1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.
2.You can love any boy, as every boy can love reciprocally.
3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.
4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped or broken.
5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.
6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.
7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.
8.We do not have our own house ready in all cases, only our subtlety & charm.
9.Yes, usually we do want the sex to be good.
10. We, in all ways of being a boy, want acquiescence as a friend first.
11.When you have pillow fights with your friends in your brassiere & panties - we want at joining - we wish you would.
12.It is true, & every boy knows it, that any one of us can love.
13.Us boys, like all humans can love, but not all can do it with out instigation.
14.OK, sure we love at pulling down your pants & touching your clothing.
15.We like thinking about our first kiss with you from the first time we stick our neck at you, but that can wait.
16.Most of us boys like a girl who concurs cool with kindness.
17.All of us boys have watched pornography, even if we do not admit it.
18.All of us boys are good at making flirting subtle.
19.Boys who do cool activities let the remainder of us down; it's not only a case of us not doing them.
20.Most of us do not actually read, even though pretty much all of us had a mother to be our first lover.
21.Most boys, as in "Saturday Night Fever, binge their money, so they end poor out from that sugar daddie at their back.
22.If we boys want to look like a bunch of Men who defend by intellect, then we are likely more subservient boys.
23.Every boy is in on good boy, or will suffer from shame.
24.If we have received preparatory talk or training from some other boys - not our parents - we are more likely to be good, strong little boys; bad boys not so much.
25.It is only for us to start a social life if we are happy.
26.We will use any photographs we can of you as a masturbation test.
27.We actually dislike you pitching any horny clothing.
28.If we do more stuff out of work, it is now more for your girl, less for our ego.
29.Us boys who have not had as much sex are more likely to want other things.
30.We talk less about sex when we have not had it as much.
31.Most boys who do drugs are morons who do them in brawn; few rise to handle them as men.
32.We do not need to "do the deed" to be established.
33.Cool boys are hard to find. Those who are only smart not so much.
34.Plenty of us boys wear the same thing every day; but those who do are not bad - average.
35.All of us boys do not need to be playing too many games to be playing sports.
36.Every boy lusts, irrelevant at our control.
37.We will work for the slot of being your "back door boy" - (it does mean that much).
38.If we hurt with our bare personality do not fret it, there are worst people in the world.
39.Most will wear sexy clothing, if & only if makes us attractive.
40.Every boy has psychic Freudian fantasies of different girls executing a tease.
2.You can love any boy, as every boy can love reciprocally.
3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.
4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped or broken.
5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.
6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.
7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.
8.We do not have our own house ready in all cases, only our subtlety & charm.
9.Yes, usually we do want the sex to be good.
10. We, in all ways of being a boy, want acquiescence as a friend first.
11.When you have pillow fights with your friends in your brassiere & panties - we want at joining - we wish you would.
12.It is true, & every boy knows it, that any one of us can love.
13.Us boys, like all humans can love, but not all can do it with out instigation.
14.OK, sure we love at pulling down your pants & touching your clothing.
15.We like thinking about our first kiss with you from the first time we stick our neck at you, but that can wait.
16.Most of us boys like a girl who concurs cool with kindness.
17.All of us boys have watched pornography, even if we do not admit it.
18.All of us boys are good at making flirting subtle.
19.Boys who do cool activities let the remainder of us down; it's not only a case of us not doing them.
20.Most of us do not actually read, even though pretty much all of us had a mother to be our first lover.
21.Most boys, as in "Saturday Night Fever, binge their money, so they end poor out from that sugar daddie at their back.
22.If we boys want to look like a bunch of Men who defend by intellect, then we are likely more subservient boys.
23.Every boy is in on good boy, or will suffer from shame.
24.If we have received preparatory talk or training from some other boys - not our parents - we are more likely to be good, strong little boys; bad boys not so much.
25.It is only for us to start a social life if we are happy.
26.We will use any photographs we can of you as a masturbation test.
27.We actually dislike you pitching any horny clothing.
28.If we do more stuff out of work, it is now more for your girl, less for our ego.
29.Us boys who have not had as much sex are more likely to want other things.
30.We talk less about sex when we have not had it as much.
31.Most boys who do drugs are morons who do them in brawn; few rise to handle them as men.
32.We do not need to "do the deed" to be established.
33.Cool boys are hard to find. Those who are only smart not so much.
34.Plenty of us boys wear the same thing every day; but those who do are not bad - average.
35.All of us boys do not need to be playing too many games to be playing sports.
36.Every boy lusts, irrelevant at our control.
37.We will work for the slot of being your "back door boy" - (it does mean that much).
38.If we hurt with our bare personality do not fret it, there are worst people in the world.
39.Most will wear sexy clothing, if & only if makes us attractive.
40.Every boy has psychic Freudian fantasies of different girls executing a tease.
DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while ago and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.