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I love these kind of pictures! :)

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Alexandra Burke Ft. Flo Rida - Bad Boys Lyrics on Screen

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Sesame Street Mad Men Parody

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Bounce

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I apologize ahead of time. This was just too tempting to resist posting.

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For Valentine's Day

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awesome Statues

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something to do

posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend you i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a month so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are you in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what you mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for you !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate you !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO YOU EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 seconds till you all cry total ninger theme song

look at them

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time you turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him or her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he or she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the oven on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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75 Completely Random and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

4.A Wisconsin forklift operator for a Miller beer distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper showing him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

5. Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease you back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys love their moms or grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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Alpha & Echo

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posted by scarlet009

not by me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot or putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast food restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cross the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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