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posted by victorodonnell
I cannot believe…!
I look at the flame dancing in the fire-place,
My legs crossed, my heart seared.
I look around taking in every detail of the house.
I see the rood, the gothic painting…
And in the golden light,
I see her, my love,
Smiling down at me.

I cannot believe that I am at her home,
Waiting for the unbelievable to happen!
I gulp nervously, and she laughs
A melodious laugh…
That makes me sink back in the couch.
I feel like a child again,
Eager to unwrap his gift…
What a hot gift!

She slumps back next to me,
Looking into my eyes,
And inching near me,
Until her lips were inches away from mine.
I lean in and kiss her,
And in the contact, I feel myself
Lose the contact,
From the earthly life!

For the next two hours,
I lost myself in the heavenly bliss,
As the fire stood in proof
For our eternal union
That sealed the love…
That wailed in ecstasy!
I look into her, her eyes…
And I see myself satisfied!

I close my eyes…
And feel the fire erupting again,
As she rubs her body against mine.
At that moment,
A million feelings cross my mind,
Of all, one thing was certain!
That I cannot live without her anymore!
I heave a sigh smiling to myself…

I am home at last!
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posted by brucewillisfan
The main problem that guys face when trying to kiss a girl is knowing if they are ready to kiss them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... you will know. Here's how you can increase your odds. But, if you know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable by making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes or you will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to kiss that...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't...
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posted by CatAlicerox14
1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag or what ever you can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and fruit aisles and ask every minute "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? or rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age you are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....
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