Pinkie, and Fluttershy rushed into the stallion's room where Bartholomew was taking a shower, but somehow fell asleep.
Pinkie Pie: Mr Perfect?
Fluttershy: The 55th?
Bartholomew: *sleeping*
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* Wake up, this is important.
Bartholomew: *wakes up* AAAHHHHH!!! *falls asleep again*
Fluttershy: Bart?
Bartholomew: *wakes up* Don't call me that. What do you want?
Pinkie Pie: We heard you have an aunt that lives in Santa Rosita.
Bartholomew: I do?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. She sent us to take you to her. We gotta fly there.
And speaking of flying
Pilot: *flying plane*
Spike: *looks at traffic*
driver: *honks horn*
Spike: All the cars are going faster! Can't we get more speed?!
Pilot: Going fast uses more fuel, and will cost extra!
Spike: How much?!
Pilot: $50!
Spike: I'll pay when we land!
Pilot: NOW
Spike: What?
Pilot: You have to pay NOW
Spike: Fine
Rarity: *screams* There's a bug on the windshield! GET IT!!
Spike: *breaks window*
Pilot: Hey! You're damaging my aircraft.
Sean: *ties up Twilight* That will teach you to prevent us from kissing.
Twilight: Man, if you crash don't say I didn't warn ya.
Rainbow Dash: Whatever *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*
Rainbow Dash: Uh, did you remember to put air in that deflated tire?
deflated tire: *falls off*
Sean: Nope.
Twilight: *breaks free*
Mirage: *stops* Ma'am, are you alright?
Twilight: You!
Mirage: You!
Twilight: You gotta help, Sean & Rainbow Dash tied me up to a tree, and attacked me!
Mirage: Gentlecolts never slap a mare! You may be annoying, but I'll help you.
Twilight: Man, I ain't annoyin!
Further up the road
Sam: *driving*
old pony: Hey! STOP
Sam: *stops* What's the matter?
old pony: It's my wife! She's sick, I need to get to her, and my bus broke down!
Sam: Yeah yeah, I'll help get in
old pony: *gets in*
Sam: *drives* This road is bumpy! No wonder your wife got sick.
Back at the police station
Culpepper: *calls his wife*
??: Hello?
Culpepper: Billy Sue, it's your dad sweetheart. Could you get your mom on the line?
BS: Sure.
Wife: Hello?
Culpepper: Honey, I did it!
Wife: Did what?
Culpepper: I solved the Robbin' Bob case.
Wife: Now what the buck is the Robbin Bob case?
Culpepper: The case I've been trying to solve for 15 years. It's over, I'll get paid a lot of money, and we'll go on a vacation.
Wife: Will Billy Sue come with us?
Culpepper: NO! Just the two of us.
Back to Sam, again.
Sam: HOLD IT! This hill is too steep!
old pony: Oh shut up, my Bus can go up this hill.
Sam: Alright. Here we go *drives down hill* This will be a pain to go back up.
old pony: Ok, that's far enough. Thank you
Sam: Your welcome *drives away*
colt: *watching*
Sam: *floors it up hill*
Sam's car almost made it up, but it wouldn't go any further. Pretty soon, it went back down
Sam: For Celestia's sake! *hits dashboard* There has to be another way to the main road!!!
colt: I can show you a way to the main road
Sam: You can? Where?
colt: I'll show you.
Sam: Alright. Get in my car, and you'll get a dollar.
colt: 3 dollars.
Sam: Oh fine *mumbles*
2 B continued
Pinkie Pie: Mr Perfect?
Fluttershy: The 55th?
Bartholomew: *sleeping*
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* Wake up, this is important.
Bartholomew: *wakes up* AAAHHHHH!!! *falls asleep again*
Fluttershy: Bart?
Bartholomew: *wakes up* Don't call me that. What do you want?
Pinkie Pie: We heard you have an aunt that lives in Santa Rosita.
Bartholomew: I do?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. She sent us to take you to her. We gotta fly there.
And speaking of flying
Pilot: *flying plane*
Spike: *looks at traffic*
driver: *honks horn*
Spike: All the cars are going faster! Can't we get more speed?!
Pilot: Going fast uses more fuel, and will cost extra!
Spike: How much?!
Pilot: $50!
Spike: I'll pay when we land!
Pilot: NOW
Spike: What?
Pilot: You have to pay NOW
Spike: Fine
Rarity: *screams* There's a bug on the windshield! GET IT!!
Spike: *breaks window*
Pilot: Hey! You're damaging my aircraft.
Sean: *ties up Twilight* That will teach you to prevent us from kissing.
Twilight: Man, if you crash don't say I didn't warn ya.
Rainbow Dash: Whatever *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*
Rainbow Dash: Uh, did you remember to put air in that deflated tire?
deflated tire: *falls off*
Sean: Nope.
Twilight: *breaks free*
Mirage: *stops* Ma'am, are you alright?
Twilight: You!
Mirage: You!
Twilight: You gotta help, Sean & Rainbow Dash tied me up to a tree, and attacked me!
Mirage: Gentlecolts never slap a mare! You may be annoying, but I'll help you.
Twilight: Man, I ain't annoyin!
Further up the road
Sam: *driving*
old pony: Hey! STOP
Sam: *stops* What's the matter?
old pony: It's my wife! She's sick, I need to get to her, and my bus broke down!
Sam: Yeah yeah, I'll help get in
old pony: *gets in*
Sam: *drives* This road is bumpy! No wonder your wife got sick.
Back at the police station
Culpepper: *calls his wife*
??: Hello?
Culpepper: Billy Sue, it's your dad sweetheart. Could you get your mom on the line?
BS: Sure.
Wife: Hello?
Culpepper: Honey, I did it!
Wife: Did what?
Culpepper: I solved the Robbin' Bob case.
Wife: Now what the buck is the Robbin Bob case?
Culpepper: The case I've been trying to solve for 15 years. It's over, I'll get paid a lot of money, and we'll go on a vacation.
Wife: Will Billy Sue come with us?
Culpepper: NO! Just the two of us.
Back to Sam, again.
Sam: HOLD IT! This hill is too steep!
old pony: Oh shut up, my Bus can go up this hill.
Sam: Alright. Here we go *drives down hill* This will be a pain to go back up.
old pony: Ok, that's far enough. Thank you
Sam: Your welcome *drives away*
colt: *watching*
Sam: *floors it up hill*
Sam's car almost made it up, but it wouldn't go any further. Pretty soon, it went back down
Sam: For Celestia's sake! *hits dashboard* There has to be another way to the main road!!!
colt: I can show you a way to the main road
Sam: You can? Where?
colt: I'll show you.
Sam: Alright. Get in my car, and you'll get a dollar.
colt: 3 dollars.
Sam: Oh fine *mumbles*
2 B continued
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR FRIENDS but i forgive you now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed you to do you need any help dashy"
"ya can you um(looks aroud) can you clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back you must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE YOU SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"