Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: 25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.

DrJacksonLake, traceyhp and 6 others like this

PotterForever numbers 1,8,9,10,12, and 24 are my favorites.

K5-HOWL It would make it funny

emilyroxx 5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze) XD Agreed. I'm still laughing about 24.

DracoLuver OMG! Jeeves would be my HERO!

vlad_todd_fan F twilight had this stuff I would actually see it but, it still sucks, read my articles please.

GemonkDruid Which articles? Link please??

Lord-Voldemort For 25, can we assume that by "you" we mean "me" in character, as in, Lord Voldemort? *cackle* Oh the brilliance >:)

siriuslyawesome Team Jeeves!

zanhar1 XD epic

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Things Unsaid

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Regulus Black, to Sirius Black
"I tried to do what you would have done, in the end"

Peter Pettigrew, to James Potter
"I wish I could take it back"

Gideon Prewett, to Arthur Weasley
"You take good care of our Molly, you hear"

Merope Gaunt, to Tom Marvolo Riddle
Grow up strong like your father, Tommy. But learn to love.

Dobby, to Harry Potter
Harry Potter is safe now, sir. Dobby has repaid him.

Quirinus Quirrell, to Sibyll Trelawney
Travelling will bring great peril, indeed. I’m sorry I laughed.

Cedric Diggory, to Amos Diggory
I won, Dad. Aren’t you proud?

Colin Creevey, to Dennis Creevey
I died like a...