Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the next on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list and removed his name from the top of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much you try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the next on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list and removed his name from the top of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much you try!!
A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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