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ROCK ISLAND HORRORS:

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#1:

"You have ten seconds to tell me who you are, before I remotely detonate the C4 under the table, and that room your in explodes like a pop bottle!" Willis's voice told her, knowing that Carly was following him, and believed she might be a threat.

"JESUS!" Carly shouted in shock.

"I doubt it.. 5 seconds!" Willis's voice replied.

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#2:

"Tell me?.. Are you a Patriot, Mrs Townley?"

"I.. I guess" Carly nervously replied.

"Excellent, we have that in common. There's a REASON I have the American...
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Kim runs to a 4 wheeler. Willis chasing her. Kim pulls out her standard M1911 pistol shooting at Willis but only had 4 shots left but still managed to distract Willis as he jumped in cover. Kim threw her empty pistol at him and made her escape. Willis shooting for the wheels but she gets away. Willis also finds a 4 wheeler, continuing the chase.

Willis chases Kim to where she left a water plane. And she managed to stay far enough ahead and runs for the plane.

Near it she is nicely greeted by Royal Army soldiers. Guess they now see her as an ally.

"Mrs Lancer, what's the ru-"

"I need that plane.....
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of my favorite animes (But even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big anime fan). I had been meaning to see this show ever sense the abridged series started making the show more wildly known. As each episode of said abrdged series got strong views, and now you can't talk about Hellsing with quoting it. So lets get started..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about...
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This is it, this is the full story. I always wanted to make it into an actual story.. When Figment closed on me, Fanpop is my option.. So here we go...

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1980:

Sadie Amber is a former babysitter of Pinkie Jones/Lancer. But her adoptive brother Lazlow tried to molest Sadie, and she ended up moving to Vice. Pinkie understandably enraged at Lazlow, for nearly ruining her friendship.

She becomes involved in GTA Vice City, I never played myself,...
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#1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract you as I steal your car.

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) You just been T-Jacked, bitch!

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#2::

Ron: So boss....
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Billy: Okay Johnny.. I'll ride up in your bike.
Johnny: I- I don't know man.. You a bit of a dick to me.
Billy: Johnny boy. I have "never" been a dick to you.
Johnny: [rolls his eyes] Oh please! All you EVER do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!
Billy: Johnny, when have I "ever" ripped on you for being a Jew?
[in the playground when first meeting each other] You're a Jew!
{while they argue} Oh yeah! Well your just a stupid Jew!
[Riding on their bikes} SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH!
[at the club house, on the front steps] {angry at Johnny} Good job, Jew!
[leaving his seat in the...
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Michael approched Doctor Fredlanders office.
Fredlander: So.. I see your back around and making time for your mental health.
Michael: Not sure by I came to be honest.. Your not really doing much to help me.
Fredlander: Well.. The usually implies your value yourself only s others value you. Witch is usually the result of result of having a miserable childhood.
Audience; (laughs)
Michael: Well.. I had a perfectly wonderful childhood.
Fredlander: (unconvienced) Really.. Tell me about it? 
Audience: (laughs) 
(20 minutes later) 
Michael: (sobbing uncontrollable and lying on the couch, with. Box of tissues, and lots of rolled up tissues around him) and above all else., when I was 11, my mommy told me that my pet turtle ran away.. (sniffs) but he didn't run away.. TURTLES CAN'T RUN!!
Audience: (laughs) 
Michael: (continues crying loudly)  
SCENE ONE:
Michael: (sarcastically) Yeah. Because all I did was pull you out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of you in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.
Jimmy: As do I
Michael: (disgusted) OH MY GOD!! That's disguesting! That's your mother!
Jimmy: I'm just being hones-
Michael: (angrily) Get out! Get out of my house!
Jimmy: Bu-
Michael: (punches violent hole in wall) I SAID GET OUT!!
(later that same evening).
Amanda: I don't like this Micheal.
Jimmy: Yeah.. Uncle T? Man?
Michael: (glares) Jimmy?......
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