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I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight budget, we'll only allow Thomas, and five of his friends, Diesel Ten ,and his two goons, as well as a purple tank engine that has no face to be in the movie.

Gordon: *Waiting at station* 8, 7, 6, 5, 4-
Thomas: *Arrives* 3, 2, 1, blast off!! *Stops at station* Why were you counting down?
Gordon: I was counting how many seconds you had until you were late.
Thomas: Ha, look who's talking fatty.
Gordon: Fatty? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! NOBODY CALLS ME FATTY!!
Diesel 10: *Goes past* Outta my way steamies! Suck my dick... Or cock!
Gordon: Isn't that the same thing?
Thomas: Who cares? Can't he suck his own di... What was it he said?
Gordon: You don't want to remember.

And now to interrupt the story so that I can show you where I live. Shining Time Station. I live there with many other people, but I have to tell you more about it later, because I'm holding up the story. And bye the way, I think you might be in this story too.

Thomas: Hmm, if Diesel 10 is causing havoc, there must be a lost steamie around here.
James: *Singing song*

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Engines: *Hearing James* Make it stop!!
James: *Continues singing*
Engines: *Leaving sheds*
James: *Singing song*
Thomas: *Slowly backs into buffers* HOLY BOTHERATIONS!!!
James: You weren't concentrating Thomas. Lucky for you that you were going slow.
Thomas: What? You think I'd be that crazy to go fast, and come off the rails?
James: uhh.. Maybe?
Thomas: What are you doing in the shed James?
James: I was being naughty, and the fat ass controller told me to stay here, and think about my mistake.
Thomas: I think you made another mistake by calling Sir Tophamm Hat fat.
James: Well, it's not my fault he's overweight.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* Hey you two!! My name is Diesel 10!!
Thomas: Great, no one cares.
Diesel 10: Well you should. I'm looking for a lost steam engine! Have you seen her?
Thomas: Four wheels?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Purple paint, with a golden smokebox?
Diesel 10: Yep.
Thomas: The word Lady is written on both sides?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Never heard of her.
Diesel 10: Oh well. *Leaves*
James: There's a lost engine?

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Gordon turns into a tank engine.
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Austin & Sean: *In Nova Station*
Mily: *Stops next to them* Hey. It's a pretty nice day today, isn't it?
Austin: Yeah.
Sean: Now I bet you it's not gonna be a nice day anymore, because we're talking about how nice it is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Nope, not this time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Oh, good.
Conductor: All aboard.
Austin: Ready to go to Mossberg Harbor?
Sean: Yes. How about you?
Austin: I'm ready. *Blows his whistle twice, and pulls the train with Sean*

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Narrator: Meanwhile, Jack the truck was pulling a trailer through town, when another truck passed him.
Truck Driver:...
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Mr. Baldwin: *In front of his engines* Everyone, I have some tragic news.
Nikki: What's the matter sir?
Mr. Baldwin: My son has gone missing.
Engines: *Gasping*
Mr. Baldwin: He said he was going into Hunterdon, but he hasn't returned since.
Bri: How did he get there?
Mr. Baldwin: Last time I saw him, he was boarding the bus for Hunterdon. There's only one person I know who can help me find him, and you have to wait until the intro is over to find out who it is.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Engines: *Confused, not realizing that Mr. Baldwin just broke the 4th wall*

Intro

Sean: *Pulling...
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Hannah: *In Impala Station, watching her passengers climb aboard the coaches*
Mily: *Stops at the station on Eastern Pacific tracks* Hi Hannah.
Hannah: Hello.
Mily: I've been working on the Eastern Pacific for a few days, and I really miss you all.
Hannah: We miss you too.
Mily: Thanks.
Hannah: *Hears her conductor shout all aboard* Time to go. See you later. *Pulls her train*
Mily: Time for me to turn around, and couple on the other end of my train. *Uncouples from her train, and moves slowly forward, then blows steam on passengers from her cylinders* Oh come on! I didn't wanna do that!

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I guess that's why Thomas was playing his guitar.
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Bryce, and Jeff continued pulling the empty boxcars, and gondolas. Dragovich, and Josh were still chasing them.

Josh: How are you going to stop them?
Dragovich: Grenades, and an AK47.
Josh: Grenades?
Dragovich: Yeah, with a grenade launcher. *Deploys the grenade launcher*
Bryce: *Shoots the grenade launcher off of Dragovich*
Josh: You still got the grenades?
Jeff: How do you think Lee's doing?

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Lee: This ain't entirely accurate, but it still sums up what we're doing.
Buick: Lee Brent! I will stop you, no matter what lies in my path!
Lee: *Going 95 miles an hour*
Buick: *Goes onto the side of...
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Skarloey was out of breath once he reached the top station.

Driver: Take your time. Don't rush yourself.
Skarloey: It'll be better downhill.

Or so he thought. They started out of the station, and Skarloey was going down the hill, when he saw a sharp turn up ahead.

Skarloey: *One of his springs comes loose, and his left side goes up* I feel all crooked! *Stops*
Driver: That does it. We need a bus now for our passengers.
Skarloey: How are we going to get a bus over here? We're surrounded by farm. I'll get them to the station, or burst. *Continues to pull his train*

At the station.

Sir Topham Hatt: *Waiting...
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Edward struggles to get Gordon up the hill. ME!
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Turn off the lights!
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Henry still needs special coal apparently.
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"That was good" said Mattel, "but factory-error's don't suit you Thomas, so you mustn't do it again."
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