Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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Second part of my review on both of the books this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after reading both of this, next time a fanpick question of "Which is best" pops up, you take a minute to consider your answer.

1. If you have friends or people that care about you, there's no need for you to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard or because he is smart. He prevails because there's always someone that jumps infront of the bullet. His mother, Sirius, Dumbledore, Dobby, Snape, Hermione, Ron and his family, Cedric, etc. Just because of the fact that he is the chosen one whose life is more important than all other. In real life, every life is important, if you rely on your friends to do everything for you, they'll eventually get tired and leave you. Who can blame them? After all, slavery was abolished more than 140 years ago.

2. The evil guy, who has evil black hair, lives in an evil dungeon and is head of an evil fraternity might turn to have a heart and be a good guy.
Explanation: To put it simple, Snape. He is always considered to be the evil guy and in the end is portrayed as being the most saint out of all. If you can consider saint verbally harrasing children during classes. The message it gives is good, Never judge a book by its cover, but save Voldemort, all other main antagonists in the series where portrayed to have a good side (Lucius, Pettigrew, Draco). Do to the deformation of Voldemort one might not consider him a human. So the message ends up being: All humans have a good side. Next thing, your kids go visit the creepylooking old man that is always naked with a pajama because he might be a good guy.

3. Marry the charming douchebag, forever dooming the guy that had feelings for you.
Explanation: Snape always loved Lily. They lived nearby, spent a lot of time together, but got sorted into different houses. As interhouse love seems to be doomed in Harry Potter (Cedric dies, Cho and Harry break up) Lily simply leaves Snape aside for the vain, arrogant douchebag and his followers. And this douchebag just as much turns out to be Snape's worst enemy. And then people give Bella a hard time, how is it that what Lily did any different? I'll tell you what: Jacob imprinted a baby, whereas Snape lived the rest of his life in pain and regret. Let's make it the next fanpick "Which solution is better for a broken heart?".

4. Everyone deserves a second chance.
Explanation: Harry lets Pettigrew live, Harry lets Bellatrix live. Very nice, we portray him as Hogwarts Superman. But at least if Superman tried not to kill the bad guy he at least made sure he couldn't hurt people again. Pettigrew escape and thus Voldemort was able to come back and bring hell over the world again. Millions died. Not only Harry but the ministry too. They caught Bellatrix, who had killed millions of inocent people and send her to Azkaban where she eventually escapes. Sirius was supposed to have blasted a whole street and they wanted to have a Dementor kiss him. Bellatrix probably had killed a lot more, and she is just sent to jail. Some people just don't deserve a second chance, specially the mass murdering type.

5. School is a waste of time. It won't help you in real life.
Explanation: Well, the only book where Hogwarts as an institution had an important role was the first one. Then, you couldn't help but wonder what they did from 2nd to 6th year. Harry and company got through the greatest perils either by: a)first grade spells,b)luck,c)deus ex machina. The last recorded spell to have been taught in school was "Expelliarmus". The rest of them they learned from either Hermione's library researchs, copying what others do(Stupefy was first used by adults at the Quidditch Cup and then Harry and co. copied it), or osmosis (how can you use sectumsempra if you just read about it?). The students aparently realise they are being duped, thus decide to leave school. First Fred and George, then Draco, then Harry, Hermione and Ron. In real life, if you want a highly profitable job you need to study.

6.Teenagers, you have DA POWER!
Explanation: I just came across this while rereading the last book. Essentially Nevile,Luna and co. gawding the Death Eaters that were currently teaching in Hogwarts by pasting up posters of "Dumbledore's army still recruiting". They managed to get through slightly injured, but the bad message is still there, further strenghtened by the comic way in which they dispose of the Carrow brothers. In real life, you don't goad criminals. Unlike the Carrow brothers(and the burglars from Home Alone) most criminals are serious about what they are doing and won't doubt to kill you for trying to put one up on them.
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Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter author J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy writing to attend the star studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight author Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that writing is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...
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