Pinkie, and Fluttershy rushed into the stallion's room where Bartholomew was taking a shower, but somehow fell asleep.
Pinkie Pie: Mr Perfect?
Fluttershy: The 55th?
Bartholomew: *sleeping*
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* Wake up, this is important.
Bartholomew: *wakes up* AAAHHHHH!!! *falls asleep again*
Fluttershy: Bart?
Bartholomew: *wakes up* Don't call me that. What do you want?
Pinkie Pie: We heard you have an aunt that lives in Santa Rosita.
Bartholomew: I do?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. She sent us to take you to her. We gotta fly there.
And speaking of flying
Pilot: *flying plane*
Spike: *looks at traffic*
driver: *honks horn*
Spike: All the cars are going faster! Can't we get more speed?!
Pilot: Going fast uses more fuel, and will cost extra!
Spike: How much?!
Pilot: $50!
Spike: I'll pay when we land!
Pilot: NOW
Spike: What?
Pilot: You have to pay NOW
Spike: Fine
Rarity: *screams* There's a bug on the windshield! GET IT!!
Spike: *breaks window*
Pilot: Hey! You're damaging my aircraft.
Sean: *ties up Twilight* That will teach you to prevent us from kissing.
Twilight: Man, if you crash don't say I didn't warn ya.
Rainbow Dash: Whatever *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*
Rainbow Dash: Uh, did you remember to put air in that deflated tire?
deflated tire: *falls off*
Sean: Nope.
Twilight: *breaks free*
Mirage: *stops* Ma'am, are you alright?
Twilight: You!
Mirage: You!
Twilight: You gotta help, Sean & Rainbow Dash tied me up to a tree, and attacked me!
Mirage: Gentlecolts never slap a mare! You may be annoying, but I'll help you.
Twilight: Man, I ain't annoyin!
Further up the road
Sam: *driving*
old pony: Hey! STOP
Sam: *stops* What's the matter?
old pony: It's my wife! She's sick, I need to get to her, and my bus broke down!
Sam: Yeah yeah, I'll help get in
old pony: *gets in*
Sam: *drives* This road is bumpy! No wonder your wife got sick.
Back at the police station
Culpepper: *calls his wife*
??: Hello?
Culpepper: Billy Sue, it's your dad sweetheart. Could you get your mom on the line?
BS: Sure.
Wife: Hello?
Culpepper: Honey, I did it!
Wife: Did what?
Culpepper: I solved the Robbin' Bob case.
Wife: Now what the buck is the Robbin Bob case?
Culpepper: The case I've been trying to solve for 15 years. It's over, I'll get paid a lot of money, and we'll go on a vacation.
Wife: Will Billy Sue come with us?
Culpepper: NO! Just the two of us.
Back to Sam, again.
Sam: HOLD IT! This hill is too steep!
old pony: Oh shut up, my Bus can go up this hill.
Sam: Alright. Here we go *drives down hill* This will be a pain to go back up.
old pony: Ok, that's far enough. Thank you
Sam: Your welcome *drives away*
colt: *watching*
Sam: *floors it up hill*
Sam's car almost made it up, but it wouldn't go any further. Pretty soon, it went back down
Sam: For Celestia's sake! *hits dashboard* There has to be another way to the main road!!!
colt: I can show you a way to the main road
Sam: You can? Where?
colt: I'll show you.
Sam: Alright. Get in my car, and you'll get a dollar.
colt: 3 dollars.
Sam: Oh fine *mumbles*
2 B continued
Pinkie Pie: Mr Perfect?
Fluttershy: The 55th?
Bartholomew: *sleeping*
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* Wake up, this is important.
Bartholomew: *wakes up* AAAHHHHH!!! *falls asleep again*
Fluttershy: Bart?
Bartholomew: *wakes up* Don't call me that. What do you want?
Pinkie Pie: We heard you have an aunt that lives in Santa Rosita.
Bartholomew: I do?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. She sent us to take you to her. We gotta fly there.
And speaking of flying
Pilot: *flying plane*
Spike: *looks at traffic*
driver: *honks horn*
Spike: All the cars are going faster! Can't we get more speed?!
Pilot: Going fast uses more fuel, and will cost extra!
Spike: How much?!
Pilot: $50!
Spike: I'll pay when we land!
Pilot: NOW
Spike: What?
Pilot: You have to pay NOW
Spike: Fine
Rarity: *screams* There's a bug on the windshield! GET IT!!
Spike: *breaks window*
Pilot: Hey! You're damaging my aircraft.
Sean: *ties up Twilight* That will teach you to prevent us from kissing.
Twilight: Man, if you crash don't say I didn't warn ya.
Rainbow Dash: Whatever *gets in car*
Sean: *drives*
Rainbow Dash: Uh, did you remember to put air in that deflated tire?
deflated tire: *falls off*
Sean: Nope.
Twilight: *breaks free*
Mirage: *stops* Ma'am, are you alright?
Twilight: You!
Mirage: You!
Twilight: You gotta help, Sean & Rainbow Dash tied me up to a tree, and attacked me!
Mirage: Gentlecolts never slap a mare! You may be annoying, but I'll help you.
Twilight: Man, I ain't annoyin!
Further up the road
Sam: *driving*
old pony: Hey! STOP
Sam: *stops* What's the matter?
old pony: It's my wife! She's sick, I need to get to her, and my bus broke down!
Sam: Yeah yeah, I'll help get in
old pony: *gets in*
Sam: *drives* This road is bumpy! No wonder your wife got sick.
Back at the police station
Culpepper: *calls his wife*
??: Hello?
Culpepper: Billy Sue, it's your dad sweetheart. Could you get your mom on the line?
BS: Sure.
Wife: Hello?
Culpepper: Honey, I did it!
Wife: Did what?
Culpepper: I solved the Robbin' Bob case.
Wife: Now what the buck is the Robbin Bob case?
Culpepper: The case I've been trying to solve for 15 years. It's over, I'll get paid a lot of money, and we'll go on a vacation.
Wife: Will Billy Sue come with us?
Culpepper: NO! Just the two of us.
Back to Sam, again.
Sam: HOLD IT! This hill is too steep!
old pony: Oh shut up, my Bus can go up this hill.
Sam: Alright. Here we go *drives down hill* This will be a pain to go back up.
old pony: Ok, that's far enough. Thank you
Sam: Your welcome *drives away*
colt: *watching*
Sam: *floors it up hill*
Sam's car almost made it up, but it wouldn't go any further. Pretty soon, it went back down
Sam: For Celestia's sake! *hits dashboard* There has to be another way to the main road!!!
colt: I can show you a way to the main road
Sam: You can? Where?
colt: I'll show you.
Sam: Alright. Get in my car, and you'll get a dollar.
colt: 3 dollars.
Sam: Oh fine *mumbles*
2 B continued
The old pony's bus
Toothy
Pinkie pie: what are you doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt by them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt by them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
