LOL nice post nicecatch!
hope you guys like this!
and my SS teacher has a Mac lol.

Hey guys, Piper here, and welcome back to the Talk Show where we encourage banishment from Olympus, censored phrases, and watching Barney!
Just kidding.
But seriously, that seems to be happening lately, doesn’t it? I think it’s because of *cough* Travis *cough* and *cough* Connor *cough*
But anyways, onto some recent news! Hera apparently didn’t want to “step down to the filthy son of Hermes’s level,” so she forfeited and Connor won the Prank War. Also, according to another source, Demeter was complaining about how the poor farmers had less cows on their farm now, so Hera had to forfeit, since she stole so many cows and mutated them.
Those poor cows.
Well anyways, Connor celebrated his “win” by yes, you guessed it—

I didn’t guess ANYTHING, Piper!

Shut it, Nico, you’re not scheduled to be on the show today!
Anyways, he celebrated by pranking the Aphrodite cabin (of course). I woke up this morning to the sound of screaming girls looking at black powder in their makeup cases instead of our usual makeup that we put on.

Whoa, Beauty Queen, you just said “our makeup that we put on,” which means you own and put on makeup!

Err, what, I didn’t say that, Leo, nope, I didn’t! Okay, moving on to our interviewee, and just remember guys, I DON’T own any makeup, yep, I don’t.
Okay, the person I’m interviewing today is, Grover!

Oh, hey, Piper, do you have any spare tin cans?

Err, no, I don’t think I would ever carry tin cans with me, Grover. Oh and, I’m supposed to ask you the questions, not you ask me the questions.

Aww… No tin cans? Maybe I’ll ask Leo.

Sure, you do that. I’m pretty confident Leo would carry around tin cans.

Hey, Beauty Queen, what’s that supposed to mean?!

Nothing, nothing, Leo… Well anyways, Grover, so you’re Percy’s best friend?

Oh yeah! We almost got killed a lot of times together!

Err, what fun…? Well anyways, Grover, what do you like—

AHHH! VAMPIRE BUNNY ON THE LOOSE!

Leo, what?! I’m trying to interview someone here!

There’s a vampire bunny? Whoa, okay guys, I’m outta here! Tin cans, tin cans… I’ll find ‘em somewhere else.

No, Beauty Queen, I’m serious! Travis and Connor set a vampire bunny out loose!

What? I see no—Ohmygods! THAT IS A HUGE VAMPIRE BUNNY! TRAVIS AND CONNOR, WHERE ARE YOU?!?! I’M GOING TO FIND YOU, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF—

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, BEAUTY QUEEN!

SHUT UP, LEO! WHERE ARE YOU TRAVIS AND CONNOR?!

EPIC PRANK, BRO!

JINX!

DOUBLE JINX!

TRIPLE JINX!

Whoa, Nico, you almost cut my head off with your sword!
*hysterical laughter from Nico*
I’M GONNA GET YOU YOU SON OF HADES! FLAME ONE!

Uh, Leo? Worst joke ever; seriously, Flame On?

*Annabeth comes in*
Whoa, what the (censored) is going on in here?!
Okay, Connor, Travis, don’t you DARE tackle me with that bunny that looks like a vampire or I swear I’m gonna—

HA! Annabeth, you just got tackled and PWNED by a vampire bunny!

JINX!

DOUBLE JINX!

TRIPLE JINX!

SHUT UP! WHY I OUGHTA—

*girlish screams are heard as Annabeth has just broken Connor and Travis’s arms*

Whoa, Wise Girl, didn’t know you were so violent!

Leo—

SHUT IT, LEO! I come here to check on you guys ‘cuz Chiron wanted me to, and I find this show in CHAOS!!!

Party Pooper.

Ohh, that’s it, Leo, you are going to feel SO much pain when I—

*Talk Show has been temporarily banished (again) because of gruesome content of what Annabeth is going to do to Leo, plus, the bunny Travis and Connor let out was mutated and they got it illegally. Peace out, no peanut butter for you guys.

^ aww darn no pb&j for me *sadness*

jk!
that was hilarious hollister!
so whos gonna post next? :P

**PS GOOD NITE!!! :D ZZZZZzzzzzz***

LOL EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
lol why you guy always GET THE SHOW BANNED?
ome of us cohosts have FEELINGS
lol joking
Post soon
and people give me ideas

Lol, guys.
Great work!
Keep it up!

haha! funny :P the mutant vampire bunny ;)

PLEASE POST SOON WHOEVER IS POSTING NEXT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

VAMPIRE BUNNY!

so nicecatch are you posting next or am i?
we both need ideas people!!!!! :P




***PEACE!!!!***

do one interviewing Bianca's ghost!!!!! I LUV SUGAR BEARS!!!!!!!

^ er....no
im not doing that...that would just be creepy, and sad for nico, percy, and basically everyone :P

but nicecatch u can do it! (if u want...)

Nah really its fine
last day of break
HW OVERLOADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD lol

YAY VAMPIRE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!! YEAH NICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If Leo and Nico fight, who will win???? ask that as one your q, if you interview Leo.
~Nico~

whoa, nicecatch, your last day of break...?
i started school last week -.-
and universalpowa, your turn to post next :)
then, nicecatch, then moiii.

otay :D
so i mite be able to post today...maybe

^kk, take your time, i know we're all busy... i've got relatives over so i won't be on for long, i just have spare time right now cuz everyone else is BBQ'ing.

okay, here you go
it was the first episode without a prank war!
but things still go horribly wrong...
hope u enjoy!!! :D



Hellloo People of earth and Olympus (no, I don’t count that as earth because a certain earth goddess wants it destroyed)! This is Leo Valdez back again from all those incidents where we emotionally scar our viewers for life by all the (censored) foul language on this show!
*applause*

Wait, what the heck? That’s not something to clap about.
*applause*

Gr....Nevermind. We now welcome our interviewee, Nico di Angelo, son of-
*applause*

Wow Leo, I see you really fixed that applause sign.

*applause*

Nico job.

Easy there sarcastic, that’s my job. So now I ask you questions-
*applause*

That thing is gonna annoy me until I take out my sword, and cut it in half.

Well, then it won’t last very long. So first question- Do you have any favorite colors?

*applause*

Let me think, black, black, black, black, black and a darker shade of BLACK.

So basically you like black, black and black?

No! Not black, black, and black! It’s black, black, and BLACK.

Okay....sure. Whatever makes you sleep at night.
*applause*

Actually, I don’t sleep.

Then no wonder your a vampire! Ah!!! He is a minion of the Vampire Bunny Rabitt!!!!! Run for your livES!!!!!!!!!

*applause*
*Nico laughing his head off*

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*Hello Guys! Leo here! So the ‘applause’ sign caused a minor problem- it shorted out the building and we lost power for eight hours. *applause* And all those watching us got their tv’s shorted out as well, so now Olympus is mad at us for breaking their 78” flat screen tv. Who knew god’s liked High-Def so much? So we’ll be back after I fix the applause sign RIGHT this time. Go and buy a new one.*

Lolers for applause signs!
*applause*
And Leo *smacks head* that was a horrible repair job.
*applause*
And als- *applause covers the censored and gruesome choice of words directed at Leo*
Connor and- *applause* get off the- *applause*
Connor and Travis: Dude are they-*applause* for us? Awes-*applause*
And Anna- *applause* could you- *applause* LEO! FIX THE-*applause* NOW!*applause*

^lol, reminds me of how on weird films the horrible connection would cause the audio to go TCHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ cutting off people, only it's applause!

^ ur welcome then
i got the idea...when i was watching So Random! on disney channel they were having applause button problems...but mine was funnier and more original :D :D :D

Its just so fu-...*laughs so hard that no noise comes out*...I just, in 15 mins, piled through all 13 pages of this forum. Its (censored) awesome in every *applause* way.

lol awesome post universalpowa :D *applause*
that was SO funny xD
now nicecatch is next to post!

lol
yeah, so then its nicecatch and then you hollister
so yeah- *applause*
LEO COME *applause* OVER HERE TO FIX THAT *applause* APPLAUSE SIGN!!!!!!
yeah....leo needs to work on skill.....and needs to realize you cant fix everything *tear-festus :'(* and sometimes a new applause sign is needed
post soon nicecatch!!!! :D

^ lol
yuup, post soon nicecatch!

lmaooooooooooo
both were FREAKIN FUNNY AS HELL
But for the first one, I COULN"T STOP LOLING. MY FAMILY LOOKED AT ME WEIRDLY WHILE IM JUST LAUGHING LIKE NO TOMORROW!!!
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Omg so funny I was laughing my head off and I'm lucky my mum and dad are in the lounge room and my brother isn't here because they'd go what are you laughing at shai. Lol I'm still laughing.

^ while typing?

lsefsegejjkvbgejsnfswfa!
thats me laughing while typing
voila
so yeah...
post soon nicecatch!!!!

Basically.

lol thanks guys :)
lol Kronos, i can just picture your family staring at you weirdly :P

NEW PAGE!
post soon nicecatch!

^ i second that

JINX!!!!!

LOL!!! :P XD

lol
ahh, the many jinxes from Connor and Travis Stoll :P

You guys should have Travis interview Zeus who is bored with their show and everyone on the show needs to make Zeus in bored before they end up starring their own version of Barney.

^ lol
but thats nicecatch's choice

that would be interesting though.... :P

aWESOME IDEAAAAAAAaa
later today, hopefully

^ day?!
more like night....

for me anyways :P

ive already had dinner!!!! XD

so yeah...post soon nicecatch :D

^ ikr!
it's.. 8:02 PM right now, and yuup i've already had dinner too :P
EAST COOAASTTTT
hehe :P
oh and nice idea pjlover447!
post soon nicecatch! :)

^ me too!!! :D
go New england weather!!!

i mean, plz becuz i have had NO snow at aLL this winter...

its the first winter it didn't snow!!!

and this is NEW ENGLAND!!!
where it occasionally snows in the summer...
but yeah
not even snow...
maybe those scientists werent so crazy about global warming....

post soon nicecatch!!!! :D

^ New England? oh hey, do you like the Patriots? :D
lol off-topic.
but it snowed here in NJ in October (this weird blizzard) and there was power outage for a week in my town (but luckily we got ours back on the 3rd day out)
since then it hasn't snowed.. o.O
freak weather. seriously, last week it was like 50 degrees.. in January?
but then last week it was like 20 degrees and then a few days after it felt like spring o.O
weird weather here in NJ.

^ ive had nooo snow...
its not fair *pouts*
no good snow days...
and i was so looking forward to that this year

GOOO PATRIOTS!!!! and RED SOX KICK u YANKEESS!!!! 4 eva :P

go patriots! and red sox!
(everyone in my area is like' you like the red sox? where are you from!?' and im like 'from where people like them! XD'

SPAMM!!!!!!!!!

lol
on that huge October freak-storm, i had no school for a week..
and now i have to go to school on Martin Luther King Jr. :P
not that exciting, hmm?
and i agree with the Patriots :D i hope they win this weekend!

BUT WHHAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!
OKAY, RED SOX OVER YANKEES?!?!?!?!
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA, LET'S BACK UP A BIIITTTT.
YANKEES = 27 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
YANKEES = BABE RUTH (HE CAME AFTER BEING WITH THE SOX)
YANKEES = DEREK JETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEREK JETER I TELL YOU, DEREK JETER!!!! 3000+ HITS, HAS THE MOST GAMES PLAYED BY A YANKEE, ETC ETC ETC!!!!!
PLUUSS..
RED SOX = EPIC COLLAPSE! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
YANKEES OVER RED SOX.. FOREVER! MUAHAHAHHA
okay there goes my rant :D
epic spam there..
*cough cough*
that was the most spam i ever posted.. and i'm not even from NY :P

oh yeah sorry bout the ALL CAPS there.. got a little bit too excited :P
post soon nicecatch!
go YANKEES! :P

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­O RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­! JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!! BUT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!
YANKEES THE MOST WORLD SERIES THAN ANYONE!



~Nico~






Grrrr, my pic aint loadin

^ LOL YESSHH! YANKEES FOREVER :D
heheehhee :)
i guess the Red Sox aren't that bad, but still.. they're the Red Sox :P lol

^ no, see thats the problem
i write on my math test "GO RED SOX!" and my math teacher is a HUGE yankees fan so guess what i got on that test......

and what yall talking about? Babe Ruth only left cuz he was too awesome and the red sox couldnt afforf him...
which led to there 'bad luck'
total rubbish if u ask me
they just havent had any good players in a while
yeah, i know how good the yankees are,
but someday the red sox will WHIIP THEIR BUTTS!!!!!!

sorry....i like da red sox <3
post soon nicecatch! save the forum from all this spam!!! XD XP

LOLL
hmm, that's kind of biased of your math teacher.. and mean :P
but Babe Ruth wasn't good with the Red Sox (i think), and suddenly BOOM! he's amazing with the Yankees
i mean, i give props to the Red Sox for winning most of the games against the Yankees last season, but i still don't like them :P and plus, that was an EPIC collapse in September; i think i legit laughed when i heard they weren't going into the playoffs :P
lol yeah nicecatch, you're the only one who can save us from this spam...
unless you either like the Yankees or the Red Sox :P

Sorry guys but Im an epic baseball fan ;P
SO MORE SPAM
ITS ALL ABOUT BOSTONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
They got those big bats even though fenway is like, rigged (green monster)

Sorry about the lack of Barney, pjohero....maybe next time
theres a lot of Bruno Mars in this
GO REDSOX

Hey folks, its Travis Stoll.....Uh, the epic writer (NICECATCH42, AW YEAH) that writes all my scripts is kinda confused about the prank war, so just forget about that for now....uh....As our special guest today, we have....Zeus!

Yawn....hello, silly mortals. Dang, you guys have gotten shorter.

Uh...and you’ve gotten taller, oh great King....so, I just wanted to ask some questions-can you take us inside the life of a god? What do your normal days go like?

They are boring. YAWN.

Boring? But you guys are like, so fly with all your powers and whatnot!

YAWN.

C’mon, Grandad, theres gotta be something interesting....how do you get your groceries?

I wish for them.

Err...right....so, how do you...do the laundry?

I wish for it....

Uh....do you mow your lawn?

I WISH FOR IT. YAWNNNNNNNNN (slo-mo effects, the works, etc.)

Uhh.....Annabeth? I think he is getting bored....

No Styx, Sherlock.....Cheer him up! You’re a funny guy, right?

Uh..sure....so, Zeus...just want to tell you a joke..uh....why did the god cross the road?

To get to the other side?

Wow. How’d you know?

Lucky guess....so, can I leave now?

No, no! Uhh....we were just about to start the Barney reenactment.
Big word, Stoll...

Shut up! I’m trying to entertain him! Uh...right...so now, we need to start with a theme song! Here we goooo.....uh...how does the song go again? Oh yeah....*ahem* IF I LOSE YOU BABY...THEY’LL BE NO SUNSHINE.....something, something, leave some morphine...uhh...


TRAVIS! WRONG SONG! BRUNO MARS DOESNT SING THE THEME SONG!

Oh yeah....um....”Oh say, can you seee-

Travis Stoll, may I please leave! This show is so pathetic that you dont even know the BARNEY THEME SONG! I wanna go home and watch some Lunette the Clown.....she’s swag.

NO!...Here comes the song....and a 1,2,3......Zeus is a king with no imagination! Something something something something......Um....

NO IMAGINATION?! AAAH!
(epic lightning bolt)

EXPLOSION!

Well guys, the studio exploded...again. Its becoming way to common now, but I think the writers are just to lazy to think of proper endings...And yes, this time it is Leo, and I just wanna saya couple of things....first of all, even I never knew Travis was such a Bruno Mars fan! Pfft...who listens to him? Secondly, I am still availableeeeeeeeeeeee! Call me at...umm...I forgot the number....and please do, becuase what you dont understand is I’d CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA...yeah, yeah-woah! I mean...uh...only losers listen to Bruno Mars...I mean..uh....yeah.....goodbye.....


Walks away singing, “Just the Way You Are”

Started a new forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!

link

great story. and i support SOME TEAM THAT I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE IN AMERICA OH YEAH

Lol Alex so funny. Ooh yay someone else who doesn't live in America.

@universal you should have written the opposite and you would have gotten an A+ :D

oh and it's about 80 degrees everyday here :(