Theme song: link

I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight budget, we'll only allow Thomas, and five of his friends, Diesel Ten ,and his two goons, as well as a purple tank engine that has no face to be in the movie.

Gordon: *Waiting at station* 8, 7, 6, 5, 4-
Thomas: *Arrives* 3, 2, 1, blast off!! *Stops at station* Why were you counting down?
Gordon: I was counting how many seconds you had until you were late.
Thomas: Ha, look who's talking fatty.
Gordon: Fatty? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! NOBODY CALLS ME FATTY!!
Diesel 10: *Goes past* Outta my way steamies! Suck my dick... Or cock!
Gordon: Isn't that the same thing?
Thomas: Who cares? Can't he suck his own di... What was it he said?
Gordon: You don't want to remember.

And now to interrupt the story so that I can show you where I live. Shining Time Station. I live there with many other people, but I have to tell you more about it later, because I'm holding up the story. And bye the way, I think you might be in this story too.

Thomas: Hmm, if Diesel 10 is causing havoc, there must be a lost steamie around here.
James: *Singing song*

Song: link

Engines: *Hearing James* Make it stop!!
James: *Continues singing*
Engines: *Leaving sheds*
James: *Singing song*
Thomas: *Slowly backs into buffers* HOLY BOTHERATIONS!!!
James: You weren't concentrating Thomas. Lucky for you that you were going slow.
Thomas: What? You think I'd be that crazy to go fast, and come off the rails?
James: uhh.. Maybe?
Thomas: What are you doing in the shed James?
James: I was being naughty, and the fat ass controller told me to stay here, and think about my mistake.
Thomas: I think you made another mistake by calling Sir Tophamm Hat fat.
James: Well, it's not my fault he's overweight.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* Hey you two!! My name is Diesel 10!!
Thomas: Great, no one cares.
Diesel 10: Well you should. I'm looking for a lost steam engine! Have you seen her?
Thomas: Four wheels?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Purple paint, with a golden smokebox?
Diesel 10: Yep.
Thomas: The word Lady is written on both sides?
Diesel 10: Yup.
Thomas: Never heard of her.
Diesel 10: Oh well. *Leaves*
James: There's a lost engine?

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