First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended by this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If you have a reason for a show I put comment and I might add it(ill give credit about it to you because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long reading right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen or any interesting jokes/episodes
(I have a lot more but im not gonna write them >_<)
-The looney tunes show:
1.It took a bunch of some of the most interesting old charactersive ever seen and made them look like idiots!
2.The jokes are not original! Almost all of them are about Daffy Duck being a lazy bum/a douche.
-Scaredy Squirel:
1.Talking animals? Like your channel hasnt done that before! *rolls eyes*
2.The theme song is so annoying! All it is Scaredy going booboo ba and other noises like that until the end when he makes the stupidest joke ever!(I cant remember the joke im sorry)
3.Everything is revolved around the Scaredy's job! Barely anything ever happens that doesnt do anything to Scaredy's job!
To cartoon network from me-Get a god dam head and make original ideas that are funny and dont look and seem like god damn shitty shows!
(Disney)
-Shake it up:
1.The plots dont make sense! For example, they are supposed to be dancers on a show, but the episodes are always revolved around something besides dancing! Only one episode isnt like that though!
2.Duece and Dena set a bad example for little kids by selling junk out of their coats for money! Imagine a maybe 6 year old at school bringing toys and even their parents things in their coats and hoodies and selling them/trading them for food,money,etc. Because I can see something like that happening!
3.Henry is a boring character! All he ever talks about is Physics and other learning concepts!
-Good Luck Charlie:
1.To related to life! Everyone has had at least one of the problems in the show happen to them!
2.PJ is an idiot! PJ is about 17 I think and Gabe, his brother is 12 I think and Gabe is smarter than him!
My message to Disney-Get a god damn life and make fuckin shows that arent so relatable to life!
(Nick)
-Victorious:
1.Always about Tori or Trina never anyone else!
2.When it isnt about Tori/Trina, then whoever its about, the episode is boring
3.The jokes arent funny.
4.Jade and Beck barely ever do anything besides make out! Boring Alert!!
-Planet Sheen:
1.Talking Monkeys-So original -_-
2.The jokes arent funny because they arent original.
My message to Nick-Where you high when you made most of your shows?
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen or any interesting jokes/episodes
(I have a lot more but im not gonna write them >_<)
-The looney tunes show:
1.It took a bunch of some of the most interesting old charactersive ever seen and made them look like idiots!
2.The jokes are not original! Almost all of them are about Daffy Duck being a lazy bum/a douche.
-Scaredy Squirel:
1.Talking animals? Like your channel hasnt done that before! *rolls eyes*
2.The theme song is so annoying! All it is Scaredy going booboo ba and other noises like that until the end when he makes the stupidest joke ever!(I cant remember the joke im sorry)
3.Everything is revolved around the Scaredy's job! Barely anything ever happens that doesnt do anything to Scaredy's job!
To cartoon network from me-Get a god dam head and make original ideas that are funny and dont look and seem like god damn shitty shows!
(Disney)
-Shake it up:
1.The plots dont make sense! For example, they are supposed to be dancers on a show, but the episodes are always revolved around something besides dancing! Only one episode isnt like that though!
2.Duece and Dena set a bad example for little kids by selling junk out of their coats for money! Imagine a maybe 6 year old at school bringing toys and even their parents things in their coats and hoodies and selling them/trading them for food,money,etc. Because I can see something like that happening!
3.Henry is a boring character! All he ever talks about is Physics and other learning concepts!
-Good Luck Charlie:
1.To related to life! Everyone has had at least one of the problems in the show happen to them!
2.PJ is an idiot! PJ is about 17 I think and Gabe, his brother is 12 I think and Gabe is smarter than him!
My message to Disney-Get a god damn life and make fuckin shows that arent so relatable to life!
(Nick)
-Victorious:
1.Always about Tori or Trina never anyone else!
2.When it isnt about Tori/Trina, then whoever its about, the episode is boring
3.The jokes arent funny.
4.Jade and Beck barely ever do anything besides make out! Boring Alert!!
-Planet Sheen:
1.Talking Monkeys-So original -_-
2.The jokes arent funny because they arent original.
My message to Nick-Where you high when you made most of your shows?
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the Turtle Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new Turtle Sandwich this week. But I am writing this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought more about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between movies and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch movies far more often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make more time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought more about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between movies and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch movies far more often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city you might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make more time for this in the future.
