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posted by Canada24
~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines day actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons by his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his password for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.. Even a little American blood, witch might explain my sadistic humour, and love of violence in media.
-Connor can ONLY speak english. He knows no french words.

~Family~
-Connor's father, Eric, works for a secretive origination. Making him a legal spy. But Eric only does the computer stuff with a team he controls.
-Connor currently works under the same place, his mom, Susan, worked her whole entire life. Ciana. He tells people she does human resear
-Connor's first Xbox game ever was Resident Evil 5. He never knew the old ones, so as far as HE was concerned, this was the greatest game ever.
-Connor's first PS3 ever. Was Pirates of the Caribbean. Before, all he knew was the Gamecube, and was blown away by the graphics.. Sadly, looking back, the graphics of that game did NOT hold up.
-Connor hated Trevor Phillips the first time. But ironically chose "death wise". But the second time. Connor LOVED Trevor Phillips. But chose to kill him.
-Connor's most hated video game character is Roy Earle from LA Noire.
-Connor has played and beaten GTA 4, Max Payne 3, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, La Noire, and GTA 5, more times than he’d like to admit.
-Connor HATED Dead Rising 1, but LOVED Dead Rising 2.
-Connor’s favorite Pokemon is.. Nobody. He hates that shit.
-Connor's favorite Grand Theft Auto characters are Johnny Klebitz, Packie McCreary, and Michael De Santa.
-Connor has played GTA 4 enough times, to know Roman's running joke of constantly asking to go bowling is complete fucking bullshit. Roman NEVER wants to go bowling.. And he's the only one that doesn't bitch at you if you don't call him enough, so Roman is actually the BEST person to hang with..

~Opinions~
-Connor thinks foot ball is the worst sport. and never watches Super Bowls.
-Connor hates anything spicy
-Connor see’s adult dogs cuter than puppies. But only if you trained them to be quite and full of love.
-Connor’s favorite youtuber is Nostaglia Critic. Even though just about EVERY movie Doug rips on, is Connor's guilty pleasure.
-Connor loves orange sodas the most.
-Connor sees himself as Hellbent from Planet Dolan.
-Connor loves Freddy Krueger more than Jason Voorhees.
-Connor watched Alpha and Omega, just because had Danny Glover.
-Connor finds Tara Strong a little over rated. But loves her My little Pony, and Fairy Odd Parents..
-Connor hates chocolate cake.
-Connor hates GAY-HATE, because a friend of his was beaten up in public for it.
-Connor thinks the Assassins Creed games stopped being cool as soon as he started playing Black Flag, and was extremely bored..
-It took Connor the second time of playing to realize Trevor is Canadian.

~Miscellaneous~
... Only for jokes. I'm not a violent person all..
- Stabbed a homeless man for being a homeless man.
-Shoot a baby.. Just because.
-Strangled a shark, "chuck norris" style.
-Bullies Jesus into going on the cross, cause it was better than what Connor was gonna do to him.
-Shot a drug addict he thought was a zombie.
-Shot a man while attending a rally against gun violence.
-Scared voters into voting for Trump.
posted by KatiiCullen94
how you chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what you feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what you do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i love the way you know
who you are and to me it's exciting
when you know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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Angela's POV

Days passed one by one, and my love for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a year since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much jelly girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me more every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...
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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few hour I fell asleep and woke up by the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a shirt that had some sort of title on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are you doing here aren't you supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by deathding
An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, you can meet real people online playing it, Join the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. Or the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket or heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if you Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn you get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let you attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let you heal or use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, join the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in love with crush

Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often more entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just by thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...
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posted by milorox18
1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way you look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a day without you in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need you to be.

11....
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1- eye contact , if you notice him staring a lot at you ..like more than 5 times in the same day .(unless you got a stain on your shirt)
2- if you and him were in the same area , he would be with you in every where you walk to ( like a party or a concert ..etc)
3- he would sit next to you in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream or laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to you hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if you drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”
5. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When you walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a cooler that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my desk for the part you would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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I got bored, so here you go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here by my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character limit like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes you make me so mad i wanna throw you in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style you wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make you tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with you when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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