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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope you all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most random adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who or what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the beach and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly and took me to the tree tops. The one who captured me was a young, jungle warrior woman. She saved me because she has never seen anyone like me before and was suprised to see a creature like myself. After some brief touching on my arms, face, and legs, I began getting confused as to why this woman acted so strange towards me. It was then she began to speak. She explained to me that not many vistors visit the island from time to time. Wondering how come, she soon explained that a vicous creature has been eating all of the visitors that come to the island. This story began giving me goosebumps as such I didn't know what else to do. How excatly was I going to protect myself from the creature? Better yet, how do I get back home?

The woman suddenly sushed me with kindness and told me to stay right in the tree. I had no idea why she ordered me to stay nor did I undertsand why I couldn't come along with her. As I huddled myself into a comfortable section of the tree, I saw the woman swing down to the ground with the use of the vines and ran into the thicket. I still had no idea why I had to hang around in this tree by myself nor could I understand why the woman left me. As I always take full responseability for my actions, I did not move or anything. Later that evening, the sun began setting down and I was growing very weak. I was hungry, thirsty, and even tired. After many minutes have past, I decided to take a quick nap before the jungle woman came back again. But something tells me that this may be the last few seconds of my life...or maybe to my death..."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, you already said that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutes later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The title of this article clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad movies for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The Month award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If you were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, you finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got more important news.
Tom: Yes. In the previous episode, we...
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You are sitting on the couch waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with you for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny you say back. Are you ready to watch the movie you ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are you ok?" You ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) You are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly you are Gold. You hold his chest as you are pushing him was y and say " You watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I love you."...
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Have you ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the day finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first day on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the day for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can you believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above Wolf Among Us 2 or No More Heroes 3? So after being disappointed by Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created by the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a month since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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