Chongjin, North Korea. A town next to the Sea Of Japan.
Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a duck in the water, then smokes a cigarette*
While he was looking away, the duck turned out to be part of a hat, worn by CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls down next to the C4 pile*
Johnny: *Takes out a watch, and sets a timer to go off at noon. He leaves the silo, and takes off his diving suit, to reveal a black suit*
Song (Start at 0:16): link
People: *Enjoying the music in a bar*
Johnny: *Watching a brunette talk to a man wearing a brown suit. He then looks at his watch, and sees that it is noon*
The watch exploded, destroying all of the weapons in the silo. The song was turned off as everyone left to see what happened. Only Johnny, a Japanese ally, and the brunette were in the bar.
Japanese Spy: Congratulations.
Johnny: Thank you.
Japanese Spy: Unfortunately this will not be enough to stop North Korea for good.
Johnny: At least they won't be raising hell with you anytime soon.
Japanese Spy: Don't go back to your hotel. They'll be watching you. There's a plane leaving for Philadelphia in an hour.
Johnny: I'll be on it. First I have some unfinished business to attend to. *Walks upstairs*
Brunette: *Brushing her hair when she hears a knock. She opens the door*
Johnny: *Walks into the room*
Brunette: *Kisses Johnny, but pushes herself too far onto Johnny's holster* Oh.
Johnny: Forgive me. *Takes off his holster*
Brunette: Why do you always wear that?
Johnny: I have a bit of anxiety when it comes to safety. *Leans towards the brunette, and kisses her*
Brunette: *Looking worried*
Johnny: *Stares into her eyes, and sees an assassin behind him with a knife. He quickly turns around, and punches the assassin*
Assassin: *Drops his knife*
Johnny: *Moves his arm back to punch the assassin, knocking down the brunette in the process*
Brunette: *Hits her head on the wall*
Johnny: *Punches the assassin*
Assassin: *Moves forward to attack Johnny*
Johnny: *Ducks, and makes the assassin fall into a bathtub full of water*
Assassin: *Reaching for Johnny's gun*
Johnny: *Grabs a fan, and throws it into the tub*
Assassin: *Gets electrocuted*
Johnny: *Puts his gun back into it's holster, and puts the holster back on* Shocking.
Brunette: *Slowly waking up*
Johnny: *Putting his jacket back on* Positively shocking.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Philadelphia International Airport. A Delta Airline 757 landed with 160 passengers. One of them is Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: *Looking out the window*
Narrator: I love Philadelphia. Every chance I get to come here, I take it.
Johnny: *Gets a picture of a boat from The Independence Seaport Museum*
Narrator: There's a lot of things to do, but one of my favorite spots is the Benjamin Franklin Institute.
Johnny: *Looking at Baldwin Locomotive Works 60,000*
Episode 12: Two Wrongs Don't Make A Riot
Johnny: *Looking at a display of the earth, the moon, and the sun*
Special Guest Stars
Brad Upton as Virgil Adams
Robert Pattison as Brian Henderson
Johnny: *Walking through a park*
With Donald Trump as himself
Johnny: *Gets a call on his cell phone. He immediately answers* Hello.
Commander Kane: Johnny, I have another assignment for you. How soon can you come over?
Johnny: I'm heading over to 30th street now. I should be in DC within an hour.
Commander Kane: Good. That's where your next assignment is.
Johnny: What's this about?
Commander Kane: I'll tell you at the train station. *Hangs up*
And with that, Johnny bought a ticket for the Acela, and quickly made his way to Washington DC.
Narrator: At least I don't have to fly.
Commander Kane: *Waiting inside Washington Union Station*
Johnny: *Walks over to Commander Kane* Good afternoon sir.
Commander Kane: Good afternoon. You're aware of the amount of hatred spreading around this country for Donald Trump, correct?
Johnny: Yes sir, I'm well aware.
Commander Kane: People have been rioting in this city for weeks, and President Trump is worried that security is not enough. He personally requested your presence.
Johnny: At the White House?
Commander Kane: Yes.
Johnny: How long do I have to be there?
Commander Kane: For at least a few days.
Johnny: *Nods* Wish me luck.
Commander Kane: You won't need it. I know you'll complete this task with ease. If you need anything, I'll be in Langley with Mabel, and we'll get you anything you want.
Johnny: Even a hamburger with a milkshake?
Commander Kane: *Chuckles*
Johnny: Goodbye sir.
Commander Kane: Goodbye Johnny.
Johnny: *Leaves Washington Union Station in his Dodge Coronet*
A man by the name of Virgil Adams was trying to sell some books on Ebay when an ad popped up for Donald Trump.
Virgil: This bastard is getting too much publicity. Why can't he just be replaced by another president? *Looks to a drawer on the left, and places his right hand on his chin* I think I know how to do that.
Meanwhile, Johnny was getting close to the White House. As Commander Kane mentioned, people were rioting.
SJW's: He shouldn't be our president!
Trump Supporters: If you don't like him, leave the country!
Johnny: *Watching the riot, he has to slow down*
SJW: *Walks to Johnny's car*
Johnny: Can you tell your friends to move out of the way?
SJW: Do you support Trump?
Johnny: That's none of your business.
SJW: Get out! *Opens the door* I found another Trump supporter!
Johnny: I'm CIA! If you lay a single finger on me, I'll kill you!
SJW: *Pulls Johnny out of the car*
Johnny: *Grabs his 1911 R1, and shoots the SJW*
SJW's: *Running away*
Trump Supporters: *Running away*
Johnny: *Stands over his victim* Why didn't you listen?
SJW: We'll do whatever it takes to get rid of Trump, and his supporters, even if it means committing crimes, and causing harm to others. *Closes her eyes, and dies*
Johnny: *Gets back in his car, and drives to the white house*
When he arrived at the white house, Johnny met a guard who decided to be cocky.
Guard: What are you doing here?
Johnny: I'm Johnny Lightning. The CIA agent Trump requested.
Guard: Why would he want you?
Johnny: According to my boss, he personally requested my presence here, since he thinks you're not good enough at your job.
Guard: *Raises his rifle* Why I oughta-
Trump: *Walks outside* Stand down. Didn't I tell you that this gentleman was from CIA?
Johnny: No harm done Mr. President. I'm Johnny Lightning.
Trump: *Shaking Johnny's hand* I'm very glad to have you here Mr. Lightning. Come inside.
Johnny: Oh yes, but first. *Pushes a red button on his watch, making his car disappear*
Guard: *Walking to where the car once was* Where did it go?!
Johnny: That's for me to know, and for you to find out.
Trump: *Chuckles* Are you hungry?
Johnny: I guess so. Let's eat.
Trump: Good. *Walks with Johnny*
Johnny and Donald Trump had dinner with a few security guards, and his family in The White House.
Johnny: *Eating ribs with fries, and a sprite*
Donald: *Eating steak with water*
Donald Jr: *Eating ribs with coke*
Ivanka: *Eating a hamburger with water*
Melania: *Eating steak with fries & coke*
Donald Jr: So, you're from the CIA Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: That's right. Your dad requested that I come here in case someone tried to kill him.
Ivanka: Why do people have to get so angry about the changes you're making?
Donald: People are afraid of change. Everyone thinks the changes I'm making are wrong even though they're improving the economy.
Johnny: Illegal immigration has to end. You'd think people would be happy about your efforts.
Donald: Riots are taking place over things that have already been fixed. Women's rights, equal rights for blacks, other races, and homosexuals. For some reason they think I'm trying to undo all of that.
Johnny: All because you mentioned a wall at the Mexican border.
Melania: If people only understood my husband's intentions, this would never happen.
Johnny: Unfortunately they're too stupid to understand. Thankfully not everyone is like that.
Virgil walked into a parking garage, and met a good friend of his.
Virgil: Brian.
Brian: Hey Virg.
Virgil: Did you tell everyone?
Brian: *Nods* They'll be ready when you give the signal.
Virgil: Tomorrow. 8 AM on the dot. We'll storm the White House, and kill President Trump. The Social Justice Warriors will finally bring an end to his leadership. When it falls, we'll pick a new leader who will increase taxes, unemployment, and make everyone suffer while we triumph.
Johnny was playing pool with Trump in a special room in The Whitehouse.
Johnny: *Hits the 7 ball into a side pocket* Do you think you know when the attack will take place?
Trump: Not really. My guards will be ready whenever it does occur.
Johnny: At least you're prepared. *Hits the 3 ball into a corner pocket*
Trump: Why couldn't we play chess?
Johnny: Because I don't know the rules to Chess.
Trump: They're not easy to learn, but once you get the hang of it, it's fun.
Johnny: I've always preferred checkers. *Hits the 4 ball into a side pocket* 1 more, and I win.
Trump: I hope your aim with guns is just as good as your aim with a stick.
Johnny: *Putting chalk on his stick* I usually hit my targets.
Trump: Which pocket are you gonna call?
Johnny: The corner pocket near #10.
Trump: Can you make it from all the way there?
Johnny: It's the best chance I've got with your balls scattered over this table.
Trump: *Watching Johnny concentrate*
Johnny: *Hits the cue ball, watching it knock the 8 ball into the corner pocket that he called*
Trump: Congratulations Johnny, you're the 1st person to beat me at pool.
Johnny: *Shakes Trump's hand*
Next morning, the sun was rising while frost was melting off the ground, and off various windows.
Virgil: *Checking his watch* 7:50.
Brian: *Arrives with 457 other SJW members* We're ready when you are Virgil.
Virgil: Let's start walking towards the white house. I trust we have everything.
SJW Member: *Giving Virgil a Scar with a grenade launcher*
Brian: Whenever you're ready.
Virgil: Follow me.
President Trump was standing on a balcony, enjoying the sunrise.
Johnny: *Walks up to Trump* Good morning sir.
Trump: Hey Johnny. Sure is beautiful today, isn't it?
Johnny: Yes, I couldn't agree more.
Gunshots were heard in the distance.
Johnny: Let's get downstairs, and inform the guards. Could be a simple gang war, but I won't take any chances.
Trump: *Follows Johnny off the balcony*
Narrator: As soon as we got downstairs however, the worst fear in my mind became a reality.
Virgil: *Leading the SJW's towards the White House, and shoots two guards*
Guard: *Runs from the side of the white house, and shoots two SJW's*
Brian: *Shoots the other guard*
Johnny: Back upstairs!!
Song (Start at 1:05:08): link
Virgil: *Shoots the doors open with his grenade launcher*
Johnny: What other weapons do we have?
Trump: There's a flamethrower. I'll go get it! *Runs into a weapon's room*
Johnny: *Shoots 3 SJW's with his 1911R1* They're pouring in Donald, hurry up!
SJW 44: *Throws a grenade upstairs*
Johnny: *Throws it back, and runs towards Trump*
25 SJW's died after Johnny threw the grenade back at them.
Virgil: Keep going!! *Goes with the 432 remaining SJW's upstairs*
Trump: *Gives Johnny the flamethrower* Warmed it up for you.
Johnny: Good. Stand back.
Brian: There they are!!
Johnny: *Burns the SJW's with the flamethrower*
SJW's: *Screaming as they burn to death*
Trump: How many are left?!
Johnny: I don't know! Carry the tank! *Moves forward*
Trump: *Follows Johnny while carrying the tank to his flamethrower*
Virgil: They killed Brian! Where are they?!?!
Johnny: *Burns the rest of the SJW's from the top of the stairs*
Virgil: *Falls on the floor, engulfed in flames* Get outside, quickly!!
But more than half of them were covered in flames, and dead. For the survivors that did get outside, they unfortunately got surrounded by police officers.
SJW 99: Kill them!! *Shooting the police officers*
Police Officers: *Returning fire*
Johnny: *Comes outside, and burns the rest of the SJW's with his flamethrower*
Police Officer: Hold your fire. Donald Trump, and one of his guards got this under control.
SJW's: *Screaming as they burn to death*
SJW 35: *Running towards a police officer while on fire* Help me!!
Police Officer: *Shoots the SJW*
SJW's: We can't give up!! Kill them!!
Johnny: *Burning the rest of the SJW's with his flamethrower*
SJW's: *Screaming as they burn to death*
The fuel for the flamethrower was running low, but so was the quantity of Social Justice Warriors. Their attack was finally coming to an end.
Trump: We're low on fuel Johnny.
Johnny: *Turns off the flamethrower* That's it. We got them all. You're safe Mr. President.
Stop the song. There was however one survivor.
SJW: *Standing up*
Narrator: I was surprised to see a woman with red-dyed hair who didn't get touched by the flames.
Trump: *Picks up a pistol from a dead SJW* You're still alive you incompetent bitch!
Johnny: Sir, wait!
SJW: I'm sorry.
Trump: You tried to kill me! For what purpose?!?!
Johnny: *Gets in front of Trump* Trump, no! There's been enough killing! Let the police do their job. This woman is not happy with her actions, and we can help her turn over a new leaf.
Trump: *Drops the gun* You're right. Take her away.
Police Officers: *Arresting the woman*
Trump: I'm proud of you Johnny Lightning. I'm glad I called you to help me.
Johnny: And I glad to do my job. *Shakes Donald Trump's hand*
Johnny was playing another round of pool. This time, he was playing with Ivanka, while President Trump was getting something special.
Narrator: Something about Pool always kept my mind at ease. It's a fun game, which requires patience just to knock a ball into a hole with a stick.
Johnny: *Hits the 8-ball in a side pocket*
Ivanka: How do you keep doing it?
Johnny: If I told you, you'd be beating me all the time.
Ivanka: *Shrugs* Fair point.
Trump: *Arrives* Look what I brought. *Puts a chess board on a nearby table*
Johnny: I should've known you'd bring this up again.
Trump: Worried that I'll win?
Johnny: Alright, let's give it a try.
3 minutes later
Johnny: *Looking at the board. His King is on D3 surrounded by 4 pawns, while Trump has a King, Queen, and a Bishop directly in front of the King & his escort* I guess we finally found something I'm not good at. *Chuckles* Well done Mr. President.
Trump: It's not over yet. Move a pawn so I can take out your King.
Johnny: *Hears his phone ringing, and answers the call* Yeah?
Commander Kane: Johnny, I got another mission for you. Come back to Union Station.
Johnny: On my way. *Hangs up the phone* Sorry guys. I got another assignment, but I'll definitely come back in the future.
Song (Start at 0:43): link
As Johnny drove away from The White House in his 1958 Plymouth Belvedere, The President watched with his daughter.
Ivanka: When do you think he'll come back?
Trump: Soon Ivanka. Very soon. We need more people like him in the CIA. The world would be much safer.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 29, 2020
Guards: *Walking along a stone wall*
Guard 3: *Looks at a duck in the water, then smokes a cigarette*
While he was looking away, the duck turned out to be part of a hat, worn by CIA agent, Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: *Gets out of the water, and punches the North Korean guard*
Narrator: Out cold. Now it's time to find the explosives.
Johnny: *Finds a silo, and pushes on a panel, revealing a secret door. He goes inside, and finds missiles, C4, and several barrels of nitro glycerin*
Guard: *Turns around*
Johnny: *Shoots him with his 1911R1*
Guard: *Falls down next to the C4 pile*
Johnny: *Takes out a watch, and sets a timer to go off at noon. He leaves the silo, and takes off his diving suit, to reveal a black suit*
Song (Start at 0:16): link
People: *Enjoying the music in a bar*
Johnny: *Watching a brunette talk to a man wearing a brown suit. He then looks at his watch, and sees that it is noon*
The watch exploded, destroying all of the weapons in the silo. The song was turned off as everyone left to see what happened. Only Johnny, a Japanese ally, and the brunette were in the bar.
Japanese Spy: Congratulations.
Johnny: Thank you.
Japanese Spy: Unfortunately this will not be enough to stop North Korea for good.
Johnny: At least they won't be raising hell with you anytime soon.
Japanese Spy: Don't go back to your hotel. They'll be watching you. There's a plane leaving for Philadelphia in an hour.
Johnny: I'll be on it. First I have some unfinished business to attend to. *Walks upstairs*
Brunette: *Brushing her hair when she hears a knock. She opens the door*
Johnny: *Walks into the room*
Brunette: *Kisses Johnny, but pushes herself too far onto Johnny's holster* Oh.
Johnny: Forgive me. *Takes off his holster*
Brunette: Why do you always wear that?
Johnny: I have a bit of anxiety when it comes to safety. *Leans towards the brunette, and kisses her*
Brunette: *Looking worried*
Johnny: *Stares into her eyes, and sees an assassin behind him with a knife. He quickly turns around, and punches the assassin*
Assassin: *Drops his knife*
Johnny: *Moves his arm back to punch the assassin, knocking down the brunette in the process*
Brunette: *Hits her head on the wall*
Johnny: *Punches the assassin*
Assassin: *Moves forward to attack Johnny*
Johnny: *Ducks, and makes the assassin fall into a bathtub full of water*
Assassin: *Reaching for Johnny's gun*
Johnny: *Grabs a fan, and throws it into the tub*
Assassin: *Gets electrocuted*
Johnny: *Puts his gun back into it's holster, and puts the holster back on* Shocking.
Brunette: *Slowly waking up*
Johnny: *Putting his jacket back on* Positively shocking.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Philadelphia International Airport. A Delta Airline 757 landed with 160 passengers. One of them is Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: *Looking out the window*
Narrator: I love Philadelphia. Every chance I get to come here, I take it.
Johnny: *Gets a picture of a boat from The Independence Seaport Museum*
Narrator: There's a lot of things to do, but one of my favorite spots is the Benjamin Franklin Institute.
Johnny: *Looking at Baldwin Locomotive Works 60,000*
Episode 12: Two Wrongs Don't Make A Riot
Johnny: *Looking at a display of the earth, the moon, and the sun*
Special Guest Stars
Brad Upton as Virgil Adams
Robert Pattison as Brian Henderson
Johnny: *Walking through a park*
With Donald Trump as himself
Johnny: *Gets a call on his cell phone. He immediately answers* Hello.
Commander Kane: Johnny, I have another assignment for you. How soon can you come over?
Johnny: I'm heading over to 30th street now. I should be in DC within an hour.
Commander Kane: Good. That's where your next assignment is.
Johnny: What's this about?
Commander Kane: I'll tell you at the train station. *Hangs up*
And with that, Johnny bought a ticket for the Acela, and quickly made his way to Washington DC.
Narrator: At least I don't have to fly.
Commander Kane: *Waiting inside Washington Union Station*
Johnny: *Walks over to Commander Kane* Good afternoon sir.
Commander Kane: Good afternoon. You're aware of the amount of hatred spreading around this country for Donald Trump, correct?
Johnny: Yes sir, I'm well aware.
Commander Kane: People have been rioting in this city for weeks, and President Trump is worried that security is not enough. He personally requested your presence.
Johnny: At the White House?
Commander Kane: Yes.
Johnny: How long do I have to be there?
Commander Kane: For at least a few days.
Johnny: *Nods* Wish me luck.
Commander Kane: You won't need it. I know you'll complete this task with ease. If you need anything, I'll be in Langley with Mabel, and we'll get you anything you want.
Johnny: Even a hamburger with a milkshake?
Commander Kane: *Chuckles*
Johnny: Goodbye sir.
Commander Kane: Goodbye Johnny.
Johnny: *Leaves Washington Union Station in his Dodge Coronet*
A man by the name of Virgil Adams was trying to sell some books on Ebay when an ad popped up for Donald Trump.
Virgil: This bastard is getting too much publicity. Why can't he just be replaced by another president? *Looks to a drawer on the left, and places his right hand on his chin* I think I know how to do that.
Meanwhile, Johnny was getting close to the White House. As Commander Kane mentioned, people were rioting.
SJW's: He shouldn't be our president!
Trump Supporters: If you don't like him, leave the country!
Johnny: *Watching the riot, he has to slow down*
SJW: *Walks to Johnny's car*
Johnny: Can you tell your friends to move out of the way?
SJW: Do you support Trump?
Johnny: That's none of your business.
SJW: Get out! *Opens the door* I found another Trump supporter!
Johnny: I'm CIA! If you lay a single finger on me, I'll kill you!
SJW: *Pulls Johnny out of the car*
Johnny: *Grabs his 1911 R1, and shoots the SJW*
SJW's: *Running away*
Trump Supporters: *Running away*
Johnny: *Stands over his victim* Why didn't you listen?
SJW: We'll do whatever it takes to get rid of Trump, and his supporters, even if it means committing crimes, and causing harm to others. *Closes her eyes, and dies*
Johnny: *Gets back in his car, and drives to the white house*
When he arrived at the white house, Johnny met a guard who decided to be cocky.
Guard: What are you doing here?
Johnny: I'm Johnny Lightning. The CIA agent Trump requested.
Guard: Why would he want you?
Johnny: According to my boss, he personally requested my presence here, since he thinks you're not good enough at your job.
Guard: *Raises his rifle* Why I oughta-
Trump: *Walks outside* Stand down. Didn't I tell you that this gentleman was from CIA?
Johnny: No harm done Mr. President. I'm Johnny Lightning.
Trump: *Shaking Johnny's hand* I'm very glad to have you here Mr. Lightning. Come inside.
Johnny: Oh yes, but first. *Pushes a red button on his watch, making his car disappear*
Guard: *Walking to where the car once was* Where did it go?!
Johnny: That's for me to know, and for you to find out.
Trump: *Chuckles* Are you hungry?
Johnny: I guess so. Let's eat.
Trump: Good. *Walks with Johnny*
Johnny and Donald Trump had dinner with a few security guards, and his family in The White House.
Johnny: *Eating ribs with fries, and a sprite*
Donald: *Eating steak with water*
Donald Jr: *Eating ribs with coke*
Ivanka: *Eating a hamburger with water*
Melania: *Eating steak with fries & coke*
Donald Jr: So, you're from the CIA Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: That's right. Your dad requested that I come here in case someone tried to kill him.
Ivanka: Why do people have to get so angry about the changes you're making?
Donald: People are afraid of change. Everyone thinks the changes I'm making are wrong even though they're improving the economy.
Johnny: Illegal immigration has to end. You'd think people would be happy about your efforts.
Donald: Riots are taking place over things that have already been fixed. Women's rights, equal rights for blacks, other races, and homosexuals. For some reason they think I'm trying to undo all of that.
Johnny: All because you mentioned a wall at the Mexican border.
Melania: If people only understood my husband's intentions, this would never happen.
Johnny: Unfortunately they're too stupid to understand. Thankfully not everyone is like that.
Virgil walked into a parking garage, and met a good friend of his.
Virgil: Brian.
Brian: Hey Virg.
Virgil: Did you tell everyone?
Brian: *Nods* They'll be ready when you give the signal.
Virgil: Tomorrow. 8 AM on the dot. We'll storm the White House, and kill President Trump. The Social Justice Warriors will finally bring an end to his leadership. When it falls, we'll pick a new leader who will increase taxes, unemployment, and make everyone suffer while we triumph.
Johnny was playing pool with Trump in a special room in The Whitehouse.
Johnny: *Hits the 7 ball into a side pocket* Do you think you know when the attack will take place?
Trump: Not really. My guards will be ready whenever it does occur.
Johnny: At least you're prepared. *Hits the 3 ball into a corner pocket*
Trump: Why couldn't we play chess?
Johnny: Because I don't know the rules to Chess.
Trump: They're not easy to learn, but once you get the hang of it, it's fun.
Johnny: I've always preferred checkers. *Hits the 4 ball into a side pocket* 1 more, and I win.
Trump: I hope your aim with guns is just as good as your aim with a stick.
Johnny: *Putting chalk on his stick* I usually hit my targets.
Trump: Which pocket are you gonna call?
Johnny: The corner pocket near #10.
Trump: Can you make it from all the way there?
Johnny: It's the best chance I've got with your balls scattered over this table.
Trump: *Watching Johnny concentrate*
Johnny: *Hits the cue ball, watching it knock the 8 ball into the corner pocket that he called*
Trump: Congratulations Johnny, you're the 1st person to beat me at pool.
Johnny: *Shakes Trump's hand*
Next morning, the sun was rising while frost was melting off the ground, and off various windows.
Virgil: *Checking his watch* 7:50.
Brian: *Arrives with 457 other SJW members* We're ready when you are Virgil.
Virgil: Let's start walking towards the white house. I trust we have everything.
SJW Member: *Giving Virgil a Scar with a grenade launcher*
Brian: Whenever you're ready.
Virgil: Follow me.
President Trump was standing on a balcony, enjoying the sunrise.
Johnny: *Walks up to Trump* Good morning sir.
Trump: Hey Johnny. Sure is beautiful today, isn't it?
Johnny: Yes, I couldn't agree more.
Gunshots were heard in the distance.
Johnny: Let's get downstairs, and inform the guards. Could be a simple gang war, but I won't take any chances.
Trump: *Follows Johnny off the balcony*
Narrator: As soon as we got downstairs however, the worst fear in my mind became a reality.
Virgil: *Leading the SJW's towards the White House, and shoots two guards*
Guard: *Runs from the side of the white house, and shoots two SJW's*
Brian: *Shoots the other guard*
Johnny: Back upstairs!!
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Virgil: *Shoots the doors open with his grenade launcher*
Johnny: What other weapons do we have?
Trump: There's a flamethrower. I'll go get it! *Runs into a weapon's room*
Johnny: *Shoots 3 SJW's with his 1911R1* They're pouring in Donald, hurry up!
SJW 44: *Throws a grenade upstairs*
Johnny: *Throws it back, and runs towards Trump*
25 SJW's died after Johnny threw the grenade back at them.
Virgil: Keep going!! *Goes with the 432 remaining SJW's upstairs*
Trump: *Gives Johnny the flamethrower* Warmed it up for you.
Johnny: Good. Stand back.
Brian: There they are!!
Johnny: *Burns the SJW's with the flamethrower*
SJW's: *Screaming as they burn to death*
Trump: How many are left?!
Johnny: I don't know! Carry the tank! *Moves forward*
Trump: *Follows Johnny while carrying the tank to his flamethrower*
Virgil: They killed Brian! Where are they?!?!
Johnny: *Burns the rest of the SJW's from the top of the stairs*
Virgil: *Falls on the floor, engulfed in flames* Get outside, quickly!!
But more than half of them were covered in flames, and dead. For the survivors that did get outside, they unfortunately got surrounded by police officers.
SJW 99: Kill them!! *Shooting the police officers*
Police Officers: *Returning fire*
Johnny: *Comes outside, and burns the rest of the SJW's with his flamethrower*
Police Officer: Hold your fire. Donald Trump, and one of his guards got this under control.
SJW's: *Screaming as they burn to death*
SJW 35: *Running towards a police officer while on fire* Help me!!
Police Officer: *Shoots the SJW*
SJW's: We can't give up!! Kill them!!
Johnny: *Burning the rest of the SJW's with his flamethrower*
SJW's: *Screaming as they burn to death*
The fuel for the flamethrower was running low, but so was the quantity of Social Justice Warriors. Their attack was finally coming to an end.
Trump: We're low on fuel Johnny.
Johnny: *Turns off the flamethrower* That's it. We got them all. You're safe Mr. President.
Stop the song. There was however one survivor.
SJW: *Standing up*
Narrator: I was surprised to see a woman with red-dyed hair who didn't get touched by the flames.
Trump: *Picks up a pistol from a dead SJW* You're still alive you incompetent bitch!
Johnny: Sir, wait!
SJW: I'm sorry.
Trump: You tried to kill me! For what purpose?!?!
Johnny: *Gets in front of Trump* Trump, no! There's been enough killing! Let the police do their job. This woman is not happy with her actions, and we can help her turn over a new leaf.
Trump: *Drops the gun* You're right. Take her away.
Police Officers: *Arresting the woman*
Trump: I'm proud of you Johnny Lightning. I'm glad I called you to help me.
Johnny: And I glad to do my job. *Shakes Donald Trump's hand*
Johnny was playing another round of pool. This time, he was playing with Ivanka, while President Trump was getting something special.
Narrator: Something about Pool always kept my mind at ease. It's a fun game, which requires patience just to knock a ball into a hole with a stick.
Johnny: *Hits the 8-ball in a side pocket*
Ivanka: How do you keep doing it?
Johnny: If I told you, you'd be beating me all the time.
Ivanka: *Shrugs* Fair point.
Trump: *Arrives* Look what I brought. *Puts a chess board on a nearby table*
Johnny: I should've known you'd bring this up again.
Trump: Worried that I'll win?
Johnny: Alright, let's give it a try.
3 minutes later
Johnny: *Looking at the board. His King is on D3 surrounded by 4 pawns, while Trump has a King, Queen, and a Bishop directly in front of the King & his escort* I guess we finally found something I'm not good at. *Chuckles* Well done Mr. President.
Trump: It's not over yet. Move a pawn so I can take out your King.
Johnny: *Hears his phone ringing, and answers the call* Yeah?
Commander Kane: Johnny, I got another mission for you. Come back to Union Station.
Johnny: On my way. *Hangs up the phone* Sorry guys. I got another assignment, but I'll definitely come back in the future.
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As Johnny drove away from The White House in his 1958 Plymouth Belvedere, The President watched with his daughter.
Ivanka: When do you think he'll come back?
Trump: Soon Ivanka. Very soon. We need more people like him in the CIA. The world would be much safer.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 29, 2020
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
(over 100 teens each year kill themselves or think suicide because of being bullied or teased it doesent matter if standing up for someone helps you but atleast it helps someone else and it may save a life)
