Twilight Fanfiction Article: A day with the Cullens chpt. 3

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posted by twilightchick

DAY 2
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alice: *looking at a magazine* OMGH I NEED THESE SHOES!!!
edward: alice dont you have enough shoes?
alice: no i dont have enough...OMGH I WANT THAT SKIRT!!!
jasper: look baby i think that eddy is right... and that skirt is ugly girlfriend *says in a gay voice*
alice: yeah i guess....AHHHH! I HAVE TO HAVE THAT BRACELET! * starts jumping up and down on the couch and hyperventalating*
jasper: honey....*grabs the magazine and throws it*
edward: hahaha....OMG THESE BOOTS ARE CUTE!
alice: are you getting those for Bella?
edward: GURL NAW THESE ARE FOR ME
bella: hahaha i didnt like them anyway
* grabs edward's hand and holds it*
emmett: ohh those shoes are hot!
edward: ugh! they're so not! and bella you just dont have taste
bella: ugh! *scoots down a couch cusion* now what, you want me to buy a thong? oh yeah i have no taste, i guess you think i dress ugly then
edward: oh can you please? i want a blue scented one with rhinestones on it!
bella: edward, why would you want that?
edward: i want to wear it around the house
bella: no i dont want you to have that girlie thing on.. im leaving
edward:NO BUY US BOTH SOME AND WE WILL WEAR THEM ON OUR HONEYMOON
bella: we already had our honeymoon and you want want to get those rhinestones stuck in your butt
edward: *in a singsong voice* but its scented and we can have another one
bella: i dont know edward your being all OMGH girlie on me
edward: i know!
bella: *walks towards the door*
edward: DONT LEAVE ME!
bella: calm down hun im just going to check on nessie and Jasper STOP PUTTING THOSE GIRLIE PILLS IN HIS DRINKS!
jasper: sorry bella, but that as funny
bella:*goes and hits jasper*
jasper: *starts crying* i said i was sorry *tear tear*
bella: dont cry, because i cry....whenever someone else....cries * falls to her knees and cries*
edward: jasper stop making my wife cry!
rosalie: and the pills have worn off
alice: i told you!
emmett: edward's about to kick jasper's..
esme: dont even finish that sentence MR!
*bella still crying*
edward:JASPER WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
emmett: hehehehehe kick his ass edward
alice: kick his and i'll kick yours *stands up with her tiny fist in the air*
Bella: why cant everbody just be happy?! *still crying*
rosalie: SHUT UP YOU RETARDED HUMAN!
emmett: babe there's no human in here..
edward: so shut the hell up!
rosalie:WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
Bella: *snaps out of it* WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO MY MAN LIKE THAT?!
emmett: dont talk to rose like that or i'll kick your ass (a/n: srry for the cussin...)
bella: oh whatever emmett. if i can beat you at arm wrestling, then i can easily kick your ass
edward:hun i dont want you to be in this i want you safe *lightly kisses her*
*emmett does the same to rosalie*
bella: fine..im bored now
edward: lets get it on! *gets in his hunting crouch*
bella: oo you bad boy!
edward: *winks* you will feel retarded for saying that when we are alone..
bella: *runs upstairs*
edward: *smiles* i get to go have fun.. got to go!
alice:TMI!
edward:hehehehehe * runs upstairs like a little kid*
emmett: he left because he is a weakling
edward: I HEARD THAT BUT YOU AINT WORTH IT BELLA IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU!
bella: oh my sexy man! starts kissing him again*
*MEANWHILE*
emmett: wanna have a pixie stix eating contest?
alice: YES!YES!* jumping up and down*
jasper: graps the pixie stixs* no alice you know what they do to you.
alice: WELL OH WELL NOW GIVE THEM TO ME BEFORE I DO DAMAGE! *snatches one and pours it in her mouth*
rosalie: NO! you're not supposed to eat it you're supposed to sniff it * snorts it up her nose*
jasper: um rose i dont think you're supposed to do that...
rosalie: SHUT UP JASPER I KNOW WHAT IM DOING! 8 continues to snort it up her nose*
* bella and edward walk back in the room*
bella: hey guys...rose what are you doing with that pixie stix...?
rosalie: what does it look like im doing?
bella: rose you're supposed to eat it....
rosalie: nun-uh! * a pixie stix commercial comes on with a little boy eating pixie stixs*
bella: look *points to the tv* see!
rosalie: * starts crying uncontrollably and runs upstairs* I SAW IT ON COPS! *slams the door*
*awkward silence*
emmett: so much for the pixie stix eating contest...
edward: how about a ccp eating contest?
everbody: NO!!!
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this is the end of this chapter. i hope you enjoyed it,but its not as funny as the next chapter coming up so plz review =)

MiizLadiDiime, Emmett4eva and 12 others like this

mwalsh love it so funny

ctaim2 uh - vampires cant drink anything..... lol :P

twilightchick haha i know but we were trying to just make it different but yet the same...

taelor4twilight THIS IS SO EFFING FUNNY!!!!! I GIVE IT A 3236495856141313461 ON A FUNNINESS SCALE OF 1-10!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!! in the next one have emmett say sumthing about bella and edwards sex life!!!! lol

twilightchick haha thats funny taelor4twilight cause that exactly what it is about hahaha

Emoshinell they CAN drink they just dont wanna WRITE MORE! love it!

twilightchick haha i did write more. chapter 4 is up

alice_cullen_12 OMG! Funniest thing ever! I SAW IT ON COPS! Umm, freakishly funny! Yet again I ask, is it possible to die of laughing? I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!

alice_cullen_12 I LOVE the thing at the top: Pixie Stix, because not every kid can afford crack! NICE! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

h2orikki17 LOL

helopeeps8 OMG I AM CRYING BECAUSE IT IS SO F****** FUNNY KEEP ON WRITTING

Whiskey37 LOL!!! they get better every chapter!!!!

alice_cullen_12 I think I need to stop asking that question or I'll jinx myself...

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The Setting Sun Chapter 17

posted by Styfalie

Chapter 17: I understand my mother a whole lot better now. (Renesmee)
We reached the river. Mom and I leapt across while Jacob trudged through swiftly, meeting us on the other side.

We were nearly to the entrance when Leah and Seth ran to our sides whining gently.

“I’m all right.” Jacob soothed quickly. “Alert the others, we’ve got company.”

Leah growled as Seth threw his head back, howling loudly. With that, they took off into the woods, running the perimeter they’d set at top speed.

Rosalie ran out the back door, “What’s going on?”

“They’re coming.” My mother said briskly,...

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posted by reneesme15

Here is the next part in Kate's story hope you like it. If you have any ideas for the story plz leave me a comment and i will try and add them in when possable. As always her thoughts are in italic. Enjoy.

I'm so nervous i'm meeting James' family for the first time, god i hope the like me. There's James, i didn't know what to wear so i went for the smart/casual look. So i'm wearing my white blouse with jeans and a waistcoat,it'll do. Gosh i wish he would stop beeping the horn. I grabed my bag off my bed, took one last look in the mirror and ran down the stairs two at a time. I got to the door...

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posted by taelor4twilight

PLEEEZ COMMENT!!!!! I use the comments to decide if I'll do the next one! pleez pleez comment! thnx

We started walking down the long alleyway. I'm sure Jane was taking us to the second entrance into the castle, for the civilians had seen enough already.
Bella was walking at my side, Alice on her other side. I was supporting most of Bella's weight. She looked fairly tired and worn out, and with as much as I've hurt her already, supporting her was the least I could do.
"So, Alice," I said slowly. "I'm not too surprised to see you here,"
"I am at fault. It was my mistake, and I had to set it right."...

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The Setting Sun Chapter 8

posted by Styfalie

I did this one a little differently. Make sure to pay attention to the POV shifts.

Thank you again for your inspiring comments. You are all very beneficial to the writing of this fanfic.

*Stephanie
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Chapter 8: Secrets
(Bella)
We hadn’t seen much if any of Alice for the last two weeks besides the random moments when she’d dash through the living room and up the stairs or down the stairs and out the door. I was beginning to miss her. Everything was way too quiet without her little trills of excitement and sideways jokes toward Edward and the other...

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posted by bellamay

it was terrifying when i got the furst smell of her. the thoughts just could not be stopped the thought of loring her trapping her drinking her blood. Her smell was just so over powering it was so hard not to jump up and attic her drink her blood.
when class was over i just had to get out of there. when i got out of the class. after school i went to the office to get my scaggual changed she was there in the office the thoughts came back "never mind then" i said "i can see that it is impassable then" i'll just suffer then.
When i was out side it was ezer to deal with the thoughts. on the why home to drop them off.after they were close to home i whet to carlile and touled him i was leving and i gone for days

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Untitled - Part 2 - Chapter 1

posted by Styfalie

JACOB

Chapter 1
I loped quickly, leaping over fallen trees, dodging boulders and other debris on the path. I had to see her, find out why she’d left, see if she was all right. I couldn’t believe what Billy had told me when I got home.

I’d pulled in to find Billy sitting on the porch, his expression blank. He was staring out into the forest like he was waiting for something to pop out and attack.

“What’s up Pops?” I asked teasingly, ducking under the overhang to get out of the rain. I followed his gaze narrowing my eyes curiously. “Dad?” I finally asked.

“Renesmee took off that...

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posted by bella01

[BPOV]

i can't think straight.i don;t know what is happening to me,every time i think of how to escape,every time he is telling me that he love me,edward's face keep popping inside my head.every time i am thinking of not being with him i feel empty.i think i really like him,no,i love him.

"who is he"darius shouted.

i didn't realized that i spoke the last part of what i am thinking.

"i told you before i will never love you.i love someone else"i said

who is he?"he asked angrily

"is he one of your new family?"he asked

i did not answer.

"i will kill them all"he said angrily

"i will not let you hurt any...

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Into Twilight Ch.2

posted by teamalice_0

So sorry I haven't been writting, my life has been soo hard latley. Sorry again!
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"Hi, Edward." I didn't want to be impolite.

"Hello Cassie." We shook hands, I had gloves on, but I still could feel the coldness of his skin seep through the gloves. In reaction I pulled my hand back, it was really cold.

"Sorry about that."

"It's fine really."

Bella smiled at me. And Charlie suggested that she showed me to my bed. Carefully, Edward helped Bella up the stairs. I stood a few back, just in case.

"Cassie, I'm not going to bite." Bella rolled her...

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What Would Have Been 12

posted by genyva

12. Southern Hospitality

I stared at him repeated the words over in my head. How are you still alive? What does that mean, what did he know. Our faces were masked with horror his horror of my morality and my face Horror of the truth.

“What do you mean by that?” I said in a shaky voice, my bottom lip quivered and my body was ice. The pain of that day came back to me for that short second, My hand on fire. It felt that way now. Kevin was getting hot.

“You were bitten by a vampire and your still alive. How!?” He tilted his head to the side, increasing his wild grip on my hand. I tried to...

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secrets chapter 13

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

"finally" i said

i finally finished buying all the things i will be needing tomorrow.i walk toward my car,opened the door and got inside.i started the engine .i am driving to the house now.i looked at my wrist watch,it is already 5:04 pm.i sighned.i thought i could finish the shopping trip before 4:00 pm.the road is already dark.i am driving very fast to get home fast.

i arrived at the house after a few minutes.i walked towards the house and open the door .i went inside and walked around finding the house empty.

"where could they be?"i asked myself.

i started walking to my room now.when i...

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New part of....Found Cullen

posted by ChickRiddler

Chapter 5. New Guy:
The four of us departed at once. We didn’t bother with a car, we just ran. It took no time at all, well, for me. I was there first. Seth was waiting outside for us. As soon as I got there I swept him into a hug. Seth and I had only met twice before, when he I had to meet all the werewolves, and then when he showed me one of the boys who was becoming a werewolf. (They wanted me to know the signs) But we just clicked. He was the only werewolf I felt I could trust.
He laughed.
“Hello Ali!”
“Hey Seth!” I pulled back from the hug. “Good to see you again.”
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Love At First Sight Chapter 2

posted by xXjakeloverXx

ok, this isn't as good as the first chapter because its a filler, but stick with me. The next chapter will be better i promise!

Chapter Two

As the sun broke through my window, I sat up and gasped. Sun! There was actually sun shining in La Push, Washington! I jumped out of bed and rushed to my window, yanking my curtain out of the way. But as I looked out, it wasn’t the sun that was on my mind anymore. Glancing at Jacob’s house, the memories of the wolves came back to haunt me once again. I had trouble getting to sleep last night. The more I thought about it, the...

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Comic-Fanmade

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Unknown Chapter 3

posted by teamalice_0

Edward's group came closer, and I could now see individuals. Edward of course was in front leading. I absoutly despised him, the jerk. The others watched him intently.

"Alice I have NO clue why you hang with this freak." He nodded towards me.

I was used to it, being teased by him.

"Your rotten Edward! She's my friend, and since when do you control who I hang out with?"

"Since it hurt my popularity. You hanging out with Swan." He almost spat my name out. He turned and left with the group trailing. Today was Friday so I would have the entire weekend AWAY from him.

"Oh and Bella tonight is movie night!"...

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Revenge chapter 4

posted by kayleebabee

end of chapter 3!!
"Umm Bella I think you should come and see this..."
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I flew down the stairs and into the living room just behind Edward.
"What is it?" I asked quietly.
"This is what the contraption does." He hissed stepping to the side.
"I tilted my head to the side to examine the bloodied lump closer. It was Phil. I backed away gasping.
Edward extended his arm and a note was clasped in his hand.
I grabbed the note and scanned it.
'dear Bella, this is what the rigging does. you have ten minutes to get your mothers off. I get bored easily.

P.s and be careful where you pull, you dont know what might pop out.'

Then there was an unearthly shreik, It grated the insides of my eardrums. My thoughts caught up with my feet at the top of the stairs.
I punched the door out of my way and shreiked a snarl at what i saw...

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secrets chapter 18

posted by bella01

[still BPOV]

he leaned closer to me.his face was only a few centimeters from mine.when i realized what he is trying to do.so i tried to fight him.when he is about to kiss me,i moved my head which made him kiss my neck not my lips.i immediately regret that because he is opening his mouth now preparing to bite.i tried to fight but he is too strong for me.i do not want to give up but i have no other choice so i just decided to wait for the pain to start.i closed my eyes and pressed my lips together.i waited but there is no pain.i opened my eyes and saw darius staring at me.then someone pulled him...

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love quotes

posted by joe-edwardfan

1. "True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes."
-Unknown
2. "Love and electricity are one in the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in love at all."
-C.J. Franks
3. "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
4. "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
-Aristotle
5. "I have found the paradox that...

kristen stewarts bio

posted by joe-edwardfan

Kristen Stewart
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Kristen Stewart

Stewart at Hollywood Life Magazine's 7th Annual Breakthrough Awards, December 2007
Born    Kristen Jaymes Stewart
April 9, 1990 (age 19)
Los Angeles, California, United States

Occupation    Actress
Years active    1999 – present
Kristen Jaymes Stewart (born April 9, 1990) is an American film and television actress. She is known for roles in films such as Panic Room, Zathura, In the Land of Women, Adventureland, Into the Wild, The Messengers and...

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black moon chap 20

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 20
While Alice was dragging me to see her family I was worried what will happen when I see edward I mean after all this years ,we moved on and stuff……..ooh I'm such an idiot what can happen??? Nothing can happed if he remmembers he left ME! I didn’t leave him! So what does he wants now?.....
I was thinking hard not realizing were she was dragging me when someone hugged me
-oh Bella I'm so happy to see you look at you!!! You havent changed at all!
Then he laughed his booming laugh,awww I truley miss Emmett he always made me laugh and made fun of me
-Bella honey,how are you?
Esme came...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 2

posted by teamalice_0

Thanks patrisha727, and just_bella, and just_bella. I hope you like the tribute to you, by alicecullenBFF.:)
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The plane ride over here was uneventfull, much to my dismay. No one even lost their luggage, every item was found. My golden eyes were stasred at and they kept whispering 'Cullen'. And something that started with 'A'.

I was intrested in that. But we had to go to our hotel, that I booked. The class wasn't big so I could book one for each group, plus chaperone. I had none group, I was a leftover, since it couldn't be evenly.

I was...