Twilight Series Article: Things Bella Would Never Say ...

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posted by chocolate-bear

I found this hilarious list on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate you and I don't love you any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could you cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in love with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) You know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry, but I don't love you anymore. I've realized that my true love is Mike Newton. (Sent in by: Andy)
11) Hey Edward, can you go bite Jacob? (Sent in by: Alex)
12) I've decided I don't want to become a vampire anymore. (Sent in by: Stephanie)
13) Good god Edward, you and I are both so perfectly tanned! (Sent in by: Mia)
14) Well, since I obviously smell so good to the vamps, maybe Jasper and I can hook up. Next on my list: Carlisle and Emmett! (Sent in by: Courtney)
15) I think I'll just stay human. (Sent in by: Chris)
16) I don't want to be a vampire anymore. I enjoy being a human too much. (Sent in by: Megan)
17) Edward, I absoltuly hate the color of your eyes.
18) Kiss me, Mike! (Sent in by: Brianna)
19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! (Sent in by: Maddy)
20) Sorry Edward, I just used you to get to know Emmett. (Sent in by: Lilyn)
21) OH MY GOD. A vampire? And a WEREWOLF?! *runs away screaming frantically* (Sent in by: Phoebe)
22) Let's race! (Sent in by: Gabby)
23) I'm sorry Edward but I am just too coordinated to hang with you (Sent in by: Alexis)
24) Edward, I would just LOVE it if you had red eyes! (Sent in by: Laura)
25) No Edward! Don't bite me! (Sent in by: Laura)
26) Alice, I hate you and you can't be my maid of honour! (Sent in by: Laura)
27) I wish Tyler had taken me to the prom (Sent in by: Laura)
Edward. I'm sorry, I just can't be with you anymore. I'm going back to Jacob, he still has a heartbeat. (Sent in by: Whitney)
28) Edward, will you bite me? I want to know what my blood tastes Edward, I don't want to be a vampire. And I'm going to go ask Aro to kill me. Adios, amigo! (Sent in by: Sara)
29) I wish you wouldn't breathe on me Edward - your breath stinks! (Sent in by: Sarah)
30) I'm going to the beach to get a tan! (Sent in by: Ella)
31) I rock at ALL sports! (Sent in by: Katie)
32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna)
33) Edward, let's go party! (Sent in by: Alysha)
34) I want a BIG wedding! (Sent in by: Mackenzie and Jennifer)
35) You know, why did you have to kill James? I really loved him you know! (Sent in by: Bubbles and Pussycat)
36) Can we pleeeeeeeeease go play sports? (Sent in by: India)
I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope you don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)
37) Mike Newton is a stud muffin! (Sent in by: Jennifer)
38) You feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... (Sent in by: Laura)
39) Alice, lets have a sleepover. We can paint our nails, and do our hair, and even spend money! (Sent in by: Samm44)
40) Edward, I just dated you to get the coupe. Sorry. (Sent in by: Sam)
41) Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni. (Sent in by: Allie)
42) Alice, you throw the best parties!! I love them!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
43) Y'know, when I jumped off that cliff? I really was trying to commit suicide. (Sent in by: Doriz)
44) Hey Edward, how about you go with Esme and I hook up with Carlisle. (Sent in by: Samara)
45) Edward, I used you to get Jacob. (Sent in by: Alysha)
46) Let's go to the PROM, Edward!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
47) Eddy, I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde and going the cheerleaders, whatca think? (Sent in by: Amy)
48) I was thinking we could honeymoon on the beach in Hawaii! (Sent in by: Kelsey)
49) You know Edward, I think when I'm a vampire we should get a dog! (Sent in by: Shelby)
50) Edward, I think it's really creepy how you watch me when I sleep. Please stop. (Sent in by: Alice)

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funnyshawna heres one ooh, sleepover! fun!

tnme Here is one: Sorry Edward, I want Jacob's baby

wildcats13 13) Good god Edward, you and I are so perfectly tanned! 19) Oh my god Edward! You're a vampire?! 38) You feeling alright Edward? Cause you're looking kinda pale... Haha... these are my favs!!! Hilarious. LMAO

zeri95 i love 41 "Edward, you are the cheese to my macaroni" rotfl literally i crack up whenever i read it!!i also like:21,19 and 46 great job guys!!

BellaSwanCullen 3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma) SHE SAID IT TO HER FATHER WHEN SHE WAS ESCAPING 4) Charlie, could you cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade) SAID IT WHEN SHE WASNT FEELING GOOD, 2nd or 3rd BOOK

BellaSwanCullen 32) Mmm, delicious spaghetti, Dad! (Sent in by: Brenna) Ya, TO BE NICE..

hajra "God, Edward, get over yourself already!" Haha I LOVE Edward...<3

Jakesgirl94 this is something bella would never say "A baby ,with Edward? I'd rather have puppies!"

IcelandGirl812 These are funny, but on page 431 of Breaking Dawn she says "I'll race you" so #22 doesn't really apply anymore....

hello93 number 44 and 49 are my favorites !! XD

dogluverof2 this is so funny, i love all of it

hellgirl223 lol @ 18!

twilighter-duh i love # 47 its hilirous

jem_ This doesn't have a number --->"I'm sorry Edward, but I'm seriously considering going and marrying Jacob tommorow. Hope you don't mind. (Sent in by: Morgan)"..It's right above number 36. Btw, I love the list it's so funny xP.

taelor4twilight LMAO here's one: "*sigh* Well... Edward see, when you were gone i sort of had a little fun with Jessica, Mike, Tyler, Jacob, Seth, Angela, Leah, Emily, Quil, Billy, Embry and Eric... if u kno what i mean." "Edward, Jacob told me he's madly in love in with you. But i think we can work sumthing out here. I'll take you on weekends!"

sampot haha... heres 1: "Jake could we get married???"

7_steph_7 heres one, renesmee, i hate you, im leaving you and your dad adn marrying paul. XD

7_steph_7 i like numbers 8, 13, 17, 19, 21, 23, 30, 37, 38, 39, 41, and 50! theyre awesome! lol

babina lol! that was hilarious my fave: 12,10,44,49 and many others here is another 1: damn it Edward won't you stop kissing me!

werewolflover 21 is FUNNY.i like things that involve screamin.

Inmagic_x3 38 LMAO XD

percyandpotter Edward: *leaning in to make Bella a vampire* Bella: Oh, wait, I changed my mind.

lysolwipe Oh my gosh these where so funny! I really liked 41. 41) Edward, you are the cheese in my macaroni!

twilight_james i liked 1-50!! they are ALL awesome!

XD3 #13 was just someone over thinking cuz it was gay

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posted by Bella_Swan3

-Rosalie-

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posted by Edward_Bella234

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posted by Isabellaashley

DRESSING EDWARD

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posted by Bella_Swan3

-Jacob-

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posted by patrisha727

I cant' write tommorow, because of finals, but I'll write on Friday. :)

Bella's POV

Once we got back to the cottage, Renesmee was already sleeping so Edward and I had to be quiet.
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posted by sasie_katje88

Bella's pov

4 Months has passed again and I’m feeling really great. Edward and me went back to Darmouth to finish my last year of evening courses. It felt so good to be just a vampire now instead of a vampire and a witch.
Nobody has been chasing me or even wanted to kill me. I just hope it will stay that way because like Edward always said ‘Bella, you are a danger magnet’.
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posted by just_bella

WHOOOOO this one was FUN to write...hope people are happy...I tried to make it happier again :)

Recap Part 25

I could see my brothers Phillip, Michael and John, they were all moving hay from one building to another. I saw my sister Patricia and Carol come out of the house, wringing their hands in their aprons.

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"Emmett, please remember. They don't know you anymore, you aren't the same person. We can...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 19

posted by sasie_katje88

it's the last one today :D don't know if I'm going to put one up tomorrow because I have to work again from 10 am till 10 pm. So it's pretty long hours but I'll try otherwise it will be definitely Saturday ^_^

Bella's pov

I opened my eyes again and noticed I fell asleep again. I still felt Edward’s arms around me and I took a deep breath.
“Hey sleepy head” he said with a little joy in his voice now.
“How long did I sleep this time” I asked him curious
“Just an hour” he answered back and he got up from the table.
“Where are you going” I asked him while I got up too”
“Going to...

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posted by sasie_katje88

Are you still up to it :D to read more :D ^_^

Bella's pov

I woke up. The sun was shining very bright into my eyes and my body was sparkling. I got up and noticed I was laying in a garden but I know this garden, I know this place. This is Isle Esme, this is my vacation home. The forest is gone and everyone else too, did Edward save me.
I started walking inside of the house.
“Edward” I yelled gently “Edward, are you here”
I jumped because it wasn’t Edward I saw, it was Franco. I started running back outside to the car that was still parked at the front door. But something made me fell on...

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eternal night part 14

posted by _madz_

here is the long awaited 14 enstallment of my story!
okay, i know a few of you have been asking about it and this is (unfourtunatly) not the bit with the conversation between Edward and Bella yet.
hopefully thats the next one :)

I tried to go back to what I had been thinking about before, but I found myself caught up in the little changes of expression on her face. Again, I wanted to know what she was thinking, but I was used to that. I had always wanted to know what she was thinking.
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posted by sasie_katje88

I'm back with the new story line, hope you like it

Bella's Pov

Introduction

4 years have past since I found out that I was a half witch, half vampire. That year was so busy and hectic. Me giving birth to Mason, the volturi showing up to kill him, seeing Daniel and Leann again, than those strong witches who came after me and then the worsted thing of that year were the vampire hunters.
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posted by just_bella

I swore that I wasn't going to write this story for a few days, but it's like an addiction. I love writing all of my stories, but this one is SO much fun!! Enjoy!!
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Refresher-

"Emmett, you're alright. Nothing will hurt you anymore." The doctor said as he touched my hand.

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posted by sasie_katje88

hey i'm back, lucky my writers block is gone now. i had a hole day to think what i was going to write, so i hope you still like it. It's a long one because i'm trying to end it at article 50 so i can jump ahead in time and start with a new kind of title part 1.

Bella's pov

A new day started after me and Edward saw the sunrise. We were running back to our home, when Edward stopped in the middle of the forest.
“What is it” I said concerned
“Jake is heading our way, we should wait here” he said back to me
“Why is Jake looking for us” I asked him curious
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New Moon Parody.

posted by Brown_x_Eyes

Edward: Happy Birthday, Bella.

Bella: Screw my birthday, I don’t wanna grow up!

Edward: You’re like Peter Pan, except you’re a girl!

Bella: About that…

Edward: What?

Bella: Nothing.

Edward: Let’s go to my place.

Bella: Giving in? The perfect present…

Edward: Hell no! You think I’m weak?! WELL I’LL SHOW YOU WEAK! –Bends down to Bella’s neck-

Bella: Edward, wait for Victoria to kill me. She has more practice.

Edward: Let’s go inside!

Alice: Surprise! Big huge party to be celebrated by only 8 people! WOO!

Bella: I totally didn’t see this coming…

Esme: I baked you this wonderful cake!...