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posted by hannah16
1. run in squares
2. chase a squirrel
3. go into walmart with a big stick and pretend to be blind
4. go up to some random old man and say, "grandpa, you're alive! it's a miracle!"
5. go up to someone and pull out a piece of their hair and yell, "DNA!"
6. blink wildly, then close your eyes for an amazing light show
7. see how long you can hold a not
8. use your secret mind power
9. pretend you're a robot
10. scratch yourself
11. rate passers by
12. repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
13. pinch yourself
14. try and swallow your tongue
15. pretend to be a car
16. make star trek door noises
17. look at something for awhile, shut your eyes, study after image
18. get yourself as nauseated as possible
19. invent a weird twitch
20. make a low buzzing noise
21. see what is in your neighbors trash
22. watch tv, repeat everything said in and Italian accent
23. send spooky emails
24. make prank phone calls
25. pretend all humans will die except for the people in the room with you
26. step off a curb with your eyes shut and pretend its a cliff
27. try and sound welsh
28. burn things with a magnifying glass
29. have a water gargling contest
30. stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
31. have a "who is less competitive" competition
32. pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view or get down to a dogs level to see things from its point of view
33. pull out a piece of your hair and stick it in someone's ear
34. pour water into your hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on the back of someone's neck
posted by FanFun1010
One day. I was sound a asleep in my bed, snuggled up to the covers dreaming. Then all of a sudden water got poured of my face and I jumped out the bed half asleep like a maniac. All I could see was my brother standing with a red plastic cup in his hand. So I began to throw my fist at his face, yelling," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!". Everyone could hear my voice 7 miles away, but no one gave a damn. Later in the afternoon My mom yelled at me and said "You need to get yo "A" and two double snakes to the store and buy some milk,eggs,flour and apple juice.I thought" what in mother's name can you make...
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i was bored and decided to talk to cleverbot and well.....here's the results

Me: hi

Cleverbot: where the h*ll have you been!?!?

Me: nice to see you too, so are you human or robot

CB: human you're a f*g robot with no d*mn life and you want to stalk little kids and r*ape them

Me: so many thing wrong with that XD

Cb: what's wrong with it? -.-

Me: well im human for one, if i were a robot i wouldn't be able to stalk little little kids and r*ape them now would i?

Cb: Shut up -.-

Me: No! you.

Cb: I'll eat your hand!!

me: wth! o.0

Cb: yeah! you'll run home and be like "mommy my hand! my hand! it's was eaten!"...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
Beg for a Playstation 3 every time you with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on Guitar Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells you to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while you do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her you changed your mind and would rather go visit your...
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