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posted by skipperfan5431
Kowalski was working on an invention in his lab when Marlene came in. "Uh, Kowalski. Why are Skipper and Julien fighting...again?" Marlene asked, pointing to the two idiots. XD "I don't know." Kowalski replied, then he waddled to the lab door to get a better look. "You lemurs are such idiots. You couldn't possibly pull better pranks than us." Skipper said, getting in Julien's face. " NUH UH! WE are clearly the superior prankstas! Besides, that little lady penguin you live with is highlt incapable of doing dirty work." Julien taunted, batting his eyelashes. Lilly pushed Skipper out of the way. "EXCUSE ME? This lady could rip your eyes out with her bare flippers! Im completely capable of doing my own dirty work!" Lilly protested, clenching her fist. Skipper saw that she was about to punch him so he pulled her away. "Now Lilly. These guys are all talk. I bet our unit could prank each and every one of those dumb mammals." "Bet huh? How about we make this alittle more interesting?" Julien said, his eyes widening with anticipation. Lilly looked at Julien. "HOW interesting?" She asked. "The losing team has to do chores for the winners for an entire week." Julien answered, holding up a mop. "You may need this." Julien then tossedthe mop to Lilly. She caught it and broke it in half. "Your on!" Skipper said, shaking Julien's paw. Marlene walked out of Kowalski's lab after the fight. "You guys aren't really gonna try and prank eachother, are you?" She asked in her naive voice. Lilly glared at her for asking such a dumb question. OFCOURSE they were gonna prank eachother, and Lilly knew they were gonna make those lemurs eat their words.
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LATER THAT NIGHT!!!!!!!
The penguins were sitting around the table, discussing what they were going to do. "Kowalski! Prank options." Skipper demanded. Kowalski took out his clipboard and began to scribble things down. "Well, we could use the 'female' approach." He said, looking at Lilly. Lilly's eyes widened, completely aware of what he was talking about. "Oooh no! I am SO not doing that!" She protested. Private patted her on her back. "You only have lure one of the lemurs into the trap. That's it!" "That's ALL?" "Yes!" Lilly looked at the guys. "Fine...I'll do it. But you ALL owe me BIG!" Skipper gave Lilly a wink and they began discussing the plan.
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THE NEXT MORNING!!!!
Kowalski waddled Lilly to the lemur habitat and gave her a small microphone to put on her choker. "Kowalski...this is a stupid idea! Besides, how are you so sure Maurice or Julien will go for it?" Kowalski gave Lilly a serious look. "Julien is the most shallow idiot around, and Maurice already has a crush on you.....this will deffinately work." Kowalski then jumped into a nearby bush with the others.
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THE LEMUR HABITAT!!!!!
Lilly hopped the fence to the lemur habitat and saw Julien sitting in his thrown. "Hey there Julien...." Lilly said, waddling up to Julien's thrown. Mort saw Lilly and pounced at her. "GO AWAY PENGUIN! NO PRANKY SPIES ALOWED!" He cried, pulling her feathers. Lilly then Grabed Mort's tail and swung him in the air. "I like flyinggg!!" He cheered, landing in the volcano" "That's MY girl!" Skipper cheered, popping out from the bush. Rico quickly pulled him back under. Julien then looked down at Lilly. "Oh...why, hello there." He said, brushing back his fur. Lilly flashed him a fake smile. "Okay Skipper. Julien fell for it. Now what?" She asked through the side of her beak. "Just go with the plan. We'll take it from there." "Yes sir!" Lilly quickly looked at Julien and waddled to him. " Ya know Julien. we NEVER get to hang out....wanna get some snowcones later?" She asked. Julien forgot to breath for a second, and he answered. "It's a date!" He exclaimed, running to find Maurice. "Oh, no it's not....hahah...." Lilly muttered to herself. Phase 1 complete...now the pranking can begin.

PART 2 COMING SOON!
posted by skipperfan5431
The roach told Skipper and Kitka everything they needed to know. How Kowalski used the poor little dude as a distraction, then how he pushed Lilly down and switched her bow for one that had a sticky green substance on it. Also, he had made a little discovery. When Kowalski and Lilly went top-side, he found a small vile with the sticky green substance spilling onto the floor! It had a heart drawn on it which to animals, usualy meant....love potion. " Thank you my tiny friend. I salute you honesty and cooperation." Skipper said with a grin as he held the cute little pest in his flipper. " Skipper!...
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posted by 67Dodge
The woods were so remote that Kowalski had trouble looking for any body of water, the only paths there were so thin that he had to walk sideways, and Skipper, being so fat, had to suck his breath in to fit between the foliage. 'We're getting nowhere with this!!! Why me? I could've stayed and tortured Private or have a cup of coffee with him than end up with this mad scientist with little tracking experience!!' yelled Skipper, kicking a tree stump but screaming then, he hopped around on one foot. 'Now Skipper, calm down, we all got only 4 hours of sleep, we're cranky, hungry, and exhausted,...
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posted by 67Dodge
The next day, Detective Kowalski Arbogast was looking around the motel, he soon headed to the ice box, there was a red liquid drops, and he lifted the cover. He screamed as he found a severed hand, Kowalski gasped as he pulled it out to reveal that it was an entire arm, attached to a shoulder and severed at the shoulder blade. 'This is the arm of what might be a murdered penguin,' said Kowalski at a speech, 'There are a mass murders in the area, a girl penguin went missing after playing with her toys near Ms. Bates's home, and found dead in a creek three days later, another case, an otter by...
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posted by skipperfan5431
"Let me see that Private." Kowalski grabbed the feather and popped it into his mouth. *eewww!* when he took it out, he was able to detect it's origin. " Let's see....fish.....and DANISHES!" He exclaimed. " HANS!" Skipper yelled, finally adding two and two together. The team had confused looks on their faces. " Wait...that kid said there were more than one kidnapers. How did Hans get more puffins to come to New York?" Lilly asked, shrugging her shoulders. " I don't know." Skipper answered, "But I don't want to stand around and find out!"
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HOBOKEN ZOO (PUFFIN...
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posted by anna447
As marlene and skipper were takeing a walk down to the zooviner shop skipper said "hay marlene" marlene said "what?" skipper tuched her and said "TAG your it" malene cashed after him saying "HEY NO FARE" they chased etchother loling.when they we're done they we're tird.skipper siad "what fun that was.I'm tird" marlene replied "me too" that sat down. thay held ecthothers paw/flipper.meanwile kawalski rico and privete were ganna frighten marlene and skipper. they saw marlene and skipper and sneked behind the zoo bench and yelled "arrrrgh" skipper and marlene scremed as loud as they could.then...
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posted by skipperfan5431
ON-TOP OF THE MONUMENT!!!!
The clone hung Lilly and Marlene upside-down from the monument. To make matters worse, Lilly is afraid of HEIGHTS! (go figure huh?) " Lilly,Lilly,Lilly.You had the chance to be mine forever, but instead you wanted to hit." The clone turns his head to reveal an eye-patch covering his other eye! *lol! She poked his eye out!* Lilly smiled proudly. " Yeah, next i'll go for the other one and make it even!" She mocked. " Oohhh, BURRRN!" Marlene teased. Then, he lost his temper, he cut the rope that was teathering Lilly to the ground, and down she fell.
The clone moved to...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
The Techicolor Phase by Owl City

PoMified by EppogirlXD

I am the red in the dynamite,
Sticks that you light up and make explode,
And I am the white in the files,
That seem to exile into different codes.

I am the green in the blankets,
That you wrap up with the other sheets,
And I am the blue in your big surrounding pool,
Which separates the platform and the wide zoo street.

If you cut me I suppose I would bleed,
The colors of the evening stars.
You can go anywhere you wish
Cause I'll be there, wherever you are.
(wherever you are)
(wherever you are)

(I will always be your keys
when we are lost in the Technicolor...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly looked at a detination device hanging over her head. The time ticked on the time of 5 minutes! " Sweet doggie daycare! We have to evacuate now!" Skipper yelled. " We can't Skipper! Theres enough C-4 in that bomb to take out the whole continent of North America!" Lilly yelled. " Besides, while MY team is here, im completely out of YOUR juristiction! You and your team can go, but were fighting ti'll the end!" Skipper as shocked at what his operative just said to him. Yet, he respected her for it.He grabbed a fist full of wires and went to work, side-by-side with Lilly.
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posted by skipperfan5431
BACK AT THE LAIR!
Blowhole looks evily at the four tied up female penguins. " You thought you had me fooled, but you are NO MATCH for my evil genious!" Blowhole laughed, then resumed talking. " Now that I have the plans for the Electolizer, I will be invincable! And the first thing im going to do is destroy your little boyfriend, Skipper!" Lilly blushed as her team looked teasingly at her . " He is NOT my boyfriend!" Lilly testified, her face glowing red. " Don't worry girls, he won't be doing anything evil as long as were here." She assured to her team. " But Lilly,were completely powerless...
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posted by skipperfan5431
About 4 hours later, The plane lands at Blowhole's new lair. Doris and Blowhole exited side-by-side, each on a Blowhole issued mopad. " Here are the plans dear." Doris said in a thick Russian accent. " Yes! I have finally fooled those idiotic pen-gu-ins once and for all!"Said Blowhole proudly. "I knew nobody would suspect you Doris." " Guess again Blowhole!" Said a small feminin voice. It was Lilly, standing heroicly at the top of the plane with her girls at her side! " You!" Blowhole cried with a shocked look of defeat on his face. Then, that look turned into a evil grin. " LOBSTERS!" He yelled,...
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After everyone ate their snowcones, Skipper, Kowalski, Private and Rico felt...really...really...sleepy. (However did you think THAT happened?) So they all go to sleep. Accept for Lilly, who took the vile out from under her pillow and ran to Marlene's habitat. On the way to Marlene's habitat however, Julien stops Lilly in her tracks. " Oh hello Lilly. How coincidental it is to be seeing you here like this." Says Julien trying to play cool. You had to admire his consistantcy.lol. Julien's eyes suddenly get fixed on Lilly's vile. " Aha! Now I see why youre in such a hurry to see me!" Lilly rolls...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
Skipper stood at Marlene’s cave entrance, right between the inside and outside of her cave, where Marlene couldn’t see him. Maybe she doesn’t remember, he thought, but who could forget when someone was being mean and rude to you? He felt like he had this big burden resting on his shoulders.

Still wondering whether to go in and apologize or whether to chicken out and go home, Skipper’s foot accidentally protruded into Marlene’s cave light.

“Skipper?” Marlene asked curiously, wondering if the foot she saw sticking into her room was his. She was sitting on her bed, ready to go to...
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posted by kowalskielol
SKY DWELLERS
Once or twice around the corners of Windwall drive, a familiar, yet still unknown, cloaked man (or a least we thought it was a man) would appear almost as if he was invisibe and visible again. He would raise his hands to the always murky sky and mutter strange words and disappear again. The strangest thing was that whenever he set off on that spot, it would start to rain, despite the weather reports. Mum said her sister said he did that all the time,and that I should get used to it while we were staying here. My name is Randy Sky , and me and my mum are visiting my aunt Marsha...
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posted by kowalskielol
hey have you noticed the big piece of stone in central park? the one where crazy Marlene took Julian? the place where
the lost treasure of the golden squril had something to do with it? have you ever wondered what it was?
well that, is an obelisk.
ancient Egyptians built it thousands of years ago, and it still survives today. they crated 3, and one, known as cleopatras needle, is located in london, another in paris, and one in new york, central park.
it is covered in hieroglyphics, carved by the most skilled scribes. artisans(crafts people) chipped it piece by piece it to perfection, and they stand almost 68 feet high. theese are magnificent monuments, and i was suprized to see one in the penguins of Madagascar.
well i hope you enjoyed your hisory lesson! :3
SHADOW
SHADOW
here just rember the last thing on chapter 3 rember he cat named shadow if u dont rembmer read like the last 5 sentences
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"so shadow what brings you here?" skipper asked
" saw a mouse,chased it,got lost!" shadow explined
"no what was this big monster you were talking about?"private asked
" he is HUGE! got big fangs big claws and orange too!" shadow dicribe.
"so do you know anyone?"marlene asked
"dang you guys asked sooo much quetions! well i was friends with this huge tiger but something bad happend"

"maby shadow here kows ming"kowlski wisperd to...
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Operation: Hippie Heroine        
10/11/2010
Skipper pulled the binoculars down from his eyes, "Kowalski, report." When there was no answer, Skipper turned around to see his scientific friend dancing around with an iPod. "I FEEL LIKE A HERO, AND YOU ARE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOINE." Private looked amused, "Skippa, can I do that?" Rico started hopping around mimicking Kowalski. Skipper slapped himself, "Can we please save to concerts for later? Rico!" Rico slapped Kowalski, "Uh? Oh yes." He took the ear buds out, "How may I help you sir?" Skipper raised an eyebrow....
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posted by Veki-san
It was a cold night of October and there were only two weeks before it was Halloween, everyone in the zoo started to decorate for the celebration, Julien and his servants were very confused with all the preparations for the celebration.

—Maurice!!! —the lemur King shouted alarmed. —Maurice, come here now!!! —soon, the aye-aye lemur approached to him.

—What´s the problem your majesty? —Maurice asked him worried, but then he looked how Alice was putting a pumpkin with a scary face on the habitat of the lemurs, she seemed a little less grumpy than normal. —What´s that thing? —Maurice...
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posted by Tripenguinman
***Author's Note: I never plan an ending in mind while I write, so be prepared if my stories suck. Just thought I'd let you guys know.***

For how long will you try?
How long until you walk away?
Your facade can't disguise
That you're in misery!

-Facade by Disturbed

So let the war begin!
You're far from innocent!
Hell, I just don't know where it'll end!
You are the one to blame!
You've made a habit of fucking up my life!

-Deciver! by Disturbed

PROLOGUE: THE FIRST DECITE

I opened my eyes slowly and looked into the darkness just outside. Another day was coming... another damn day. God, it'd be easier if someone...
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posted by TeamPeeta649
Days have gone by and all of the penguins have talked to Tara, except Skipper. Tara now has her own bunk on the other wall but is still not part of the team.

Private:walks up to Tara, who is laying in her bunk staring up at the wall with no expression on her face. "Tara. Are you ok?"
Tara:looks down at the young penguin and smiles. "I'm fine. Just a little bummed cause I am not part of your team yet."
Private:"Well I am sure Skippa will realize what a great addition to the team you will be soon. Besides, Rico, Kowalski, and I already consider you as part of the team."
Tara:"Really?"
Private:"Yes....
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Here comes chapter 4;)

CHAPTER 4: In sickness and in health

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Next day...
"Dahahahah!" Take that you freaky little pigeon!" laughed Terry.
"Hey, watch it!" shouted Frankie the pigeon when the plastic bullet collided with his bum. Rico and Terry burst out in loud laughter. But her face fell when she spotted her older brother, standing in front of her, his eyes frowned, his handsome face distorted in a grimace of disapproval.
"What?" she said, confused.
"You give this thing back to me, pronto!" he demanded, stretching his flipper out.
"Oh maaan! Can't we just have some fun!" sighed Terry.
"I won't tolerate...
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