The Penguins were training in the HQ. Kowalski however, was elsewhere. An explosion shook the whole zoo. The penguins hurried down the ladder..
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that YOU caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from Skipper.
Skipper turned to Kowalski, "I'm with Private, sort of..what is this monstrosity?"
Kowalski grinned like an mad scientist would, "I'll be back momentarily Skipper!"
The three waited. Private shuffled worriedly. Kowalski pushed out an odd looking box from what remained of his lab. There was a penguin sized door on the front. "Gentlemen, I am proud to present.." He paused for dramatic effect, "The Box!"
Skipper's brow arched, "Working title?" he asked,
an unamused expression on his face.
Kowalski scoffed, "pfft! Duh! The Box can take you back in time to Heaven knows where!"
Silence.
Skipper broke the silence.
Silence: owchie!
"Kowalski, this..uh..seems kind of risky don't you think?"
"Well, yes. It needs to be tested and I obviously haven't done that yet."
Silence fell again, once more Skipper broke it.
Silence: Ow! I'm gone!
"Well let's try it!" Skipper's trouble grin gave Private the chills everytime.
They entered the cramped space and shut the door.
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that YOU caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from Skipper.
Skipper turned to Kowalski, "I'm with Private, sort of..what is this monstrosity?"
Kowalski grinned like an mad scientist would, "I'll be back momentarily Skipper!"
The three waited. Private shuffled worriedly. Kowalski pushed out an odd looking box from what remained of his lab. There was a penguin sized door on the front. "Gentlemen, I am proud to present.." He paused for dramatic effect, "The Box!"
Skipper's brow arched, "Working title?" he asked,
an unamused expression on his face.
Kowalski scoffed, "pfft! Duh! The Box can take you back in time to Heaven knows where!"
Silence.
Skipper broke the silence.
Silence: owchie!
"Kowalski, this..uh..seems kind of risky don't you think?"
"Well, yes. It needs to be tested and I obviously haven't done that yet."
Silence fell again, once more Skipper broke it.
Silence: Ow! I'm gone!
"Well let's try it!" Skipper's trouble grin gave Private the chills everytime.
They entered the cramped space and shut the door.
The Fizzy Dizzy Drink
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish writing now, coz SOME RANDOM FAG ON FANPOP IS READING MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
Well you guys, i wuz on myspace and found out dat da penguins have 4 myspaces... 1 for all of dem n 3 individual ones (private dont got one cuz he too young) its like sooo awesome! if yall wud like to chek it out den here are da links to all of em!!! enjoy peoples!!!
Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link
Skipper:
link
Kowalski:
link
Rico:
link
To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, den Skippers but his dont got info on it and den rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...
KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!
Penguins of Madagascar (all of them) :
link
Skipper:
link
Kowalski:
link
Rico:
link
To me Kowalski's is da awesomest cuz he spent ALOT of time on his, den Skippers but his dont got info on it and den rico's it has nutin on it really but oh well...dan all together is awesome as well...
KOWALSKI'S MYSPACE RAWWWKKSSS!
