You know what I hate? When you hold the door open for some random fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on by without saying thank you or even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do you think you are? Do you not see me opening this door for you, wasting seconds of my life for some random dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill you to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life by even a jiffy and yes that's an...