black and had dinner with Tyler Crowley, but that was after we both went to party on the Hills with Eric Yorkie, my homeboy. But before this all, Edward really was not a vampire, but a really smart nerd who could make suits that looked real and his family's rich so he put diamonds in his fake suits so that they'd glitter and also Alice and Emmett are robots controlled by old Edward which is now mike newton who is really me but got switched... got it? (Sent in by: lilypop!)
82.Bella! That is definitely not your color! (Sent in by: Ana)
83.Bella, choose. Now. Do you want me to bite you now, or never? No more chances in the future...ever. (Sent in by: Anne)
84.Who would like a vampire? They are so cold! (Sent in by: Cat)
85.Who needs a wedding anyway, are ya ready for the bite! (Sent in by: K-Daug)
86.(After kissing) Geez Bella, you could at least wash your mouth once in a while... now I know what to get you for your birthday... Mouthwash! (Sent in by: Gaby)
87.Bella you should go and hang with Jacob. (Sent in by: Fred)
88.You're too selfish Bella (Sent in by: alessandra)
89.Bella, I have 3 things to tell you: 1. I don't love you. 2. My family actually eats humans. 3. I am TOTALLY sexy! (Sent in by: Kaylie)
90.Does this make me look fat? (Sent in by: Jayda)
91.Damn you, Bella (Sent in by: Jayda)
92.I'm not really a vampire. I can't believe you bought that. (Sent in by: Jayda)
93.It's freakin cold in here. (Sent in by: Jayda)
94.Hey Bella, I'm gay. And guess what, I'm dating your dad (Sent in by: Marina)
95.Alice and I are really in love and when I told you I left you to keep you out of trouble I lied...we actually went to get married!
96.Bella, can't I just have a taste? A tiny sip, okay? (Sent in by: Elizabeth)
97.Oh...Em...Gee Bella. Guess what?! (Sent in by: Emily)
98.Yes Bella, you do look fat! (Sent in by: Samantha)
99.Why are you such a clutz, Bella? (Sent in by: Mariel)
100.YAWNNNNNNNNNNN... Bells, I'm a little tired, so why don't you go hang out with Jake while I take a nap? (Sent in by: CoolsocksSam)

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icolori or Hey Bella, you can go ahead and jump off that cliff and die to your doom without me. (Sent in by: Macy) 14.You know Bella? I think I ought to buy you a new motorcycle because this one is just falling apart... (Sent in by: Gabby) 15.Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle! (Sent in by: Bo) 16.Bella, I have something to tell you. I'm not a vampire and neither is the rest of my family. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! Awesome, huh? (Sent in by: Mia) 17.That pizza looks delicious... (Sent in by: Ash) 18.You know what, I don't want to be a vampire, it would be too boring. (Sent in by: Chesca) 19.Jacob is my best friend! (Sent in by: Emily) 20.Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect. (Sent in by: Megan) 21.Geez Bella, you're so white! (Sent in by: Megan) 22.I wish James and Victoria could come back, so we can have a heart to heart. (Sent in by: Kat) 23.Bella, you make me lose my breath. (Sent in by: SarahF.) 24.Bella, you are so coordinated!!! (Sent in by: Mely) 25.Bella why don't you want to be a vampire just like me? (Sent in by: Alexis) 26.Yo. Bella. Wassup. (Sent in by: Phoebe) 27.Dude. THAT IS SO FRIKIN AWESOME. (Sent in by: Phoebe) 28.Ew, Bella, you need to get some deoderant. (Sent in by: Laura) 29.Bella, you're so ugly. I never want to see you again. (Sent in by: Whitney) 30.(after gym) God Bella! Werewolves smell better than you do! (Sent in by: Courtney) 31.I'm sorry, Bella but I'm leaving you for Jessica Stanley. Have a nice life with Jacob. (Sent in by: Sara) 32.Eww, Emmett. How could you possibly think grizzly bears are tasty? Everyone knows lambs are better. (Sent in by: Viola) 33.Bella, I'm going to kill you now. (Sent in by: Brianna) 34.I'm Mike Newton's biggest fan! (Sent in by: Ella) 35.Remember when I told you I didn't want you, Bella? Well, Bella, I've never told a lie

edward_hot those r pretty funny.... i've got one...."hey bella..i think jacob's a good guy...lets give him permission to marry our daughter...reneesme"!!!! by d way i like no: 54....its hilarious

Renesemee717 this is sooo funny. my sister thinks im crazy for laughing out of nowhere, 2 hey, i got 1- "hey, bella u know why i don't want 2 turn u in2 a vampire? its because i don't want u as an immortal annoyance!" and, "hey bella, i want 2 marry Renesmee, so go marry jacob." loved #70 lol

noli_slim i have never seen a man like edeword.he the most amzing guy that i have ever knowen and i really love hem with all ma heart.

noli_slim i love u edword

twilight_james LOVETHEM!!! lolz have u read ghis book called twiight?

trix14lee yahaha really funny...

Twilightsauce Ok i love 32 but some r pretty dumb!

tannerlover5 I LOVE ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

tannerlover5 these are so awesome!!!!!and really funny dood i think its great intertainment!!!

Lovelyladylaura Lawl! Some r the same tho so some of them were alittle boring :/

annie1829 you need to give all this boring stuff up though

annie1829 edward would never in a million years say number seventy nine until him and bella got married

shaharEB im frezzing!

pinkwave lol this is rich gold it is so funny

TroolEX Things Edward would never say:"I am NOT a homosexual!"

Channyfan1 Y dont u make a list of stuff BELLA would never say?

-_Amy_Rose_- I like numbr 70, lmaooooo xD

nicci_rox umm... edward always tells bella "damn you bella". example: damn you bella you'll be the death of me.

izzy_b33_luvd Not nice EDDY!!!!!!!

moolah lol:P

JennyRocker197 HAHAHA

hannatl hehe luv no.70

chloe778 OMG That is sooooo not funny!

teamjane99 okay, um, i'm gonna have to disagree with number six. i can imagine edward saying "bella, i'm gay." i might be alone in this, but i really can imaging him saying that.

As the sun sets: Daylight: Chapter 6 part 1: Somthing Just Isn't Right

posted by xoxpoisonxox

Chapter 6 part 1 : Somthing just isn't right..

NOTE: This is just a VERY short chapter thats being posted leading up to the next large chapter which will be posted TOMOROW @ 5 PM EASTERN.

This is IN THE POV OF JACOB. Starting from where the last chapter ended.

I put this in because I found that what happened while Renesmee is gone was an small - put very important peice of the next few chapters and thought I should share it with you.

COMMENT, BECOME A FAN, LIKE .. ETC. It lets me know you care <3

Ill almost shut up (; just one more thing; Let me know if you want more different POV'S and who...

Heavy In Your Arms Lyrics

posted by rickyamy1991

"Heavy In Your Arms" by Florence and the Machine

I was a heavy heart to carry
My beloved was weighed down
My arms around his neck
My fingers laced to crown.

I was a heavy heart to carry
My feet dragged across ground
And he took me to the river
Where he slowly let me drown

My love has concrete feet
My love's an iron ball
Wrapped around your ankles
Over the waterfall

I'm so heavy, heavy
Heavy in your arms
I'm so heavy, heavy
Heavy in your arms

And is it worth the wait
All this killing time?
Are you strong enough to stand
Protecting both your heart and mine?

Who is the betrayer?
Who's the killer in the crowd?
The...

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Goodbye Lullaby-Chapter One: Smile

posted by moolah

Goodbye Lullaby
By: moolah
[Edward and Bella are in love, one month after proposing to her he is deported to Iraq. After leaving, Bella finds out she’s pregnant, a month later.]
Chapter One: Smile
__________________________
You said hey
What's your name
It took one look
And now I'm not the same
Yeah you said hey
And since that day
You stole my heart
And you're the one to blame

Yeah
And that's why I smile
It's been a while
Since every day and everything has
Felt this right
And now you're turning all around
And suddenly you're all I need
The reason why I smile

♥Smile-Avril Lavigne♥

___________________________...

BELLA AND EDWARD SAY GOODBYE TO SCHOOL

posted by maritina12345

BELLA AND EDWARD SAY GOODBYE TO SCHOOL

Fans tried to save the school but in the end they couldn't get enough cash together.

A popular Twilight landmark has been demolished after a fan fundraiser to save the site failed to reach its target amount. They needed $287,000 to preserve the facade of Forks High School in Forks, Washington raised just a few thousand dollars.

The school, where Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson filmed scenes for the hit vampire movies, is one of a handful of locations in the sleepy town visited by devotees of the franchise to be destroyed.

The facade was bulldozed earlier this month as bosses make way to build a new school. So if you want to see it, see it now!

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Cold Roses Pt. 2-Chp. 6: Whispers in the Dark

posted by Summer_Leanne

Chapter 6! :D Thanks so so much for reading, everyone! Love y'all to bits <3 Enjoy!!!!
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Anakin stared out towards the beautiful, glistening Italian shoreline as the sun was peeping right above the horizon. He couldn’t help but think about Summer and how disappointed she would be about all of this, but something inside him just seemed to take over the good, and somehow his choice felt right. It was like he could hear Aro’s voice quietly dictating every move he made, even though he never knew his father. The lure of the Volturi and their...

As the sun sets: Chapter 9: The Others

posted by xoxpoisonxox

Chapter 9: The Others

I Felt the sun fall hot on my face as the monday morning sun glowed on my skin. I looked at my clock it had read that it was only 6. That's still enough time to head to school.. Surely alex wouldn't be there and if so how far would he really go to restrain me in public? I smiled for a moment. Convicing myself to go to school? Wow. I must've really hit my head. Although i did start to like school, it was one of the only places i could feel normal. I got ready, grabbed my backpack and left my room hoping my parents wouldn't protest my going. I tried to rush my way through...

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My happy ending: A sequel to Renesme's life chap 6

posted by Angelcatz11

Jane's POV
"Sir, I have confirmed where miss Renesme is." I said calmly. "Excellent. Send some men to her EXACT location, bring her to me. If she refuses....Kill her." He said coldly. I smiled. "Yes sir!"
----------------------------------------------------
Edward's POV
I looked down at Renesme, she was sound asleep, her red curls fell in her face, I quickly brushed them away-Hoping not to wake her. But unfortunitly she awoke. Her eyes cracked open. I stared at her, and she stared back. "Glad to see you ok" I said. She had a confused look on her face. Then it changed. Her eyes were droopy and...

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My happy ending, A sequel to Renesme's Life 3

posted by Angelcatz11

Jacob's POV

"I want A baby" She said in a strong clear voice. She despreatly looked at me, then gave a weak smile. "Please" She added. "But your parents they..." I trailed off not knowing what to say. "They're going to seattle tonight please, can we try?" She asked once agian. "Ness, You know I love you but your dad would kill me!" Tears formed in her eyes her smile faded and her golden brown eyes turned to black. "Please" She said through cracked words. I sighed. Wrapped my arms around her and said "Sure, For you A baby would be nice" "Thankyou Jacob, your the best!" Then she leaned up and...

Renesme's Life chap 7

posted by Angelcatz11

Renesme's POV
Aunt alice had told me that i am able to love whomever I want,I thanked her left and headed on over to Jacob's house. When I got there I quietly tapped on his window. I looked in. He wasnt there..... After searching around i saw a light in the shed where jacob works on his motorcycle's. I slowly creaked it open and walked it. Jacob sat there wiping his hands off, as soon as he heard me he looked up smiled and walked over to me. "Hey, what are you doing here?" He asked laughing. "I miss you" I stepped forward and wrapped my arms around his neck, he wrapped his arms around my waist....

I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn] part 4

posted by kiss93

Edward's pov

We where almost at home,when suddenly Alice was missing.She was way behind us,with closed eyes,stand very still.Jasper huged her"Alice what's wrong?"-he said.In Alice's mind pictures moved really fast,I couldn't catch a thing.one long minute pass and Alice finally open her eyes and then I saw it all:Bella was taken by Amber to Italy!!!What!!-I screamed-"Why,she didn't do anything that would interest the Volturi.Why"-I stared to think.Carlisle though that they just want to know is Bella still a human."Yeah,but why would they kiddnap her.It doesn't make sence!"-I yelled it.Alice was...

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I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn] part 3

posted by kiss93

Edward's pov

We where almost on the end of the wood.Nothing.Bella's smell is lost and so was her "friend's"smell as well.I was pissed of,hurt.I just want all this to stop.If I could turn back the time,I wouldn't leave her not for a second.Bella would be here,we would be married getting lost in to each others eyes.I would give and do anything just to bring her back.I miss you,my love...

Bella's pov

I couldn't take my mind of Edward.I missed him so damn much!!!!!All fear's begin to hunt me,even thou I'm awake,but I which I wasn't.This all looked like one of those bad dreams,that never end.Oh God...

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Official Breaking Dawn Synopsis Revealed

posted by fatoshleo

Good news for all of you Twilight fans. While at the American Film Market (AFM), Steve snagged a photo of an updated synopsis for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Parts 1 and 2, the final chapter of Stephenie Meyer’s insanely popular vampire saga. The news is unlikely to cause a stir in the devout faithful who have probably read Breaking Dawn multiple times by now. Those who are strictly invested in the cinematic adaptations, however, are likely to enjoy sinking their teeth into what we have to offer. Just beware of heavy spoilers, as the synopsis essentially reveals the entire plot....

Alice Cullen's Diary

posted by disneygood

29th December 2010

Hi! I am Mary Alice Brandon Cullen, but i prefer to be called Alice! my family is:
me
Jasper
Bella
Edward
Rosalie
Emmet
carlisle
Esme
and Renesmee(Nessie!)

The reason i got this diary was because nessie forced me into it. " Look auntie Alice! i bought this for you!" That mean little angel! nessie bought me this diary, and you can't say no can you! so really this is annoying, and i probably won't even do a second entry!Nessie also bought me a blue jacket. there was 2 tickets that came with it. the tickets were to go to this beach place. " auntie Alice! do you like this coat? you won't like the tickets! i will take them! Jasper and me just looked at each other when she said that. Anyway she is growing up so fast i feel depressed. God, 200 years old tomorrow! Yay! I have to go now thought bye!

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Is Hunger Games the Next Twilight?

posted by mitchie19

Now that Twilight is almost over, will The Hunger Games movies fill the void for fans?
—Elliott, Connecticut, via the inbox

You speak of the upcoming book-to-film adaptation about a dystopian society that sends its children into annual outdoor cage matches to the death, yes?

Well, the pre-production rumors sure are as heated as they were in the days before Twilight hit the screen. But does all that anticipation necessarily equal a replacement to the vampire cult?

Let's start with the casting frenzy, which may or may not launch the next Kristen Stewart:

Kick-Ass actresses Chloe Moretz and Lyndsy...

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THE IMPENDING STORM – TWILIGHT 5 - chapter1

posted by emilykuru

THE IMPENDING STORM – TWILIGHT 5

1. LOOMING VISIONS

As morning dawned, I turned to look outside. It wasn’t sunny but definitely not rainy. We couldn’t hold the hope of going to the town to see Charlie today.

As I gazed outside, Bella came in front of me with Nessie in her hand. “Ready to go see our family?” I smiled. “We cannot be here without them, can we?” She smiled back too.

She looked dazzling when she smiled. A few rays of sunlight which managed to come through the clouds, made her skin sparkle. I touched her hand and felt its smooth texture. Then I took Nessie form her...

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Lexy Cullen(Chapter Eleven)

posted by moolah

Chapter Eleven:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Woo…I thought it was one of those ‘Awkward-Silence-Scenes’!” She said and I started laughing.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
My microwave sounded. I smiled hard and opened the microwave. The butter was melted perfectly and the aroma smelled nice through my colorful family room. Renesmee looked at the green and blue bowl in my hands. I laughed, “Want some?” “Please?” I smiled and grabbed a plastic cup with Yogi Bear on it. I poured half of the butter into Yogi then grabbed a Tweety Bird cup and poured the rest of the melted Trans fat into that cup. I handed...

Lexy Cullen(Chapter Six)

posted by moolah

Chapter Six:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Why are you giving me a bell?” I asked as Dad handed me a small bell to jingle whenever I needed something. “Because I’m babysitting and need to fill some paperwork out.” He kissed my head. “Isn’t Seth here?” Dad shook his head. “No, sweetie pie. Jacob had a best man meeting.” I nodded, “Including Seth?” He nodded and turned upstairs.

‘I like to spit…a lot…and if I could spit anywhere in the world I would spit on you’re heart!’

Renesmee and Lexy’s Song….haha…something must be going on.
I fished my cell out of my pocket. Up on...

Vampires Suck...but not really!

posted by Hellohoudini

LOS ANGELES - Sylvester Stallone's "The Expendables" fought off an onslaught of newcomers to finish on top of the weekend box office again.

Lionsgate's "The Expendables" remained No. 1 for a second straight weekend with $16.5 million, according to studio estimates Sunday. Directed by and starring Stallone, the action romp about mercenaries aiming to overthrow a dictator raised its total to $64.9 million.

Leading the newcomers was 20th Century Fox's "Twilight" spoof "Vampires Suck" with $12.2 million, raising its total to $18.6 million since it opened Wednesday. The movie mocks the blockbuster...

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A Youtube Script(episode fifteen)Powers,Potions,and playful power!

posted by moolah

A Youtube Script:
*episode fifteen*
*Powders, Potions, and Playful Power*
--Edward’s P.O.V:--
*Edward is reading Rosalie’s mind*
R-Keep it clean, Rose.
*done reading Rosalie’s mind*
Edward:*to Emmett* She’s “keeping it clean”, Emmett.
Emmett: This isn’t good! She’s great at holding grudges.
Edward: Well, *smiles* let’s hold a grudge of our own…
Emmett: *confused look on his face* Huh?
Edward: Exactly, Em.
--Rosalie’s P.O.V:--
*thinking*
Help is a word that means friends.
Family.
Carlisle.
*done thinking*
Rosalie: *goes out to the car* Come on, Bells.
Bella: Rose.
Rosalie: Come on Bella!...

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The Memoir of a Wolf's Daughter Chap 8

posted by NeeNee14

I arrived at the hospital and grabbed the presents off my back seat and rushed into the hospital.The nurse told me what floor and room he was in. When I walked in, no one was in there....so I left the presents on the bed and started to walk out. I heard a door open and close and I turned around. I saw his butt as he walked toward the bed. I waited for him to grab the present that belonged to him and opened it. I saw the joy spread across his face when he opened it.
"Do you like it?" I asked him,his head shot up in my direction. I saw the pain in his eyes first, because they echoed my own.Then...