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#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest you read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming or killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.

#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could you say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...
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(Considered the first story I EVER wrote, originally wrote sometime in 2003 or 2004, based loosely Call of Duty 3.. But the story was rewritten and made public, August 23, 2013, here was the result)




FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James Crow was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed by one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks kind of like the one Captain Prices has in the Call of Duty games), he also has...
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EPISODE 5: (Simpsons)

So I remember having a character, Maggie, who's a bartender. She's also gay, but nobody seems to mind or care. Mostly cause she doesn't act stereotypical about, you honestly wouldn't know on first impression. Anyway, her bar is having financial trouble. Saten chooses to tell her buddy about a drink recipe that he accidentally invented one night when he actually did have a flu. Saying cough syrup into some whiskey, and when it fell onto a candle, it ended tasting amazing.

After trying said drink out, Maggie steals his idea, renames the drink after herself. Honestly one of...
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i like how Peter dont give a shit about that cat scratching him lol
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#1: CLAMS:
My favorite as a kid. And still funny years later.
Krabs steals the show..


#2: CAN YOU SPARE A DIME:
The best example of why Pre Movie Spongebob is "real spongebob", is how he respondes to the situration..
Squidward begins taking advantage of Spongebob. But instead of being abnoxiously blind to it like he would in modern episodes. Spongebob reacts with sarcasm and trying to smack it into Squidward's head "you need a job". And than nearly killing Krabs for not rehiring him..


#3: SOMETHING SMELLS:
This time is Patrick who steals the show.
I would do a reaction video to this one if I could...
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EPISODE 1:

Twilight Sparkle: I said no magic. You were supposed to do it by hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make more sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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Garbage day!
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