Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking home from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and said friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of books they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my favorite book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused face and presses her friend for more information. "Twilight? Interesting name for a book. What's it about?"

"It's about vampires and werewolves and stuff. Basically fantasy more or less. Main character, Bella, is in love with a--"

"Oh heck no." Ven replies, cutting off her friend before she can finish speaking. "I don't do love stories, you know that." her friend sighs and says, "I know, but give it a chance! It's really good, even better than Harry Potter."

Of course, Ven thinks this is total bullshit to the max, but doesn't like to make an opinion about a book without reading it, so her friend lets her borrow the series to read.

And Ven loved the books. Mind you, she didn't turn into a fan that thought Eddy and Jake were real, but she did think it was better than Harry Potter.

Of course, Ven didn't have many friends at school to talk to the books about, so she settled for talking to fans online. This is when she noticed a lot of people bashed the books.

"Oh come on, have you even read the series?" Ven asks, outraged someone is bashing her current favorite series. "Oh, yes, I've read them and they're total crap! How can you even think it's better than Harry Potter? You get on Google right now and look for "A 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight" and then we'll talk."

So Ven indeed does this, and clicks the link that leads to a forum titled this on a little site called fanpop.

Ven reads through all the pages(there were only 60 by the time she finished and caught up) and she realized they all had a point. How could she have been so stupid? Twilight was a load of bullshit. Harry Potter was by far its superior.

So Ven begins to post reasons on this forum as well. The other anti's welcomed her with open arms and treated her like family. She met some awesome people on fanpop and even added a few on facebook.

Of course, they talked about other thing as well. Like other books they liked, music, movies, tv shows, actors, hobbies, the works.

There's a lesson to be learned from this kiddies. It's that Twilight sucks balls. Thank you and goodnight. :3