Dick Figures - First Day of School

Freddy and Ganger managed to escape hell. But while thinking of their plan. First they need to distract or kill Carly and Seras. So they unleash a the character, Blastic Blamber. AKA Brutaloo who you may remember from UNLIKELY HEROES. Where she tried to take over Scootaloo's life, but her explosive temper gave her away in 5 minutes.

Brutaloo runs into Carly's sister Tracy. Who questions if Brutaloo is one of those cartoon ponies. As Brutaloo still takes that Scootaloo form, as it's the only one she knows. But Blastic says she's a demon.

Tracy: Are you one of the nice ones?

Brutaloo: ... Yes.

Tracy:...

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored by a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized glove weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told you if you keep falling asleep, their gonna kick you outta here"...

RED:


A sex-obsessed party maniac who goes around all the time getting drunk, having sex, and swearing at everybody. He is a very loud and immature. Which can make him very entertaining of a character. And he's the second most popular next to Lord Tourettes. The movie reveals he is appearently an alien (which is never brought up again).


BLUE:


The only sane one. Blue is level headed, calm. But also depressed and whiny. Although it may seem as though Blue is the kind of guy who would never go on a crazy sex party like...

Meanwhile, Lazlow Jones is seen flirting with failed dancers.. Well.. If you call "lying about his penis size" flirting. Creeped out, they all leave.

"... What happened to you Lazlow?" Asked now 22 year old Pinkie (two years older than Carly). Wearing the same black hoodie and sweat pants her mother wore the day of her death.. Ironically enough.

"What you mean?" Lazlo asked.

"Come on Lazlow.. You may of always been a shitty brother.. But were a 'decent' person once.. What became of you?" Pinkie asked.

"You know what happened sis.I got hooked on cocaine." Lazlow admitted.

"Whatever. Let me check...

I'll skip to after the heist. I have more ideas for after it than for the job itself. But if you're wondering Seras was the one who rides with Michael. Paige and Adam are found with Lester after the heist.

Several days later at Michael's house. Hotel Transylvania is seen on the big TV.

Dracula: Listen to me, you are never to return here. Your are to stay away and tell no humans about this place. Or I will track you down, and suck every ounce of blood from you body, until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!

"This is supposed to be a kids movie?" Carly asked, seemingly annoyed.

"Least there...

Simpsons list: UNINTENTONALLY UNSYMPATHIC:

Lets get playfully cynical tonight, yaaaaay..



#1: Frank Grimes: One of the main premises of this episode was the concept of a real person having to put up with Homer Simpson. And Homer's annoying tendencies and stupidity were amped up a lot more than he usually was as if the writers were specifically trying to make Homer so obnoxious the viewers would have no choice but to sympathize with Frank.. Unfortunately though, Homer never “technically” did anything wrong. And Frank himself comes across as a judgemental, selfish, self-pitying, and uptight...