Twilight Fanfiction Article: A day with the Cullens chpt. 3

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posted by twilightchick

DAY 2
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alice: *looking at a magazine* OMGH I NEED THESE SHOES!!!
edward: alice dont you have enough shoes?
alice: no i dont have enough...OMGH I WANT THAT SKIRT!!!
jasper: look baby i think that eddy is right... and that skirt is ugly girlfriend *says in a gay voice*
alice: yeah i guess....AHHHH! I HAVE TO HAVE THAT BRACELET! * starts jumping up and down on the couch and hyperventalating*
jasper: honey....*grabs the magazine and throws it*
edward: hahaha....OMG THESE BOOTS ARE CUTE!
alice: are you getting those for Bella?
edward: GURL NAW THESE ARE FOR ME
bella: hahaha i didnt like them anyway
* grabs edward's hand and holds it*
emmett: ohh those shoes are hot!
edward: ugh! they're so not! and bella you just dont have taste
bella: ugh! *scoots down a couch cusion* now what, you want me to buy a thong? oh yeah i have no taste, i guess you think i dress ugly then
edward: oh can you please? i want a blue scented one with rhinestones on it!
bella: edward, why would you want that?
edward: i want to wear it around the house
bella: no i dont want you to have that girlie thing on.. im leaving
edward:NO BUY US BOTH SOME AND WE WILL WEAR THEM ON OUR HONEYMOON
bella: we already had our honeymoon and you want want to get those rhinestones stuck in your butt
edward: *in a singsong voice* but its scented and we can have another one
bella: i dont know edward your being all OMGH girlie on me
edward: i know!
bella: *walks towards the door*
edward: DONT LEAVE ME!
bella: calm down hun im just going to check on nessie and Jasper STOP PUTTING THOSE GIRLIE PILLS IN HIS DRINKS!
jasper: sorry bella, but that as funny
bella:*goes and hits jasper*
jasper: *starts crying* i said i was sorry *tear tear*
bella: dont cry, because i cry....whenever someone else....cries * falls to her knees and cries*
edward: jasper stop making my wife cry!
rosalie: and the pills have worn off
alice: i told you!
emmett: edward's about to kick jasper's..
esme: dont even finish that sentence MR!
*bella still crying*
edward:JASPER WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
emmett: hehehehehe kick his ass edward
alice: kick his and i'll kick yours *stands up with her tiny fist in the air*
Bella: why cant everbody just be happy?! *still crying*
rosalie: SHUT UP YOU RETARDED HUMAN!
emmett: babe there's no human in here..
edward: so shut the hell up!
rosalie:WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
Bella: *snaps out of it* WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO MY MAN LIKE THAT?!
emmett: dont talk to rose like that or i'll kick your ass (a/n: srry for the cussin...)
bella: oh whatever emmett. if i can beat you at arm wrestling, then i can easily kick your ass
edward:hun i dont want you to be in this i want you safe *lightly kisses her*
*emmett does the same to rosalie*
bella: fine..im bored now
edward: lets get it on! *gets in his hunting crouch*
bella: oo you bad boy!
edward: *winks* you will feel retarded for saying that when we are alone..
bella: *runs upstairs*
edward: *smiles* i get to go have fun.. got to go!
alice:TMI!
edward:hehehehehe * runs upstairs like a little kid*
emmett: he left because he is a weakling
edward: I HEARD THAT BUT YOU AINT WORTH IT BELLA IS WAY BETTER THAN YOU!
bella: oh my sexy man! starts kissing him again*
*MEANWHILE*
emmett: wanna have a pixie stix eating contest?
alice: YES!YES!* jumping up and down*
jasper: graps the pixie stixs* no alice you know what they do to you.
alice: WELL OH WELL NOW GIVE THEM TO ME BEFORE I DO DAMAGE! *snatches one and pours it in her mouth*
rosalie: NO! you're not supposed to eat it you're supposed to sniff it * snorts it up her nose*
jasper: um rose i dont think you're supposed to do that...
rosalie: SHUT UP JASPER I KNOW WHAT IM DOING! 8 continues to snort it up her nose*
* bella and edward walk back in the room*
bella: hey guys...rose what are you doing with that pixie stix...?
rosalie: what does it look like im doing?
bella: rose you're supposed to eat it....
rosalie: nun-uh! * a pixie stix commercial comes on with a little boy eating pixie stixs*
bella: look *points to the tv* see!
rosalie: * starts crying uncontrollably and runs upstairs* I SAW IT ON COPS! *slams the door*
*awkward silence*
emmett: so much for the pixie stix eating contest...
edward: how about a ccp eating contest?
everbody: NO!!!
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this is the end of this chapter. i hope you enjoyed it,but its not as funny as the next chapter coming up so plz review =)

MiizLadiDiime, Emmett4eva and 12 others like this

mwalsh love it so funny

ctaim2 uh - vampires cant drink anything..... lol :P

twilightchick haha i know but we were trying to just make it different but yet the same...

taelor4twilight THIS IS SO EFFING FUNNY!!!!! I GIVE IT A 3236495856141313461 ON A FUNNINESS SCALE OF 1-10!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!! in the next one have emmett say sumthing about bella and edwards sex life!!!! lol

twilightchick haha thats funny taelor4twilight cause that exactly what it is about hahaha

Emoshinell they CAN drink they just dont wanna WRITE MORE! love it!

twilightchick haha i did write more. chapter 4 is up

alice_cullen_12 OMG! Funniest thing ever! I SAW IT ON COPS! Umm, freakishly funny! Yet again I ask, is it possible to die of laughing? I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!

alice_cullen_12 I LOVE the thing at the top: Pixie Stix, because not every kid can afford crack! NICE! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

h2orikki17 LOL

helopeeps8 OMG I AM CRYING BECAUSE IT IS SO F****** FUNNY KEEP ON WRITTING

Whiskey37 LOL!!! they get better every chapter!!!!

alice_cullen_12 I think I need to stop asking that question or I'll jinx myself...

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 13

posted by Repo-girl

Hi! I had a hard time getting this chapter out because I had to edit it. I made it a teen rated chapter instead of an x rated chapter so, enjoy!

Chapter 13
Bella's POV

I blushed when James asked me the question. "Really"?, I asked. "Really. Will you sleep with me"? I thought for a moment. "Yes". James picked me up. He walked me over to the bed and deposited me on it. He crawled on top of me. "You're beautiful Bella. Any man would be lucky to have you"., he whispered in my ear. He nibbled on the shell of my ear after he was done talking. I shuddered. "I've never done this before"., I said. James stopped. "What"? "I've never had sex before. I'm a virgin". "Really"? "Really". "Wow. I don't care". He kissed me hard. Then he trailed his lips down my body. He ripped my clothes off. "Damn it Bella, you're beautiful".

Sorry that it was so short. As I said, I had to edit. In my copy, its four pages long. Review please!

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Bella's New Mate Chapter 3

posted by Repo-girl

Hi all you peoples! I loved your reviews! I don't exactly know how James came back but, I will put together a way to explain how he was alive:D Remember like always to review! I live on reviews and they have all been good so far! So, here's chappie 3!

Chapter 3

This couldn't be real. I was dreaming. My mind blank, I tried to say something. "You're dead. This can't be real"., I stammered. "You're dead".,I said again. "Oh,it is real".,James said with a smirk. "How are you alive"?, I asked in shock. James shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know. But, I came for revenge. Sadly, Victoria didn't get...

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Andrew nearly dropped his lunch on the floor when he tried to theatrically slide it onto the table which he did with just a little too much exuberance. “Finally! Today...

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chapter 3:explanations And meeting Jacob...
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They all just looked at each other in silence. "what are you talking about," Carlisle said, breaking the silence. "you were running and cracked your neck a little tripping on a rock, lucky for you Emmett walked by and found you on the floor and brought you here." I looked over my shoulder to see Emmett.
"guilty." he smiled. I couldn't help but smile back and laugh.
"would you like a tour?" Alice said, smiling.
"ummm...ok," Alice took my hand and Edward's.
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Chapter 8.
Dreaming:

I was in a forest. Everything was green. The grass, the trees, the moss, all green, different shades of green, but still green. No matter where I looked it was forest, it looked like there was no way out. I walked straight ahead for a while, always trying to find an escape. I thought about screaming, but I had a strong feeling that no one would hear me. I kept walking, and then all of a sudden there was bright sunlight behind the trees. I could almost see an opening, the trees were getting further apart, I was beginning to see blue sky through the all the lush bush.

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posted by callejahLUVSed

well i knew it had to happen sooner or later... WRITERS BLOCK! i have no idea where the story should go form here.. so if anyone has any suggestions, let me know! pretty slow chapter.. but if i get good suggests it'll get better!!! love you all! COMMENT!

CHAPTER NINE- We're Perfect

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A day with the cullens chpt.7

posted by twilightchick

a/n: sadly we dont own any of the characters, stephenie meyer does...plz enjoy and review

DAY 6
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bella: i love this meadow edward. its so peaceful and beautiful!
edward: its okay i guess but it could never be as beautiful and as special as you are to me
bella: oh edward you're so sweet
edward: *weaves his fingers through hers* love renesmee has waken up and she is getting very upset that we're not there so we better go
bella: *sighs* okay lets go my baby needs me
edward: i will race you!
bella: ok 1,2,3, GO!
(back at the cullens house)
rose: nessie honey...

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This is just another Filler, Chapter Nine will be better!

Chapter Eight

When I woke up, I couldn’t remember all that had happened until I felt Jacob laying beside me. Then everything came rushing back with amazing clearness. The shock of it all made me gasp. Having a vampire trying to kill you certainly took a toll on your emotions. Jacob sat up slowly, trying to get awake.
“ You ok?” He asked, probably hearing my gasp just a moment before.
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Forks: Chapter 1; Going home

posted by doyouknow

This is my first fanfiction so I need you to be honest and tell me what you think!

I dont own Twilight or any of it's characters.

My mother kissed my forehead softly, “You know sweetie, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.” Her eyes bored into mine and for a second I actually considered staying in Phoenix. But I knew Phil would be going on the road soon, and I also knew how hard it was for Renee to be away from her new husband. I didn’t want that.
“Mom for the last time I want to!” I replied, putting on the best brave smile I could manage, smiling was just so much effort...

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A day with the Cullens chpt. 2

posted by twilightchick

previously-
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsimveryhyper!
edward:i can see that love. Bella listen im wanted dead or alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
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edward: i jumped on mike cause..." i put on for my lady on on for my lady (a/n: they're sing/rapping)
bella:*jumps on the table and sings* now you can have whatever you like, i said you can have whatever you like yeah..now lets go, play checkers (a/n: checkers is a inside joke between us three, it doesnt mean the board game.....just think about BD..)..we can pop bottles all night baby you...

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Bella's New Family Chapter 12

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: The only thing that is mine is the story itself.

A/N: Please continue to read and review.

Chapter 12

“Edward is that really you?” I blinked and rubbed my eyes.

“Yes. I’m sorry, did I wake you?” he said softly.

“No, you didn’t wake me up. I was dreaming about my parents again”

“I heard,” he replied.

“What do you mean, you heard me? I thought that you couldn’t read my mind,” I said with almost a panic in my voice.

“No Bella. You were talking about it in your sleep,” he replied. “More like murmuring really. But I didn’t have any problem understanding it.”...

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posted by bitten_byedward

Okay, so I know I posted this before but I changed some things about it. Revised it more. Plz R&R.

This is a fanfiction about when Edward leaves in New Moon. This is after Bella runs into the woods to chase after Edward when he leaves her.
A/N: I own no characters.

Bella's POV

I couldn't believe he left me. He didn't want me. And here I was, on a wild goose chase, chasing after a vampire who I was in love with. But he wasn't in love with me. I had lead my life into a fairytale, and then he ripped it away from me. I knew I should be mad at him. But, he was Edward Cullen. I couldn't understand...

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The kiddo

It was the weirdest party aunt Alice had ever thrown; Mom's, Dad's and her graduation party. I don't know anybody but the family, all adults, and some babies that some friends of Alice and mom have. She shouldn't even have celebrated; we should've just left to Forks. She didn't celebrate when Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie graduated.

"Hey! Emmett! Want to bet on who throws the snow ball the furthest?" said Colin, who is one of dad's friends, who also became friends with Emmett and Jaz.

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Thorn In The Flower

posted by Renesmee_XD

Okay so this has been in my mind for a while I need to get it out before I lose it , I am not continuing this now I am finishing my other story first but I am putting the first chapter on Fanpop and then later on Fanfiction when I can write this properly :)
Summary: Bella see’s a gang hurting a homeless stranger, she helps him obviously and takes him to the shelter which her and her friends have made, but he seems so smart, so nice so how did he end up on the street?
Pairings : Canon ExB ( All Human //Alternative Universe)
Rating : T for now
Playlist: Innocent - Taylor Swift

Prlogue:Stranger...

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posted by doyouknow

I awoke the next day feeling slightly groggy. I hadn’t had a very good night’s sleep. After the realisation that someone may have been watching me my dreams were full of monsters. Well sort of. I dreamed of the creatures from the books. Jacob was a great big wolf with giant teeth and a ferocious growl, and Edward looked quite like Dracula, cape and all. Stupid book, I thought to myself. I shouldn’t have read it before bed obviously.
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