Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking home from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and said friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of books they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my favorite book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused face and presses her friend for more information. "Twilight? Interesting name for a book. What's it about?"

"It's about vampires and werewolves and stuff. Basically fantasy more or less. Main character, Bella, is in love with a--"

"Oh heck no." Ven replies, cutting off her friend before she can finish speaking. "I don't do love stories, you know that." her friend sighs and says, "I know, but give it a chance! It's really good, even better than Harry Potter."

Of course, Ven thinks this is total bullshit to the max, but doesn't like to make an opinion about a book without reading it, so her friend lets her borrow the series to read.

And Ven loved the books. Mind you, she didn't turn into a fan that thought Eddy and Jake were real, but she did think it was better than Harry Potter.

Of course, Ven didn't have many friends at school to talk to the books about, so she settled for talking to fans online. This is when she noticed a lot of people bashed the books.

"Oh come on, have you even read the series?" Ven asks, outraged someone is bashing her current favorite series. "Oh, yes, I've read them and they're total crap! How can you even think it's better than Harry Potter? You get on Google right now and look for "A 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight" and then we'll talk."

So Ven indeed does this, and clicks the link that leads to a forum titled this on a little site called fanpop.

Ven reads through all the pages(there were only 60 by the time she finished and caught up) and she realized they all had a point. How could she have been so stupid? Twilight was a load of bullshit. Harry Potter was by far its superior.

So Ven begins to post reasons on this forum as well. The other anti's welcomed her with open arms and treated her like family. She met some awesome people on fanpop and even added a few on facebook.

Of course, they talked about other thing as well. Like other books they liked, music, movies, tv shows, actors, hobbies, the works.

There's a lesson to be learned from this kiddies. It's that Twilight sucks balls. Thank you and goodnight. :3
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This article was NOT written by me. I found this somewhere else as a comment and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight fans will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...
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This is a list of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't you think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

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*JK Rowling is right...
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I'll tell you my story. I love Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one day my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take acting lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the books and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that said 'Move over Harry Potter'. I lost my remaining...
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I've been seeing this question a lot lately. Twilight fans don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this article in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No more than a month. But Bella...
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A werewolf, by most common lore, is a human that has been bitten by another werewolf, so said human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten by Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another popular example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing you must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his or her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This article was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.
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Daniel Radcliffe tries his hand at stand-up comedy on Jimmy Fallon xD
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