Compiled from the Twitter contest held by @nerdist.
JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses
chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio
sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge
dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock
Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up
chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve
Dick_M: yo momma so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
dtejano: Yo mama’s so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, “DAAAYYYUMM!”
habcous: yo mamma so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark
HakSolo: your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
dantelfer: Yo mamma so fat, she has to enchant her panties into a portkey to get out of a chair
dirk_funk: Yo mama so fat it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her
MarioEGarcia: yo mama so poor she went to Honeydukes and put a chocolate frog on layaway
melgotserved: Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network
melgotserved: Yo momma’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim
MikeDrucker: Yo’ Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry
MsJG: Yo Momma’s so fugly that even Voldemort won’t speak her name
paulscheer: Yo Mamma is so fat that even the Dementors can’t suck out her soul in one sitting
phirm: Yo Mama so nasty, everybody call her “She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked”
Taborifica: Yo momma so fat even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks
MarioEGarcia Yo momma's so fat the sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes
cvgurau: Your momma so dumb, they put the Sorting Hat on her head and all it heard was an echo.
chris8675309: Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham
DavidAkers: Yo momma so old, there ain't an Age Line that can stop her.
elchupahueso: your family's so poor that you make the weaseleys look like the Malfoy's!
girl_noir: Yo mamma so fat, she splinched herself an' nobody noticed.
HakSolo: Your mom is so ugly when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.
hollibo83: yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus"
MarioEGarcia: Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore
DavidAkers: Yo momma so ugly, no one can tell when she's an Animagus.
R-Silent: Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake
JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses
chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio
sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge
dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock
Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up
chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve
Dick_M: yo momma so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
dtejano: Yo mama’s so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, “DAAAYYYUMM!”
habcous: yo mamma so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark
HakSolo: your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
dantelfer: Yo mamma so fat, she has to enchant her panties into a portkey to get out of a chair
dirk_funk: Yo mama so fat it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her
MarioEGarcia: yo mama so poor she went to Honeydukes and put a chocolate frog on layaway
melgotserved: Yo momma’s so fat she got stuck in the Floo Network
melgotserved: Yo momma’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim
MikeDrucker: Yo’ Momma so fat she joined the Death Eaters ’cause she was hungry
MsJG: Yo Momma’s so fugly that even Voldemort won’t speak her name
paulscheer: Yo Mamma is so fat that even the Dementors can’t suck out her soul in one sitting
phirm: Yo Mama so nasty, everybody call her “She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked”
Taborifica: Yo momma so fat even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks
MarioEGarcia Yo momma's so fat the sorting hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes
cvgurau: Your momma so dumb, they put the Sorting Hat on her head and all it heard was an echo.
chris8675309: Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham
DavidAkers: Yo momma so old, there ain't an Age Line that can stop her.
elchupahueso: your family's so poor that you make the weaseleys look like the Malfoy's!
girl_noir: Yo mamma so fat, she splinched herself an' nobody noticed.
HakSolo: Your mom is so ugly when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.
hollibo83: yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus"
MarioEGarcia: Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore
DavidAkers: Yo momma so ugly, no one can tell when she's an Animagus.
R-Silent: Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake
2.You can also tell him:"You are so sweet!See you later!"and you will see.
3.You can flirt with him in class like that:look at him dreamy all te time and when he look at you you just smile.
4.You can just talk with him like that:Hi,Draco!How are you!How's in the school?
5.Never call him Malfoy he will think you're insulting him.
6.If you are "mudblood"that he will say tell him that:"Thanks sweetheart but i think brown hair is better for me!
7.Be really pretty,look at him secretly full of charm and love.Just walk over him with smile.
Thats it!I do love him very much!I will chose first suggestion.
Sorry if I got some of the names wrong :(
Harry +
Draco= Drarry (<3<3<3)
Hermione= Harmione
Snape= Snarry
Dobby= Hobby? Harby? Dorry?
Ron= Hon? Rarry?
Dumbledore= Hambledore? Dumry?
Ginny= Hinny
Hermione +
Draco= Dramione
Bellatrix= Hellatrix (that actually sounds really cool!)
Ron= Romione
Lupin= Remione
Ginny= Henny? Hinny? Ginmione?
Ron +
Romilda= Ronmilda?
Lavender= Rovender? Won Won and Lav Lav?
Draco +
Snape= Drape? Snaco?
Ginny= Dinny? Gico? Fire and Ice?
An Apple= Drapple
Pansy= Dransy
Snape +
Lily= Snily
An apple= Snapple
Hermione= Snamione?
Lupin +
Sirius= Lurius? Sirmus?
Tonks= Lunks?
Ginny +
Dean= Giany
That's all the main ones I think. If you can think of any others then please say so in a comment
Thanks :)
Harry +
Draco= Drarry (<3<3<3)
Hermione= Harmione
Snape= Snarry
Dobby= Hobby? Harby? Dorry?
Ron= Hon? Rarry?
Dumbledore= Hambledore? Dumry?
Ginny= Hinny
Hermione +
Draco= Dramione
Bellatrix= Hellatrix (that actually sounds really cool!)
Ron= Romione
Lupin= Remione
Ginny= Henny? Hinny? Ginmione?
Ron +
Romilda= Ronmilda?
Lavender= Rovender? Won Won and Lav Lav?
Draco +
Snape= Drape? Snaco?
Ginny= Dinny? Gico? Fire and Ice?
An Apple= Drapple
Pansy= Dransy
Snape +
Lily= Snily
An apple= Snapple
Hermione= Snamione?
Lupin +
Sirius= Lurius? Sirmus?
Tonks= Lunks?
Ginny +
Dean= Giany
That's all the main ones I think. If you can think of any others then please say so in a comment
Thanks :)
What is it with all of the comparison typed content all over the internet between Twilight and Harry Potter?
Well I suppose they can be compared by their levels of success--but not really--harry potter is on another level.
And as a story, it's like comparing a coloring book to a good novel. Apples and oranges people.
In Harry Potter JK Rowling creates a whole other universe for readers to lose themselves in. Stephanie Meyer on the other hand has just slapped together a barely readable teenage fantasy.
RL. Stines Goosebumps books are more engagnig that Twilight for Pete's sake.
I have watched one of the Twilight movies and didn't find it enjoyable at all. What is so enjoyable about watching an ungrateful teenage protagonist that does little more than moan and complain? Nothing.
Well I suppose they can be compared by their levels of success--but not really--harry potter is on another level.
And as a story, it's like comparing a coloring book to a good novel. Apples and oranges people.
In Harry Potter JK Rowling creates a whole other universe for readers to lose themselves in. Stephanie Meyer on the other hand has just slapped together a barely readable teenage fantasy.
RL. Stines Goosebumps books are more engagnig that Twilight for Pete's sake.
I have watched one of the Twilight movies and didn't find it enjoyable at all. What is so enjoyable about watching an ungrateful teenage protagonist that does little more than moan and complain? Nothing.