"You know what's really fun?" Lindsay smiled, setting her makeup brush down beside her and looking into Heather's eyes.
"What, Lindsay?" She groaned. Lindsay's perky smile remained, oblivious to Heather's selfish remark.
"... Scary stories!" I turned and glanced at Lindsay questioningly.
"And you bring this up, why, exactly?"
"It's Halloween, silly!"
"... That's tomorrow, hun."
"But it's all in good fun, right?" Courtney grinned. The girls and I choked on our own breath and looked at her dumbfounded.
"Huh. Haha, excuse me, miss "I-hate-everything-and-everyone"?" I laughed.
"What?" Courtney asked, tiredly.
"You don't actually mean you want to have fun, do you?"
"And for the record, Courtney," Leshawna interuppted,"Fun isn't calling your snotty-pants lawyers to--"
"I know!" Courtney steamed. "I can have fun, too, you big JERKS!" I wiped a pretend tear from my eye and sighed, gripped Heather as I slowly and dramatically fainted.
"Heather! Did you h-hear that? S-she called me a... JERK! Boo hoo hoo hoo!" The rest of the girls besides Courtney laughed.
"I bet that hurt you!"
"Oh, sure it did..."
"Well I don't even care! I'll--"
"Get your lawyers to vote me off?"
"SOFIE YOU ARE SUCH A--
"WHAT!?!" I screamed at Lindsay, tightening my fists. Lindsay silently shook her head and pointed to the doorway, where Harold Justin and Duncan stood. I blushed and smiled sheepishly.
"W-was that... you... who was calling me...?"
"Yes." Duncan scowled. "Why are you screaming!?" Justin weeped tears of ugly.
"You interuppted my beauty sleep!"
"No matter how much sleep you get Justin, your not going to get any prettier." I spat at him, folding my arms.
"Sofie... that is the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
"Don't take it as a complement, you douche-bag."
"JUSTIN!" Duncan screamed, pushing him against the wall. Justin gasped and began touching his face to make sure his "beauty" was still intact.
"I have delicate skin!"
"Delicate my dick!"
"Jealous, much, are we?"
Everyone began to crack up, but Justin stared at us like we were licking each other's armpits.
"What's so funny!?"
"JEALOUS!? OF YOU?!" More roaring laughter. I hopped off my bed and ran to Duncan and Harold, taking their hands and leading them inside our trailer.
"You guys wanna stay and talk with us?" I gave them each a warm smile and they nodded. Justin staggered, glaring at us coldly. "You didn't expect me to invite you, did you, douche-bag?" Justin huffed in anger and stomped out the door.
"LOSER!" Heather screamed at him, threw a hair brush at his back as he disappeared into the next trailer.