This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope you all enjoy it. ^_^
"My most random adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who or what made that noise.
With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the beach and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly and took me to the tree tops. The one who captured me was a young, jungle warrior woman. She saved me because she has never seen anyone like me before and was suprised to see a creature like myself. After some brief touching on my arms, face, and legs, I began getting confused as to why this woman acted so strange towards me. It was then she began to speak. She explained to me that not many vistors visit the island from time to time. Wondering how come, she soon explained that a vicous creature has been eating all of the visitors that come to the island. This story began giving me goosebumps as such I didn't know what else to do. How excatly was I going to protect myself from the creature? Better yet, how do I get back home?
The woman suddenly sushed me with kindness and told me to stay right in the tree. I had no idea why she ordered me to stay nor did I undertsand why I couldn't come along with her. As I huddled myself into a comfortable section of the tree, I saw the woman swing down to the ground with the use of the vines and ran into the thicket. I still had no idea why I had to hang around in this tree by myself nor could I understand why the woman left me. As I always take full responseability for my actions, I did not move or anything. Later that evening, the sun began setting down and I was growing very weak. I was hungry, thirsty, and even tired. After many minutes have past, I decided to take a quick nap before the jungle woman came back again. But something tells me that this may be the last few seconds of my life...or maybe to my death..."
"My most random adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who or what made that noise.
With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the beach and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly and took me to the tree tops. The one who captured me was a young, jungle warrior woman. She saved me because she has never seen anyone like me before and was suprised to see a creature like myself. After some brief touching on my arms, face, and legs, I began getting confused as to why this woman acted so strange towards me. It was then she began to speak. She explained to me that not many vistors visit the island from time to time. Wondering how come, she soon explained that a vicous creature has been eating all of the visitors that come to the island. This story began giving me goosebumps as such I didn't know what else to do. How excatly was I going to protect myself from the creature? Better yet, how do I get back home?
The woman suddenly sushed me with kindness and told me to stay right in the tree. I had no idea why she ordered me to stay nor did I undertsand why I couldn't come along with her. As I huddled myself into a comfortable section of the tree, I saw the woman swing down to the ground with the use of the vines and ran into the thicket. I still had no idea why I had to hang around in this tree by myself nor could I understand why the woman left me. As I always take full responseability for my actions, I did not move or anything. Later that evening, the sun began setting down and I was growing very weak. I was hungry, thirsty, and even tired. After many minutes have past, I decided to take a quick nap before the jungle woman came back again. But something tells me that this may be the last few seconds of my life...or maybe to my death..."
1. Ruin there favorite dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soup and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up by me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soup and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up by me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", by Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", by Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", by Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", by ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", by Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", by Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", by Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", by Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", by Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", by Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", by The Runaways
12. "Mother, by Danzig
13. "Voodoo", by Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", by Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", by Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", by Autograph
17. "I Love You Period", by Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", by Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", by Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", by Kansas
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
You never lived in the streets though you wish you had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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If you need help or another example for a better understanding, let me know.
Yes you are.
