Pinkie, and Fluttershy rushed into the stallion's room where Bartholomew was taking a shower, but somehow fell asleep.
Pinkie Pie: Mr Perfect?
Fluttershy: The 55th?
Bartholomew: *sleeping*
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* Wake up, this is important.
Bartholomew: *wakes up* AAAHHHHH!!! *falls asleep again*
Fluttershy: Bart?
Bartholomew: *wakes up* Don't call me that. What do you want?
Pinkie Pie: We heard you have an aunt that lives in Santa Rosita.
Bartholomew: I do?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. She sent us to take you to her. We gotta fly there.
And speaking of flying
Pilot: *flying plane*
Spike: *looks at traffic*
driver: *honks horn*
Spike: All the cars are going faster! Can't we get more speed?!
Pilot: Going fast uses more fuel, and will cost extra!
Spike: How much?!
Pilot: $50!
Spike: I'll pay when we land!
Pilot: NOW
Spike: What?
Pilot: You have to pay NOW
Spike: Fine
Rarity: *screams* There's a bug on the windshield! GET IT!!
Spike: *breaks window*
Pilot: Hey! You're damaging my aircraft.
Sean: *ties up Twilight* That will teach you to prevent us from kissing.
Twilight: Man, if you crash don't say I didn't warn ya.
Rainbow Dash: Whatever *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*
Rainbow Dash: Uh, did you remember to put air in that deflated tire?
deflated tire: *falls off*
Sean: Nope.
Twilight: *breaks free*
Mirage: *stops* Ma'am, are you alright?
Twilight: You!
Mirage: You!
Twilight: You gotta help, Sean & Rainbow Dash tied me up to a tree, and attacked me!
Mirage: Gentlecolts never slap a mare! You may be annoying, but I'll help you.
Twilight: Man, I ain't annoyin!
Further up the road
Sam: *driving*
old pony: Hey! STOP
Sam: *stops* What's the matter?
old pony: It's my wife! She's sick, I need to get to her, and my bus broke down!
Sam: Yeah yeah, I'll help get in
old pony: *gets in*
Sam: *drives* This road is bumpy! No wonder your wife got sick.
Back at the police station
Culpepper: *calls his wife*
??: Hello?
Culpepper: Billy Sue, it's your dad sweetheart. Could you get your mom on the line?
BS: Sure.
Wife: Hello?
Culpepper: Honey, I did it!
Wife: Did what?
Culpepper: I solved the Robbin' Bob case.
Wife: Now what the buck is the Robbin Bob case?
Culpepper: The case I've been trying to solve for 15 years. It's over, I'll get paid a lot of money, and we'll go on a vacation.
Wife: Will Billy Sue come with us?
Culpepper: NO! Just the two of us.
Back to Sam, again.
Sam: HOLD IT! This hill is too steep!
old pony: Oh shut up, my Bus can go up this hill.
Sam: Alright. Here we go *drives down hill* This will be a pain to go back up.
old pony: Ok, that's far enough. Thank you
Sam: Your welcome *drives away*
colt: *watching*
Sam: *floors it up hill*
Sam's car almost made it up, but it wouldn't go any further. Pretty soon, it went back down
Sam: For Celestia's sake! *hits dashboard* There has to be another way to the main road!!!
colt: I can show you a way to the main road
Sam: You can? Where?
colt: I'll show you.
Sam: Alright. Get in my car, and you'll get a dollar.
colt: 3 dollars.
Sam: Oh fine *mumbles*
2 B continued
Pinkie Pie: Mr Perfect?
Fluttershy: The 55th?
Bartholomew: *sleeping*
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* Wake up, this is important.
Bartholomew: *wakes up* AAAHHHHH!!! *falls asleep again*
Fluttershy: Bart?
Bartholomew: *wakes up* Don't call me that. What do you want?
Pinkie Pie: We heard you have an aunt that lives in Santa Rosita.
Bartholomew: I do?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. She sent us to take you to her. We gotta fly there.
And speaking of flying
Pilot: *flying plane*
Spike: *looks at traffic*
driver: *honks horn*
Spike: All the cars are going faster! Can't we get more speed?!
Pilot: Going fast uses more fuel, and will cost extra!
Spike: How much?!
Pilot: $50!
Spike: I'll pay when we land!
Pilot: NOW
Spike: What?
Pilot: You have to pay NOW
Spike: Fine
Rarity: *screams* There's a bug on the windshield! GET IT!!
Spike: *breaks window*
Pilot: Hey! You're damaging my aircraft.
Sean: *ties up Twilight* That will teach you to prevent us from kissing.
Twilight: Man, if you crash don't say I didn't warn ya.
Rainbow Dash: Whatever *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*
Rainbow Dash: Uh, did you remember to put air in that deflated tire?
deflated tire: *falls off*
Sean: Nope.
Twilight: *breaks free*
Mirage: *stops* Ma'am, are you alright?
Twilight: You!
Mirage: You!
Twilight: You gotta help, Sean & Rainbow Dash tied me up to a tree, and attacked me!
Mirage: Gentlecolts never slap a mare! You may be annoying, but I'll help you.
Twilight: Man, I ain't annoyin!
Further up the road
Sam: *driving*
old pony: Hey! STOP
Sam: *stops* What's the matter?
old pony: It's my wife! She's sick, I need to get to her, and my bus broke down!
Sam: Yeah yeah, I'll help get in
old pony: *gets in*
Sam: *drives* This road is bumpy! No wonder your wife got sick.
Back at the police station
Culpepper: *calls his wife*
??: Hello?
Culpepper: Billy Sue, it's your dad sweetheart. Could you get your mom on the line?
BS: Sure.
Wife: Hello?
Culpepper: Honey, I did it!
Wife: Did what?
Culpepper: I solved the Robbin' Bob case.
Wife: Now what the buck is the Robbin Bob case?
Culpepper: The case I've been trying to solve for 15 years. It's over, I'll get paid a lot of money, and we'll go on a vacation.
Wife: Will Billy Sue come with us?
Culpepper: NO! Just the two of us.
Back to Sam, again.
Sam: HOLD IT! This hill is too steep!
old pony: Oh shut up, my Bus can go up this hill.
Sam: Alright. Here we go *drives down hill* This will be a pain to go back up.
old pony: Ok, that's far enough. Thank you
Sam: Your welcome *drives away*
colt: *watching*
Sam: *floors it up hill*
Sam's car almost made it up, but it wouldn't go any further. Pretty soon, it went back down
Sam: For Celestia's sake! *hits dashboard* There has to be another way to the main road!!!
colt: I can show you a way to the main road
Sam: You can? Where?
colt: I'll show you.
Sam: Alright. Get in my car, and you'll get a dollar.
colt: 3 dollars.
Sam: Oh fine *mumbles*
2 B continued
The old pony's bus
A part of Ponyville by 2031
I know that this really has nothing to do with MLP but could you all please sign this petition or something really bad will happen to the internet.
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Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)
"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.
Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."
That is from the article. Please sign.
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Basically it's to stop CISPA (Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act)
"CISPA is about information sharing. It creates broad legal exemptions that allow the government to share "cyber threat intelligence" with private companies, and companies to share "cyber threat information" with the government, for the purposes of enhancing cybersecurity. The problems arise from the definitions of these terms, especially when it comes to companies sharing data with the feds.
Please sign and share this petition so that we can protect the internet and our privacy."
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Chapter 1:the spell
“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” Applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a circle in Twilight's library.
“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need you five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.
“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.
“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.
“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” Applejack yawned.
“me too.” Rainbow dash said sleepily.
After a few more seconds all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the Library was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
“so, why did ya'll bring us here?” Applejack asked, the six ponies were sitting in a circle in Twilight's library.
“I'm going to try out a new spell, I need you five to help.” Twilight explained before she started the spell. Purple light filled the room.
“uh, Twilight, is this supposed to happen?” Spike asked.
“i think so, don't remember everything about what I read.” Twilight replied.
“I'm feelin mighty tired sugarcube.” Applejack yawned.
“me too.” Rainbow dash said sleepily.
After a few more seconds all the ponies, and Spike were out cold on the ground, the Library was gone, nopony was awake enough to notice as they all continued to slumber.
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!
I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.
This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how you guys have been acting around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for acting like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.
I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and more people.I hope you all read this.Please comment below if you like.
I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.
This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how you guys have been acting around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for acting like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.
I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and more people.I hope you all read this.Please comment below if you like.
