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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t you wearing shoes” you reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.


9. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”

10.Don’t do your Homework.

11. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.

12. When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)

14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.

15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”

16. 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”

16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.

17. (Back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you =P that’s payback for that F!” >D

18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D

19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom.


20. When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”

21. Show up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)

22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”

23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”

24. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.

26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

27. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.

28. During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)

29. When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect

32.Speak like Yoda

33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'

34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language

35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"

37.Ask if why she asks questions if she "supposedly" knows the answer.

38.Tell her you know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong

39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper or rubbers at them

40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.

41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent

42.If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.

43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it

44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head

45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.

46.Use crayon for important assignments

47.When possible, eat food in class. Loud, crunchy food

48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.

49.Blurt out the answers to the teachers questions

50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.

51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”

52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.

i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
1.When i want something now and they said they said not now i yell like a 5 year old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they said no i will ingore them by saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they said FINE

3.if i want to play a game or go on the computer and they said no i will be cying or just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they said no i will said creepy thing to them like what if someone take you away they will said ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said...
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posted by TruBerries
Yes, it is I, TruBerries. The one that always keeps it real whether you want to hear it or not. The one that can be too much real for anyone to handle and therefore, if you can't handle or stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Now, it seems to me, that there's repeated questions that are getting a lot of people irritated, but you know, I've came to terms to decide NOT to answer the question(s) no matter how overrated they are. I must admit that I don't mind the 'What do you think of me?' questions( well as long as you don't put a personal photo up 'cause everyone could careless on what you look...
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posted by yukikiyruu
i just read in this another club iwant u guys to see



From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Breasts...
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1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. You take photos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
5. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and you don’t even work there.
7. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. You can’t even remember your second cup.
10. You can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I love reading. It's fun, and it takes you to a whole new world.
Don't you hate it when someone on Fanpop writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' or something along those lines on their profile page when they are asked for their favorite books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can you hate reading? You read every day. You're reading now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your profile page, cos you obviously do.
..

To those who don't...
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Cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in love with. But, he’d broken my heart more than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five more songs, can you believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even said that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her next CD Rebecca promises to have a more natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress
posted by smileypop9
Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, or love the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate comments have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't LOVE him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a random boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate comments etc, but I don't post 'OMG I LOVE JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' comments either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...
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Cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my friends a cabin for the summer. “Zack, you really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my friends too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When...
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Cabin for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I love loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my orange blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....
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posted by yoj123
I was walking home from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a whale drove by in his sedan and said happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went home and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a fish tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right by me, it gives me more time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...
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posted by darkkhorn19
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do love Misa though!
I love rice balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I love my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I love the colors: Lime Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I love the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own swan costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here you are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look more ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be friends with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for you then it is more than possible that with a little time you two can go back to being friends.

Friends and just friends. You must be clear about what you want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what you want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart you still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then you are ready to be friends again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some friends and the fire alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fire alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been more funny to you if you *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop said this article is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a pillow feather or a back scratcher, but was more like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped by a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope you all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most random adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who or what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the beach and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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