Stephen Hawking Lou Todd British comedy

found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

By a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much more successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...

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(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the second was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank you to all the people who...

I want everyone who is having a bad day to feel better and everyone who is having a good day to feel better. The cure is puppies and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if you want a closer look at the awesomeness of dogs ( or if you just want to make the picture larger)

That poor girl, but hey a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your day is going better than hers.




You will never see the Pixar lamp the same way again.




The poor dog is in a cage, but hey at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.




That is just wrong, you do not steal another dogs...