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posted by Canada24
~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines day actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons by his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his password for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.. Even a little American blood, witch might explain my sadistic humour, and love of violence in media.
-Connor can ONLY speak english. He knows no french words.

~Family~
-Connor's father, Eric, works for a secretive origination. Making him a legal spy. But Eric only does the computer stuff with a team he controls.
-Connor currently works under the same place, his mom, Susan, worked her whole entire life. Ciana. He tells people she does human resear
-Connor's first Xbox game ever was Resident Evil 5. He never knew the old ones, so as far as HE was concerned, this was the greatest game ever.
-Connor's first PS3 ever. Was Pirates of the Caribbean. Before, all he knew was the Gamecube, and was blown away by the graphics.. Sadly, looking back, the graphics of that game did NOT hold up.
-Connor hated Trevor Phillips the first time. But ironically chose "death wise". But the second time. Connor LOVED Trevor Phillips. But chose to kill him.
-Connor's most hated video game character is Roy Earle from LA Noire.
-Connor has played and beaten GTA 4, Max Payne 3, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, La Noire, and GTA 5, more times than he’d like to admit.
-Connor HATED Dead Rising 1, but LOVED Dead Rising 2.
-Connor’s favorite Pokemon is.. Nobody. He hates that shit.
-Connor's favorite Grand Theft Auto characters are Johnny Klebitz, Packie McCreary, and Michael De Santa.
-Connor has played GTA 4 enough times, to know Roman's running joke of constantly asking to go bowling is complete fucking bullshit. Roman NEVER wants to go bowling.. And he's the only one that doesn't bitch at you if you don't call him enough, so Roman is actually the BEST person to hang with..

~Opinions~
-Connor thinks foot ball is the worst sport. and never watches Super Bowls.
-Connor hates anything spicy
-Connor see’s adult dogs cuter than puppies. But only if you trained them to be quite and full of love.
-Connor’s favorite youtuber is Nostaglia Critic. Even though just about EVERY movie Doug rips on, is Connor's guilty pleasure.
-Connor loves orange sodas the most.
-Connor sees himself as Hellbent from Planet Dolan.
-Connor loves Freddy Krueger more than Jason Voorhees.
-Connor watched Alpha and Omega, just because had Danny Glover.
-Connor finds Tara Strong a little over rated. But loves her My little Pony, and Fairy Odd Parents..
-Connor hates chocolate cake.
-Connor hates GAY-HATE, because a friend of his was beaten up in public for it.
-Connor thinks the Assassins Creed games stopped being cool as soon as he started playing Black Flag, and was extremely bored..
-It took Connor the second time of playing to realize Trevor is Canadian.

~Miscellaneous~
... Only for jokes. I'm not a violent person all..
- Stabbed a homeless man for being a homeless man.
-Shoot a baby.. Just because.
-Strangled a shark, "chuck norris" style.
-Bullies Jesus into going on the cross, cause it was better than what Connor was gonna do to him.
-Shot a drug addict he thought was a zombie.
-Shot a man while attending a rally against gun violence.
-Scared voters into voting for Trump.
I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I love you sugar
Yeah this is what you do
When you run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make you stay
You’re the only one that keeps me singing la la la
I love to smell your t-shirt
I like the way you are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what you do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what you do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how you do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...
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Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who you playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there by my side

When you say that you want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need you baby
Would you even try to save me
Or would you find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I said I love you
Would you be the one to run to
Or would you watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want you to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather you not be so sincere

How cold could you be
What would you do if you were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my heart it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, love is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that you want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything you choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make you happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this love we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t you judge by the cover it’s so far from what you see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on you to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give you something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m acting out

Set me free, I’m ready to show you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a show what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m acting out

Welcome to a new...
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Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to show the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy you are
You’re a talented kind of boy you are
And that’s just the kind of boy you are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the music plays
Headstrong, can you feel the beat
Melt down, can you feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can you feel the beat
Melt down, can you feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush you can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush you can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When you tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies you tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my heart was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, hey boy
Gotta make you mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, hey boy
You’re really laid back and you play it smooth
Hey boy, hey boy
I see the way you move from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish you knew, what you do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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(I gotta get some baby
Won’t you show me some baby
I gotta get some baby)
Show me some positivity
(Mmmmm)
Show me some positivity (Oh, ooh, yeah)
From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities
So don’t be going negative on me oo baby yeah
Love is hard
That’s alright
Give it time
It’s worth the ride
You know
It’s all in the way you
You’re lookin’ at me
I’m lookin’ at you
What more do you want
Show me some positivity
It’s all that I got
It’s leading me on
Can’t leave it alone
Show me some positivity
You’re makin’ it harder
Than it has to be
So won’t u please show me (He,e,e,e)
Some positivity...
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I fell in a perfect way
Never had a choice to make
Crashed into your tidal wave
I didn’t even struggle
Sailed right through your atmosphere
Closed my eyes and landed here
I didn’t see the trouble
And I didn’t care
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most anything I have to
But this one thing I cannot change
I almost kind of like the pain
Wear your tattoo like a stain
And it will take forever
To fade away
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course you don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights ago and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate writing skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? More like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
Am sure you all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people by where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out videos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that by just looking at the title, you know it was made by someone who lacks a soul. here is the title of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when you think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by -Yusha-
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if you say Vietnam he'll stab you with a fork
if you say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if you call for help he'll stab you in the butt.
Never run because you know he'll catch you
he might torture or just plain kill you.
Run for cover, more like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if you run or cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal day for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It said on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, you have been chosen...
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posted by CuteBlossom123
1) You guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want you showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way you can tell a girl likes you is when she's out of words when you talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks you if you like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...
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10. Tell a random person you love them
9. go up to a worker and ask them random questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big or for guys just a random bra and ask a worker how you look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a random person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat food before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the top of your lungs
posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always you and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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