Yeah, Hermionie can be annoying at times, but she's like a sister to Harry (when Harry says this, it's sooo sweet!!!), but no one has the capacity to annoy people like Edward Cullen.

Edward is a sparkly, psychopathic, blood-hungry, stalker-ish vampire. Now, seriously. Would an 'ideal' boyfriend really climb into your bedroom to watch you sleep?? That's seriously unromantic and...ILLEGAL.

She's the brightest witch of her age, Edward (that creepy pale psycopath) doesn't stand a chance.

Hermoine actually has DEPTH. She's clever, intelligent, brave and loyal.

What is Edward gonna do? Sparkle at her?

AVADA KEDRAVA!!!!

Hermione!! I'd like to see her finish him off.

^ Totally agree!

hermoine can kickass this vamp!!!

Hermione! She's probably learned all about vampires so she'll know how to kill them. But I guess that knowledge won't help her. She'll have to learn about fairies!

Hermione is a very skilled witch. She could beat Mr Sparklepants without a doubt.