Penguins of Madagascar Article: Prank war!- Part 1

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posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski was working on an invention in his lab when Marlene came in. "Uh, Kowalski. Why are Skipper and Julien fighting...again?" Marlene asked, pointing to the two idiots. XD "I don't know." Kowalski replied, then he waddled to the lab door to get a better look. "You lemurs are such idiots. You couldn't possibly pull better pranks than us." Skipper said, getting in Julien's face. " NUH UH! WE are clearly the superior prankstas! Besides, that little lady penguin you live with is highlt incapable of doing dirty work." Julien taunted, batting his eyelashes. Lilly pushed Skipper out of the way. "EXCUSE ME? This lady could rip your eyes out with her bare flippers! Im completely capable of doing my own dirty work!" Lilly protested, clenching her fist. Skipper saw that she was about to punch him so he pulled her away. "Now Lilly. These guys are all talk. I bet our unit could prank each and every one of those dumb mammals." "Bet huh? How about we make this alittle more interesting?" Julien said, his eyes widening with anticipation. Lilly looked at Julien. "HOW interesting?" She asked. "The losing team has to do chores for the winners for an entire week." Julien answered, holding up a mop. "You may need this." Julien then tossedthe mop to Lilly. She caught it and broke it in half. "Your on!" Skipper said, shaking Julien's paw. Marlene walked out of Kowalski's lab after the fight. "You guys aren't really gonna try and prank eachother, are you?" She asked in her naive voice. Lilly glared at her for asking such a dumb question. OFCOURSE they were gonna prank eachother, and Lilly knew they were gonna make those lemurs eat their words.
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LATER THAT NIGHT!!!!!!!
The penguins were sitting around the table, discussing what they were going to do. "Kowalski! Prank options." Skipper demanded. Kowalski took out his clipboard and began to scribble things down. "Well, we could use the 'female' approach." He said, looking at Lilly. Lilly's eyes widened, completely aware of what he was talking about. "Oooh no! I am SO not doing that!" She protested. Private patted her on her back. "You only have lure one of the lemurs into the trap. That's it!" "That's ALL?" "Yes!" Lilly looked at the guys. "Fine...I'll do it. But you ALL owe me BIG!" Skipper gave Lilly a wink and they began discussing the plan.
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THE NEXT MORNING!!!!
Kowalski waddled Lilly to the lemur habitat and gave her a small microphone to put on her choker. "Kowalski...this is a stupid idea! Besides, how are you so sure Maurice or Julien will go for it?" Kowalski gave Lilly a serious look. "Julien is the most shallow idiot around, and Maurice already has a crush on you.....this will deffinately work." Kowalski then jumped into a nearby bush with the others.
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THE LEMUR HABITAT!!!!!
Lilly hopped the fence to the lemur habitat and saw Julien sitting in his thrown. "Hey there Julien...." Lilly said, waddling up to Julien's thrown. Mort saw Lilly and pounced at her. "GO AWAY PENGUIN! NO PRANKY SPIES ALOWED!" He cried, pulling her feathers. Lilly then Grabed Mort's tail and swung him in the air. "I like flyinggg!!" He cheered, landing in the volcano" "That's MY girl!" Skipper cheered, popping out from the bush. Rico quickly pulled him back under. Julien then looked down at Lilly. "Oh...why, hello there." He said, brushing back his fur. Lilly flashed him a fake smile. "Okay Skipper. Julien fell for it. Now what?" She asked through the side of her beak. "Just go with the plan. We'll take it from there." "Yes sir!" Lilly quickly looked at Julien and waddled to him. " Ya know Julien. we NEVER get to hang out....wanna get some snowcones later?" She asked. Julien forgot to breath for a second, and he answered. "It's a date!" He exclaimed, running to find Maurice. "Oh, no it's not....hahah...." Lilly muttered to herself. Phase 1 complete...now the pranking can begin.

PART 2 COMING SOON!

CarlosPenaLove, MsKowalski99 and 3 others like this

carsfan XD Awesome! I cant wait for the next part! XD

skipperfan5431 Thank you! Im going through some writer's block right now, so im suprised it's actually liked by someone!

theWOLFPACK15 Haha the 'felmale' aproach X3 Males are feebleminded XD

skipperfan5431 Hahah! Not ALL males...............Just the lemurs......XD

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Slamed on the car window

added by Icicle1penguin

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POM Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope you enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making you laugh. Any title with a Roman numeral in brackets next to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do more things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...

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Dreaming in Black 'N' White - Chapter 4

posted by CoolNala

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

Back inside the base of the Penguin HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this helmet will guarantee you to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now you can dance with your date the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly helmet to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...

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The Private Who Cried Wolf Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do you think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell you that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if you go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If you don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

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The Private Who Cried Wolf Chapter 2

posted by legendary7

When the penguins reached the H.Q. no one could sleep or even have conversation. Something changed the youngest penguin that night. Like a flame of fury and rage burning in his heart. Private yourned for one thing almost more than anything else. Revenge. Like in the story.
P: "Kowalski, I'm going to get revenge on that wolf!"
R: "Yeah!"
K: "No, revenge won't bring Skipper back! It's just more violence."
Their words cut through the silent air like a blunt blade.

The next day passed with their last real discussion the one the evening before about gettin revenge. It was midnight when Rico, the last...

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The Private Who Cried Wolf Chapter 1

posted by legendary7

The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't you think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire...

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Against Kowalski (a fan fiction- chapter 2)

posted by burdockburr

Ch. 2

I looked around to see Skipper, Private, and Rico rushing out to see what had caused the explosion. I went after them as fast as I could.
Dark smoke clouds hurled themselves toward the sky on the oposite side of the zoo. Skipper rushed toward them with Private and Rico close behind. I went after them. Soon Skipper came to a stop, as did us other three. Just around the corner of the wall we were next to was the sorce of the smoke.
Skipper turned to look at me, "You stay here and out of sight. Leave this to the profesionals." he then signaled Private and Rico to fallow him before going...

An Unexpected Twist Chapter One.

posted by JediPenguin16

This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and fish rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper said as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...

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An Unexpected Twist

posted by JediPenguin16

Contains 1 OC-but this story is about Dr. Blowhole. And the Penguins. And the Zoo. And Love, good, evil. Pirates. Lobsters....Look, this list will go on forever, so I'm just going to get started.
Well, after Dr. B got defeated, things went a little crazy. The push of a button can change one life drastically.

Prolouge:

The last thing he could remember was a clown spewing purple light into his face.
Then, confused voices. Somethign about a "transfigurator" and " why would he keep that in there?"
In fact, these were his only memories. Slowly his dark brown eye opened. White. White walls, bedsheets,...

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Leaving and apologize

posted by Whitesnowman

Hey guys we need to talk and you BETTER pay attention ! Ok? Ok! Well I'm leaving fanpop and I want to apologize for all I've done ever since I made this STUPID account ! It was a very bad idea .Listen im truely sorry about all the mean stuff I said to you . Truly from the bottom of my soulless heart :( . I'm leaving so I won't Hurt your guys feelings anymore than I already have :( I'll leave in a few days to say goodbye . The only reason I said all that stiff is because my parents are divorcing and I'm so mad I cant control it and took it out on you guys .im so sorry . Well I'm closing this entry .Goodbye

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It. Chapter 10: Flush away Pennywise!!

posted by 67Dodge

"Alright men, maintenance time!! Soon after, we'll go up there and train our asses off until we are ready to kill Pennywise!! Kowalski!! Fix the car's motor, Rico will scrub the floors, Private, you will scrub the w.c., and I'll wash off the fish guts from the top level," said Skipper. "Whats a w.c.?" asked Private. "The toilet, now go!!" barked out Skipper. They soon all ran to their chores and Private got into the bathroom, he then went over to the bleach and picked up the scrubber, he then hummed a tune as he began to head for the toilet. Suddenly, all 4 faucets in the bathing area turned...

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It. Chapter 6: To Pennywise's lair

posted by 67Dodge

They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," said Kowalski. "State the locations please," said Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, or in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," said Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, or blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...

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The Blood Night Chapter 12: Back home.

posted by 67Dodge

As soon as Dr. Murdoch disappeared, Kowalski felt as if they should hold appendages. "Guys, I think it's time for Future Kowalski to send us back home, so if you want to ALL go home, we must hold appendages," said Kowalski. "Can we say goodbye to everyone here first though?" asked Lilly. "Of course, Herelde was nice, the Digger helped us find a way to the lair, and that one guy at the elevator kindly directed us there," said Private. After a while, the group held arms, flippers, or whatever they had together and waved goodbye to the friends they made on the way. "Goodbye Digger!! Goodbye Herelde!!...

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Courage and a Cup of Coffee (4)

posted by Icicle1penguin

Icicle's log.
1400 hrs.

Well. Back again! It turns out, word that Skipper was "Incapacitated" somehow got to penguinHQ. Someone who claims to be Skipper's leader or something found his way here to check up on him. Kowalski looked extremely nervous despite the fact he was trying his very best to stay calm. Eh.

I hope Mr...Tank won't mind that Rico tied Skipper up in duct tape! Heheh...

Waaaaait. Where'd he go?

<*> * <*> * <*>

"Escaping from a duct tape cocoon, Eh?" said Tank as he held the remains in his flipper. "Impressive, but I've seen trainees do that..." He walked around...

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Courage and a cup of coffee (2)

posted by Icicle1penguin

"Get me out of this duct tape!" yelled Skipper. "I can walk now. I'M HEALED! I can get back to work!" He struggled to get out of the cocoon of tape he was in.

Icicle held a book and was sitting beside his bunk on the cement brick. "Sorry sir, Kowalski's orders," Icicle told him. "Do not worry! Kowalski said you can start eating fish starting tomorrow! HUZZAH!"

Skipper continued to struggle. "Great. I'm starting to forget what fish tasted like," he told her. "Can I get out now?"

"Nope!" Skipper continued to complain and Icicle continued to write in her book.

Lilly and the crew came down from...

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The cry of rematch.

posted by 67Dodge

My children, will you be free? Will you let the hated Sponge ruin our peaceful fansite? Are we organized or broken up? Look my friends, all is not lost, we will still air, but maybe how long isn't certain, Spongebob has taken every hint of hope from us. Will you all let him stomp out our hope?! Or let the club die?! For tonight, we will grieve, for tomorow, we will call out for our rights!!! Remember, don't laugh at this, my brother, is grieved because Spongebob won and his 'heroic penguins' didn't, it makes me feel guilty that I couldn't do anything about it. No more, No mas, Nicht mehr!!!...

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Whatever You Do, Don't Open the Files!

posted by Bluepenguin

Random Picture!!!! XD

Skipper is pacing around the room...
Skipper: Ok, we've been through all our trainings for today and you all have recieved straight aces...
Kowalski/Private: *whispering* Please say snow cones, please say snow cones...
Skipper: So I have decided to test a little something on you.
Rico: Huh?
Skipper goes over to a metal safe laying in the corner of the room. Kowalski, Private, and Rico have confused looks on their faces as Skipper gazes at them with a smirk. He unlocks the safe, and inside is a manila folder holding a couple papers.
Skipper: Whatever you do... do NOT look in these files. I'll be...

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the kiss under the miseltoe

posted by anna447

it was creistmas eve and the zoo resadents were at the zoovinere shop.skipper:well look like that time agin CREISTMAS TIME.everyone:whaho.meanwhile marlene was putting up the misletoe.skipper:everyones here expet marlene, rico go find marlene the reast of us will wite for you and marlene.rico headed to marlene's home.marlene:oh rico there you are.rico:baklajsbfhs(meaning:marlene we need to go.the others are witeing for us)marlene:*points up to the misletoe*rico we are under the misletoe you know what that means.and rico saw the misletoe.rico:bdksxh(what what thase it mean).marlene:when a guy...

A Penguins of Madagascar Trailer (Please, check it!!!)

posted by Veki-san

NARRATOR: What happens when a revange goes wrong...

(Blowhole's new lair, in the lab-room)

BLOWHOLE: *Laughs as he gives Julien a shot, who is strapped down on a table*

JULIEN: *When the shot is given, he screams in agony*

RAIN(Blowhole's assistant): *Laughs along with Blowhole*

NARRATOR: And, insanity takes place...

(In an abandon ware-house)

JULIEN: *Takes out a a needle that possesses green liquid, he laughs with insanity*

RAIN: *Strapped to the ground, and widen her eyes a bit*

NARRATOR: It would only lead to one thing...

(Blowhole's lair)

*Everything starts to crumble down*

NARRATOR: Chaos.

(On the...

I AM: POM Style! ~ PART 1: SKIPPER, (a.k.a. The "Leader")

posted by yokaisummoner

"Rock & Roll Boys!"

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poetry and more like responses, but what do you expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side comments that will be provided by The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the Penguin Team...