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posted by hannah16
1. run in squares
2. chase a squirrel
3. go into walmart with a big stick and pretend to be blind
4. go up to some random old man and say, "grandpa, you're alive! it's a miracle!"
5. go up to someone and pull out a piece of their hair and yell, "DNA!"
6. blink wildly, then close your eyes for an amazing light show
7. see how long you can hold a not
8. use your secret mind power
9. pretend you're a robot
10. scratch yourself
11. rate passers by
12. repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
13. pinch yourself
14. try and swallow your tongue
15. pretend to be a car
16. make star trek door noises
17. look at something for awhile, shut your eyes, study after image
18. get yourself as nauseated as possible
19. invent a weird twitch
20. make a low buzzing noise
21. see what is in your neighbors trash
22. watch tv, repeat everything said in and Italian accent
23. send spooky emails
24. make prank phone calls
25. pretend all humans will die except for the people in the room with you
26. step off a curb with your eyes shut and pretend its a cliff
27. try and sound welsh
28. burn things with a magnifying glass
29. have a water gargling contest
30. stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
31. have a "who is less competitive" competition
32. pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view or get down to a dogs level to see things from its point of view
33. pull out a piece of your hair and stick it in someone's ear
34. pour water into your hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on the back of someone's neck
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posted by wildchild_rids1
most stupid questions ppl ask in most obvios situations

a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?

a frnd sees me At the movies and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets you did'nt know ?

i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding

A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were you sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs

(my favorite )

A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r you ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!

ROFL

hope u like it dont forget to comment
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