"You know what's really fun?" Lindsay smiled, setting her makeup brush down beside her and looking into Heather's eyes.
"What, Lindsay?" She groaned. Lindsay's perky smile remained, oblivious to Heather's selfish remark.
"... Scary stories!" I turned and glanced at Lindsay questioningly.
"And you bring this up, why, exactly?"
"It's Halloween, silly!"
"... That's tomorrow, hun."
"Oh."
"But it's all in good fun, right?" Courtney grinned. The girls and I choked on our own breath and looked at her dumbfounded.
"Huh. Haha, excuse me, miss "I-hate-everything-and-everyone"?" I laughed.
"What?" Courtney asked, tiredly.
"You don't actually mean you want to have fun, do you?"
"And for the record, Courtney," Leshawna interuppted,"Fun isn't calling your snotty-pants lawyers to--"
"I know!" Courtney steamed. "I can have fun, too, you big JERKS!" I wiped a pretend tear from my eye and sighed, gripped Heather as I slowly and dramatically fainted.
"Heather! Did you h-hear that? S-she called me a... JERK! Boo hoo hoo hoo!" The rest of the girls besides Courtney laughed.
"Uh... guys?"
"I bet that hurt you!"
"Oh, sure it did..."
"Uh, guys?"
"Well I don't even care! I'll--"
"Get your lawyers to vote me off?"
"SOFIE YOU ARE SUCH A--
"GUUUUYYYYSS!!
"WHAT!?!" I screamed at Lindsay, tightening my fists. Lindsay silently shook her head and pointed to the doorway, where Harold Justin and Duncan stood. I blushed and smiled sheepishly.
"W-was that... you... who was calling me...?"
"Yes." Duncan scowled. "Why are you screaming!?" Justin weeped tears of ugly.
"You interuppted my beauty sleep!"
"No matter how much sleep you get Justin, your not going to get any prettier." I spat at him, folding my arms.
"Sofie... that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
"Don't take it as a complement, you douche-bag."
"Bitch!"
"Man-whore!"
"Self-centered!"
"ME!?"
"Yes--"
"JUSTIN!" Duncan screamed, pushing him against the wall. Justin gasped and began touching his face to make sure his "beauty" was still intact.
"I have delicate skin!"
"Delicate my dick!"
"Jealous, much, are we?"
Everyone began to crack up, but Justin stared at us like we were licking each other's armpits.
"What's so funny!?"
"JEALOUS!? OF YOU?!" More roaring laughter. I hopped off my bed and ran to Duncan and Harold, taking their hands and leading them inside our trailer.
"You guys wanna stay and talk with us?" I gave them each a warm smile and they nodded. Justin staggered, glaring at us coldly. "You didn't expect me to invite you, did you, douche-bag?" Justin huffed in anger and stomped out the door.
"Happy Halloween!"
"LOSER!" Heather screamed at him, threw a hair brush at his back as he disappeared into the next trailer.
"What, Lindsay?" She groaned. Lindsay's perky smile remained, oblivious to Heather's selfish remark.
"... Scary stories!" I turned and glanced at Lindsay questioningly.
"And you bring this up, why, exactly?"
"It's Halloween, silly!"
"... That's tomorrow, hun."
"Oh."
"But it's all in good fun, right?" Courtney grinned. The girls and I choked on our own breath and looked at her dumbfounded.
"Huh. Haha, excuse me, miss "I-hate-everything-and-everyone"?" I laughed.
"What?" Courtney asked, tiredly.
"You don't actually mean you want to have fun, do you?"
"And for the record, Courtney," Leshawna interuppted,"Fun isn't calling your snotty-pants lawyers to--"
"I know!" Courtney steamed. "I can have fun, too, you big JERKS!" I wiped a pretend tear from my eye and sighed, gripped Heather as I slowly and dramatically fainted.
"Heather! Did you h-hear that? S-she called me a... JERK! Boo hoo hoo hoo!" The rest of the girls besides Courtney laughed.
"Uh... guys?"
"I bet that hurt you!"
"Oh, sure it did..."
"Uh, guys?"
"Well I don't even care! I'll--"
"Get your lawyers to vote me off?"
"SOFIE YOU ARE SUCH A--
"GUUUUYYYYSS!!
"WHAT!?!" I screamed at Lindsay, tightening my fists. Lindsay silently shook her head and pointed to the doorway, where Harold Justin and Duncan stood. I blushed and smiled sheepishly.
"W-was that... you... who was calling me...?"
"Yes." Duncan scowled. "Why are you screaming!?" Justin weeped tears of ugly.
"You interuppted my beauty sleep!"
"No matter how much sleep you get Justin, your not going to get any prettier." I spat at him, folding my arms.
"Sofie... that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
"Don't take it as a complement, you douche-bag."
"Bitch!"
"Man-whore!"
"Self-centered!"
"ME!?"
"Yes--"
"JUSTIN!" Duncan screamed, pushing him against the wall. Justin gasped and began touching his face to make sure his "beauty" was still intact.
"I have delicate skin!"
"Delicate my dick!"
"Jealous, much, are we?"
Everyone began to crack up, but Justin stared at us like we were licking each other's armpits.
"What's so funny!?"
"JEALOUS!? OF YOU?!" More roaring laughter. I hopped off my bed and ran to Duncan and Harold, taking their hands and leading them inside our trailer.
"You guys wanna stay and talk with us?" I gave them each a warm smile and they nodded. Justin staggered, glaring at us coldly. "You didn't expect me to invite you, did you, douche-bag?" Justin huffed in anger and stomped out the door.
"Happy Halloween!"
"LOSER!" Heather screamed at him, threw a hair brush at his back as he disappeared into the next trailer.
Chris: Hi Im chris mclean with the next season of the total drama series TOTAL DRAMA CULDESAC!!!
Chris: The new teams are Team Scam and Team Peach creek.
Team Scam:
1. Nazz
2. Katie
3. Marie
4. Owen
5. Ezekiel
6. Tyler
7. LeShawna
8. Sadie
9. Trent
10. Kevin
11. Justin
12. Noah
13. DJ
14. Sarah
15. Courtney
16. Harold
Team Peach Creek:
1. Eva
2. Ed
3. Gwen
4. Jimmy
5. Lindsay
6. Johnny 2x4
7. Bridgette
8. May
9. Beth
10. Geoff
11. Edd
12. Izzy
13. Rolf
14. Lee
15. Duncan
16. Eddy
First Challenge- The Afterschool Race
Chris: you have to race from the school to the culdesac.
Chris: The races will be contested under best 2 out of 3.
Race 1: Noah vs. Rolf
Race 2: Owen vs. Jimmy
Race 3: Nazz vs. Eva
Please vote for who you want to win by leaving a comment below. Voting ends on July 20th.
Chris: The new teams are Team Scam and Team Peach creek.
Team Scam:
1. Nazz
2. Katie
3. Marie
4. Owen
5. Ezekiel
6. Tyler
7. LeShawna
8. Sadie
9. Trent
10. Kevin
11. Justin
12. Noah
13. DJ
14. Sarah
15. Courtney
16. Harold
Team Peach Creek:
1. Eva
2. Ed
3. Gwen
4. Jimmy
5. Lindsay
6. Johnny 2x4
7. Bridgette
8. May
9. Beth
10. Geoff
11. Edd
12. Izzy
13. Rolf
14. Lee
15. Duncan
16. Eddy
First Challenge- The Afterschool Race
Chris: you have to race from the school to the culdesac.
Chris: The races will be contested under best 2 out of 3.
Race 1: Noah vs. Rolf
Race 2: Owen vs. Jimmy
Race 3: Nazz vs. Eva
Please vote for who you want to win by leaving a comment below. Voting ends on July 20th.
brooke:okay, so the next challenge is a fight over this lava pit.
duncan:uh, what?
geoffe:why?
brooke:if you liked me, you would fight for me, now, get your sword over there/
both:*get swords*
brooke:okay, now, go!!!!!
duncan:you are so going down!
geoffe:no, you are! HAH! I SAID IT! your going down , you are going down, you are going AHH!
geoffe:*hangs of cliff*
duncan:any last words?
geoffe:yes, i do. BROOKE! CATCH! *throws brooke disk*
brooke:well, what to we have here, a Celine dion cd, eh?
duncan:what??????
geoffe:thats right!
duncan:wait, we do you have that in your pocket?
geoffe:uh....PLAY IT!
brooke:okay! *plays a new day*
duncan:AHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
geoffe:Only if you let me push you off the cliff.
duncan:OKAY! JUST TURN IT OFF!
geoffe:i push you off first!
duncan:OKAY! wait, is this real?
brooke:yep!
duncan:what?
geoffe:*pushes duncan off cliff*
duncan:AHH!! GODD BYE WORLD!!
TO BE CONTINUED!
duncan:uh, what?
geoffe:why?
brooke:if you liked me, you would fight for me, now, get your sword over there/
both:*get swords*
brooke:okay, now, go!!!!!
duncan:you are so going down!
geoffe:no, you are! HAH! I SAID IT! your going down , you are going down, you are going AHH!
geoffe:*hangs of cliff*
duncan:any last words?
geoffe:yes, i do. BROOKE! CATCH! *throws brooke disk*
brooke:well, what to we have here, a Celine dion cd, eh?
duncan:what??????
geoffe:thats right!
duncan:wait, we do you have that in your pocket?
geoffe:uh....PLAY IT!
brooke:okay! *plays a new day*
duncan:AHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
geoffe:Only if you let me push you off the cliff.
duncan:OKAY! JUST TURN IT OFF!
geoffe:i push you off first!
duncan:OKAY! wait, is this real?
brooke:yep!
duncan:what?
geoffe:*pushes duncan off cliff*
duncan:AHH!! GODD BYE WORLD!!
TO BE CONTINUED!
yeah andd i'm proud of it, you 2 can resume making out but if you touch her i'm gonna kick your ass-Jacki
will she really do that-Duncan
she will-Brittani
*they make out*
(After school at Brittani's house)
oh hi Brittani, hi dirty playa-Jacki
be nice-Brittani
no-Jacki
please-Brittani
no and why is he here-Jacki
cause he wanted to say he was sorry-Brittani
look i'm really sorry-Duncan
i'm not feakin kidding Duncan i will kick your ass if you touch her you little shit-Jacki
would you feel beter if i told you that your really hott-Duncan
Brittani is standing right there-Jacki
and you point is...i said it was ok-Brittani
oh well just dont touch her ok-Jacki
i wont-Duncan
*whispers to jacki* hug him-Brittani
there's no way i'm gonna go to my room now-Jacki
ok whater-Duncan
*Brittani and Duncan makeout*
THE END
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