"You know what's really fun?" Lindsay smiled, setting her makeup brush down beside her and looking into Heather's eyes.
"What, Lindsay?" She groaned. Lindsay's perky smile remained, oblivious to Heather's selfish remark.
"... Scary stories!" I turned and glanced at Lindsay questioningly.
"And you bring this up, why, exactly?"
"It's Halloween, silly!"
"... That's tomorrow, hun."
"Oh."
"But it's all in good fun, right?" Courtney grinned. The girls and I choked on our own breath and looked at her dumbfounded.
"Huh. Haha, excuse me, miss "I-hate-everything-and-everyone"?" I laughed.
"What?" Courtney asked, tiredly.
"You don't actually mean you want to have fun, do you?"
"And for the record, Courtney," Leshawna interuppted,"Fun isn't calling your snotty-pants lawyers to--"
"I know!" Courtney steamed. "I can have fun, too, you big JERKS!" I wiped a pretend tear from my eye and sighed, gripped Heather as I slowly and dramatically fainted.
"Heather! Did you h-hear that? S-she called me a... JERK! Boo hoo hoo hoo!" The rest of the girls besides Courtney laughed.
"Uh... guys?"
"I bet that hurt you!"
"Oh, sure it did..."
"Uh, guys?"
"Well I don't even care! I'll--"
"Get your lawyers to vote me off?"
"SOFIE YOU ARE SUCH A--
"GUUUUYYYYSS!!
"WHAT!?!" I screamed at Lindsay, tightening my fists. Lindsay silently shook her head and pointed to the doorway, where Harold Justin and Duncan stood. I blushed and smiled sheepishly.
"W-was that... you... who was calling me...?"
"Yes." Duncan scowled. "Why are you screaming!?" Justin weeped tears of ugly.
"You interuppted my beauty sleep!"
"No matter how much sleep you get Justin, your not going to get any prettier." I spat at him, folding my arms.
"Sofie... that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
"Don't take it as a complement, you douche-bag."
"Bitch!"
"Man-whore!"
"Self-centered!"
"ME!?"
"Yes--"
"JUSTIN!" Duncan screamed, pushing him against the wall. Justin gasped and began touching his face to make sure his "beauty" was still intact.
"I have delicate skin!"
"Delicate my dick!"
"Jealous, much, are we?"
Everyone began to crack up, but Justin stared at us like we were licking each other's armpits.
"What's so funny!?"
"JEALOUS!? OF YOU?!" More roaring laughter. I hopped off my bed and ran to Duncan and Harold, taking their hands and leading them inside our trailer.
"You guys wanna stay and talk with us?" I gave them each a warm smile and they nodded. Justin staggered, glaring at us coldly. "You didn't expect me to invite you, did you, douche-bag?" Justin huffed in anger and stomped out the door.
"Happy Halloween!"
"LOSER!" Heather screamed at him, threw a hair brush at his back as he disappeared into the next trailer.
"What, Lindsay?" She groaned. Lindsay's perky smile remained, oblivious to Heather's selfish remark.
"... Scary stories!" I turned and glanced at Lindsay questioningly.
"And you bring this up, why, exactly?"
"It's Halloween, silly!"
"... That's tomorrow, hun."
"Oh."
"But it's all in good fun, right?" Courtney grinned. The girls and I choked on our own breath and looked at her dumbfounded.
"Huh. Haha, excuse me, miss "I-hate-everything-and-everyone"?" I laughed.
"What?" Courtney asked, tiredly.
"You don't actually mean you want to have fun, do you?"
"And for the record, Courtney," Leshawna interuppted,"Fun isn't calling your snotty-pants lawyers to--"
"I know!" Courtney steamed. "I can have fun, too, you big JERKS!" I wiped a pretend tear from my eye and sighed, gripped Heather as I slowly and dramatically fainted.
"Heather! Did you h-hear that? S-she called me a... JERK! Boo hoo hoo hoo!" The rest of the girls besides Courtney laughed.
"Uh... guys?"
"I bet that hurt you!"
"Oh, sure it did..."
"Uh, guys?"
"Well I don't even care! I'll--"
"Get your lawyers to vote me off?"
"SOFIE YOU ARE SUCH A--
"GUUUUYYYYSS!!
"WHAT!?!" I screamed at Lindsay, tightening my fists. Lindsay silently shook her head and pointed to the doorway, where Harold Justin and Duncan stood. I blushed and smiled sheepishly.
"W-was that... you... who was calling me...?"
"Yes." Duncan scowled. "Why are you screaming!?" Justin weeped tears of ugly.
"You interuppted my beauty sleep!"
"No matter how much sleep you get Justin, your not going to get any prettier." I spat at him, folding my arms.
"Sofie... that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
"Don't take it as a complement, you douche-bag."
"Bitch!"
"Man-whore!"
"Self-centered!"
"ME!?"
"Yes--"
"JUSTIN!" Duncan screamed, pushing him against the wall. Justin gasped and began touching his face to make sure his "beauty" was still intact.
"I have delicate skin!"
"Delicate my dick!"
"Jealous, much, are we?"
Everyone began to crack up, but Justin stared at us like we were licking each other's armpits.
"What's so funny!?"
"JEALOUS!? OF YOU?!" More roaring laughter. I hopped off my bed and ran to Duncan and Harold, taking their hands and leading them inside our trailer.
"You guys wanna stay and talk with us?" I gave them each a warm smile and they nodded. Justin staggered, glaring at us coldly. "You didn't expect me to invite you, did you, douche-bag?" Justin huffed in anger and stomped out the door.
"Happy Halloween!"
"LOSER!" Heather screamed at him, threw a hair brush at his back as he disappeared into the next trailer.
Phil: last time on total drama the haunting, 2 campers got to be clowns while the rest sat down to watch it at the end jumanji won the zombies a trip home. what will happen who will loose and while my girlfriend visit find out more on this episode of total drama the haunting.
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i lost a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i lost a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break
Last time on TOTAL DRAMA FREAKS
Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.
*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*
7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are you people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the unicorns and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.
*Everyone walks over*
"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I love STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*
"Where are we?What are unicorns and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" said Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."
PART 2 COMING SOON
Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.
*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*
7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are you people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the unicorns and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.
*Everyone walks over*
"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I love STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*
"Where are we?What are unicorns and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" said Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."
PART 2 COMING SOON
*All contestants sitting around a campfire at night*"I'm scared of bats..."Said Juno."I'm scared of you."Said Sumer."SHUT THE HECK UP!""I'm really scared of hieghts."She confessed."I'm scared of bats."Said Izzy."I'm terrfied by Justin's face and earwigs"said Brooke.
"This week one TDF,Leshawna will be co-hosting.Yes,i know she is one of your faves,and she's also my freind.Here's her special entrance."
*Leshawna walks in all cool with awesome music playing in the "BG"*"What's sup,Andrea?Besides having to hang at this aweful camp again?""Nothing much,ok so we'll meet with the campers in 10,ok?""Ok."
*Dining Hall*
"Sumer,do you honestly think i'd nearly kill you without a good reason?"Juno."Yes,that's just like you.""We've spent 7 weeks here are you think you know me?You don't.SO if i was you,i'd shut up."
"Ok groovy cats!This week we're having one of my fave chaellenge!PHOBIA FACTOR!We got everyone to say thier fears,so this will be no problem."
TO BE CONTINUED
"This week one TDF,Leshawna will be co-hosting.Yes,i know she is one of your faves,and she's also my freind.Here's her special entrance."
*Leshawna walks in all cool with awesome music playing in the "BG"*"What's sup,Andrea?Besides having to hang at this aweful camp again?""Nothing much,ok so we'll meet with the campers in 10,ok?""Ok."
*Dining Hall*
"Sumer,do you honestly think i'd nearly kill you without a good reason?"Juno."Yes,that's just like you.""We've spent 7 weeks here are you think you know me?You don't.SO if i was you,i'd shut up."
"Ok groovy cats!This week we're having one of my fave chaellenge!PHOBIA FACTOR!We got everyone to say thier fears,so this will be no problem."
TO BE CONTINUED