Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
Join
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
Second part of my review on both of the books this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after reading both of this, next time a fanpick question of "Which is best" pops up, you take a minute to consider your answer.

1. If you have friends or people that care about you, there's no need for you to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard or because he is smart. He prevails because there's always someone that jumps infront of the bullet. His mother, Sirius, Dumbledore, Dobby, Snape, Hermione, Ron and his family, Cedric, etc. Just because of the fact that he is the chosen one whose life is more important than all other. In real life, every life is important, if you rely on your friends to do everything for you, they'll eventually get tired and leave you. Who can blame them? After all, slavery was abolished more than 140 years ago.

2. The evil guy, who has evil black hair, lives in an evil dungeon and is head of an evil fraternity might turn to have a heart and be a good guy.
Explanation: To put it simple, Snape. He is always considered to be the evil guy and in the end is portrayed as being the most saint out of all. If you can consider saint verbally harrasing children during classes. The message it gives is good, Never judge a book by its cover, but save Voldemort, all other main antagonists in the series where portrayed to have a good side (Lucius, Pettigrew, Draco). Do to the deformation of Voldemort one might not consider him a human. So the message ends up being: All humans have a good side. Next thing, your kids go visit the creepylooking old man that is always naked with a pajama because he might be a good guy.

3. Marry the charming douchebag, forever dooming the guy that had feelings for you.
Explanation: Snape always loved Lily. They lived nearby, spent a lot of time together, but got sorted into different houses. As interhouse love seems to be doomed in Harry Potter (Cedric dies, Cho and Harry break up) Lily simply leaves Snape aside for the vain, arrogant douchebag and his followers. And this douchebag just as much turns out to be Snape's worst enemy. And then people give Bella a hard time, how is it that what Lily did any different? I'll tell you what: Jacob imprinted a baby, whereas Snape lived the rest of his life in pain and regret. Let's make it the next fanpick "Which solution is better for a broken heart?".

4. Everyone deserves a second chance.
Explanation: Harry lets Pettigrew live, Harry lets Bellatrix live. Very nice, we portray him as Hogwarts Superman. But at least if Superman tried not to kill the bad guy he at least made sure he couldn't hurt people again. Pettigrew escape and thus Voldemort was able to come back and bring hell over the world again. Millions died. Not only Harry but the ministry too. They caught Bellatrix, who had killed millions of inocent people and send her to Azkaban where she eventually escapes. Sirius was supposed to have blasted a whole street and they wanted to have a Dementor kiss him. Bellatrix probably had killed a lot more, and she is just sent to jail. Some people just don't deserve a second chance, specially the mass murdering type.

5. School is a waste of time. It won't help you in real life.
Explanation: Well, the only book where Hogwarts as an institution had an important role was the first one. Then, you couldn't help but wonder what they did from 2nd to 6th year. Harry and company got through the greatest perils either by: a)first grade spells,b)luck,c)deus ex machina. The last recorded spell to have been taught in school was "Expelliarmus". The rest of them they learned from either Hermione's library researchs, copying what others do(Stupefy was first used by adults at the Quidditch Cup and then Harry and co. copied it), or osmosis (how can you use sectumsempra if you just read about it?). The students aparently realise they are being duped, thus decide to leave school. First Fred and George, then Draco, then Harry, Hermione and Ron. In real life, if you want a highly profitable job you need to study.

6.Teenagers, you have DA POWER!
Explanation: I just came across this while rereading the last book. Essentially Nevile,Luna and co. gawding the Death Eaters that were currently teaching in Hogwarts by pasting up posters of "Dumbledore's army still recruiting". They managed to get through slightly injured, but the bad message is still there, further strenghtened by the comic way in which they dispose of the Carrow brothers. In real life, you don't goad criminals. Unlike the Carrow brothers(and the burglars from Home Alone) most criminals are serious about what they are doing and won't doubt to kill you for trying to put one up on them.
added by Italktosnakes
Source: fuckyeahharrypotter.tumblr
added by KateKicksAss
added by Gred_and_Forge
Source: Tumblr
added by KateKicksAss
added by theblondegirl
added by theblondegirl
Source: funnyreceipts.com
added by Gred_and_Forge
Source: Tumblr
added by KateKicksAss
Source: the Internet
added by narniafreak12
This is how I feel about HP vs. Twilight. Twilight fans feel free to state your own opinion but I would prefer no one fights. These are my opinions and everyone is entitled to their own.

I know there are many of these articles on here but this is my own and wanted to share it. Sorry about how long it is! And please excuse any typos!


1. The character have personalities and depth. They grow and change and even minor characters are so complex
-Dobby: Dobby was a house elf that belonged to the Malfoy family. At great risk to himself, he tried to keep Harry from danger by attempting to persuade him...
continue reading...
I DID NOT WRITE THIS. IT IS JUST BEING COPIED AND PASTED.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight fans will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are in a dead language and they have organized governments with strict laws. She has followed her characters’ stories from...
continue reading...
Before the twilight fans began a riot at a hot topics.
Before the twilight fans began a riot at a hot topics.
Twilight is a best-selling, supernatural teen romance series containing the events of a human (Bella), a vampire (Edward), and a werewolf (Jacob)situations in Forks, WA as the books progress. It has attracted a significantly high fan-base and it's movies grossed to over $700 million box-office. Much of the saga's acclaims range from young fans of the books and movies, all the way to the current President of the United States. Such acclaim is also met with the negativity of the public that are against the over-all plots and messages from the saga itself. The conflicts of interests towards the...
continue reading...
Ok, some of this is opinion, some is fact, so don't critisize it because it is my opinion. And don't be rude in the comments section!

1. If the Cullens are "vampire's" that don't burn in the sun, don't drink blood, young, rich, immortal and beautiful, then why are they in Forks, Washington!? In HIGH SCHOOL!?

2. You say this story is about a Vampire, Werewolf and Human. I won't disagree with the human part, but the Cullens are NOT vampires. They don't drink blood, they don't die from a stake to the heart, they don't burn in the sun, and they don't have fangs. Jacob isn't a werewolf. He doesn't...
continue reading...
Intelligence, I was not born with. Talent, minimal. Endurance, plenty. I wish I could be a Hermione Granger. The world is a cruel place for a woman and a brainy one at that. The close I come to is a Ron Weasley.

Hermione, from her introduction, comes off as a snooty know-it-all. An outcast who never gets along with anybody because she knows too much. But as we move on in the series she becomes the strongest pillar of the trio. She thrives on competition and always comes on top. Being a muggle-born and to be accepted into the wizard-world she faces discrimination and isolation from many but...
continue reading...
Credit: f***yeahslytherin.tumblr.com
I found these fascinating, thought you guys might too, :)


Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow star indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer was Blaise Pascal, a French mathematician and philosopher.

Draco...
continue reading...
OK, there are millions of people who write thest kind of articles, but please try and control your patience, and read this.

The Love
Harry Potter has love. Not lust.
Hermione didn't stare and Ron and say "OMG he is soooo hot, I am in love" no, Hermione and Ron started of as hating each other. Halfway through their first year they became friends. In HBP and DH they both started getting feelings for each other. They love each other for who they are. That is real love. Twilight on the other hand has no real love. Bella and Edward fall in love with each other, they kiss, Bella gets pregnant. ALL THIS...
continue reading...
posted by KateKicksAss
One thing I've noticed in general is that anti's tend to make a pretty big deal out of the Twilight vampires sparkling. I've seen people saying things like real vampires don't sparkle, vampires not sparkling was a fact, and that it was gay of them to sparkle. Okay, of ALL the things to criticize in Twilight, people are going after the SPARKLING? Seriously?

First off, at least where I'm from, calling something “gay” as an insult is considered really rude and distasteful. Besides being rude and homophobic, it's also generalizing and stereotyping. Just because something sparkles doesn't make...
continue reading...
Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight fans are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if you do not read, will send...
continue reading...
I was typing up an response to iluvtwilight_ for my personal enjoyment when someone reported the question and had it removed. I felt much frustration as what was once a very entertaining activity was reduced to pointlessness. This makes an already depressed person like me more depressed. Siriusly, I want to committ suicide now...

No, I don't... not yet. But I considered leaving for a brief moment.
But to address this problematic issue. I present: link. O.o What's this? Wikipedia has a specific project devoted to adding humour to the site? OMG, on such a serious site?

Yes, even on such a serious...
continue reading...
So Harry Potter is MUCH better than some stupid book about wimpy girls and sparkly fairies. First off:
ALL the Twilight people are UGLY! I mean seriously, Taylor Lautners muscles are gross and he has ugly man-boobs. He looks like a creep on steroids. and Robert Pattison looks like a bum, and Kristen looks like a drug aggict as Bella. I mean, EW! Who wants to watch a movie with eyesores like them? Harry Potter is WAY better, I mean we have HOT guys, and the girls aren't half bad either! I mean. we have Lucius, Draco, Sirius, and Snape to say the LEAST! Plus like a zillion other eye-candy dudes!...
continue reading...