1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t you wearing shoes” you reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.
20. When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks questions if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her you know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper or rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent
42.If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t you wearing shoes” you reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.
20. When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks questions if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her you know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper or rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent
42.If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some friends and the fire alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fire alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been more funny to you if you *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop said this article is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fire alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been more funny to you if you *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop said this article is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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One of my favorite book series'.
Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American Music Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
You can vote for your favorites on the event webpage here: American Music Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
You can vote for your favorites on the event webpage here: American Music Awards.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
5 more incredibly random stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and random in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide by zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide by zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates you , like constantly talking or doing everything you do , well im gonna help you deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , you can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a pillow in you purse/bag , so if you need to scream , scream in the pillow , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , you COULD use them to block that person out , but studies show that if that person happens to swallow one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , you can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a pillow in you purse/bag , so if you need to scream , scream in the pillow , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , you COULD use them to block that person out , but studies show that if that person happens to swallow one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
Are You MAD!?
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profile and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my next reason...
If you have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' or 'Harry Potter' or 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan you back.
On the other hand, if you are looking at this thinking that you haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my next reason...
If you have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' or 'Harry Potter' or 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan you back.
On the other hand, if you are looking at this thinking that you haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
