The Penguins were training in the HQ. Kowalski however, was elsewhere. An explosion shook the whole zoo. The penguins hurried down the ladder..
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that YOU caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from Skipper.
Skipper turned to Kowalski, "I'm with Private, sort of..what is this monstrosity?"
Kowalski grinned like an mad scientist would, "I'll be back momentarily Skipper!"
The three waited. Private shuffled worriedly. Kowalski pushed out an odd looking box from what remained of his lab. There was a penguin sized door on the front. "Gentlemen, I am proud to present.." He paused for dramatic effect, "The Box!"
Skipper's brow arched, "Working title?" he asked,
an unamused expression on his face.
Kowalski scoffed, "pfft! Duh! The Box can take you back in time to Heaven knows where!"
Silence.
Skipper broke the silence.
Silence: owchie!
"Kowalski, this..uh..seems kind of risky don't you think?"
"Well, yes. It needs to be tested and I obviously haven't done that yet."
Silence fell again, once more Skipper broke it.
Silence: Ow! I'm gone!
"Well let's try it!" Skipper's trouble grin gave Private the chills everytime.
They entered the cramped space and shut the door.
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that YOU caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from Skipper.
Skipper turned to Kowalski, "I'm with Private, sort of..what is this monstrosity?"
Kowalski grinned like an mad scientist would, "I'll be back momentarily Skipper!"
The three waited. Private shuffled worriedly. Kowalski pushed out an odd looking box from what remained of his lab. There was a penguin sized door on the front. "Gentlemen, I am proud to present.." He paused for dramatic effect, "The Box!"
Skipper's brow arched, "Working title?" he asked,
an unamused expression on his face.
Kowalski scoffed, "pfft! Duh! The Box can take you back in time to Heaven knows where!"
Silence.
Skipper broke the silence.
Silence: owchie!
"Kowalski, this..uh..seems kind of risky don't you think?"
"Well, yes. It needs to be tested and I obviously haven't done that yet."
Silence fell again, once more Skipper broke it.
Silence: Ow! I'm gone!
"Well let's try it!" Skipper's trouble grin gave Private the chills everytime.
They entered the cramped space and shut the door.
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little Pony and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little Pony and Lunicorns Are Made By Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made By Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!