I kind of just wanted to make a silly and ridiculous New Year's fanfic.
Sitting alone in her house Regina decided to make herself a list of New Year's resolutions. None of which actually pertained to her or anything. Nope. She had done enough changing for one year. These resolutions she compiled for the residents of Storybrooke, because she knew exactly what flaw they should work on. And Hook's 'My goals are to pick up twice as many chicks and grow my goatee out thrice as sexily' just didn't cut it for the mayor. So the mayor sat there writing out a list that read thusly;
"Get a real job and...
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