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Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the writing is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that 'when the love of your life leaves you, curl up in a corner and TRY TO FREAKING KILL YOURSELF.'

4-it has a PLOT!!
And Harry Potter doesn't?! Twilight is about a forbidden love triangle or whatever. Frankly, i'm sick of hearing that story over and over and OVER again. It's really old.

5-the scenes in the movies are exciting
All the scenes in Twilight are either Bella and Edward making out, or Bella sitting there with a monotonous expression on her face! Harry Potter is filled with humor, courage, explosions, and people DYING!

6- the effects are amazing
What effects? The effects of vampires flying through the air playing baseball? Sounds exciting. The werewolves look pretty realistic, i'll give you that, but other than that, the effects are complete rubbish.

7-a story about a vampire,werewolf, and mortal beats a swinging wand boy and his enemy the beast
Uh, yeah. Harry Potter has vampires, werewolves and plenty of mortal beasts. Except the vampires and werewolves in Harry Potter don't fight over some emotionless girl to see who gets to make out with her. They actually fight for a understandable purpose! WHAT?!?! THAT'S ABSURD!

8- the actors and actresses are attached to their character and love them
Oh, is that true? I saw an interview with Robert Pattinson. He hates Twilight. He is only in Twilight because they pay him a lot. I reckon he enjoyed his time fighting to the death in an epic battle rather than sparkling naked and being in love with some girl.

9-the characters are not all good or all evil
Are you kidding me? The only character that is all evil in Harry Potter is Voldemort, and it isn't even his fault, he was born from the effects of a dangerous potion, so he can't love. It's not his fault.

10-the evil people are villians for a reason like the newborn army in eclipse who almost killed the whole city of seattle or the volturi (they are not evil evil they have some good in them)
Um... how does that make Twilight better? A bunch of vampire babies destroying an important city? That sounds pretty stupid to me.

11-the characters in twilight are nice and have a great personality and they are hot and cool too (they are lovable for that)
So basically you're saying that Twilight is better because it has nice hot guys. (Shallow much?) The characters from Harry Potter are so kind that I would die to have friends like that. I don't want friends that could attach themselves to me to leech my blood every time i get a paper cut.

12-the cover of the books are drawn beautifully
The cover of the books are photographs, you idiot.

13-the posters of the movie looks verrrry cool
All the posters just show Edward and Bella embracing dramatically. Harry Potter posters show awesome scenes of people who are covered in dirt and blood fighting for their lives.

14- creative and great ideas of the vampire form
Vampires don't fly. Vampires don't sparkle. Vampires aren't fairies.

15- you can make your own stories out of the chapters of twilight
(you can make stories out of harry potter too but twilight turns out better than harry potter)
Ok, now you're just being bias. What sounds cooler, having two guys kill each other to want you or being on the run from the government with your best friends?

16- the phrase twi-hard is cool
That sounds retarded, honestly. It sounds like some three year old trying to say tryhard.

17-the mashup name renesmee is so creative
So? What does that have to do with Harry Potter?

18- Meyer made the werewolves and vampire unite even though they are enemies to each other
And Rowling made Gryffindor and Slytherin unite, the two houses that loathed each other, to destroy Voldemort.

19-the book is an international bestseller and an award winning book too (chosen by book critiques)
The least successful Harry Potter movie made $90 million more than the most successful Twilight movie. And Harry Potter is definitely a bestseller too.

20-there are lessons you can learn from twilight (the thing u can learn from harry potter is how to do a spell on your friend so he can help u)
Harry Potter is about conquering fear, doing what's right in the time of danger, and being loyal to your friends. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.

21-the emotions are deep in twilight and is a wide imaginative world (unlike wand boy)
Wand boy? Really? The 'wide imaginative world' in Twilight is called EARTH, honey. It exists. Myers didn't create a world, she just used our world. JK Rowling created an entire school, and an entire wizarding world with backstories, and many, many people.

22- she replaces small simple words to long big words for people to be more educated not use simple words everyone can understand
Then I guess Twilight is for mentally handicapped people who can't read big words. You just said yourself.

23-twilight has a theme of a mystical and imaginative world
Yep, so does Harry Potter.

24- twilight is read by a massive audience
HARRY POTTER IS DEFINITELY MORE READ THAN TWILIGHT.

25-the fight scenes are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing and you feel the fight by someway
(First of all, 'by someway?') In ways, I could literally FEEL Harry's pain in scenes. JK Rowling explains EXACTLY what pain feels like.

26-the twilight quotes are really nice written and you feel the creativity in them
Yeah. The emotionality of Harry Potter is much more... described and detailed than Twilight. I just researched, people cried during Twilight 'because Edward just loves Bella so much...' and people cry during Harry Potter because of death and loss and grief. They cry because Harry Potter gives them REASONS to cry.

27-Meyer left clues for you to know the identity of each and every character
JK Rowling left so many things unsaid that it was the real mystery figuring them out. There are so many unsaid facts that shock most Harry Potter readers, facts that make you say 'WHAT?!'

So, yeah. This is a LOAD OF RUBBISH. I don't hate people who like Twilight or anything, it is just... these reasons are RIDICULOUS. C'mon, at least put up a fight.
This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something more that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed by a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The chocolate shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should...
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1. Twilight has more deph to their plot
2. The harry potter characters are mary-sues
3. The harry potteR characters are sparkly wizards
4. The characters in twilight matured while harry potter characters didnt
5. twilight has a theme park based on them
6. smeyer created a world while j k rowling created a book
7. twilight is aimed for people of all ages while harry potter is aimed for teenage girls
8. The war in harry potter was anti-climatic
9. twilight is about love and friendship while harry potter focuses on how to get a boyfriend
10. even daniel radcliffe says that he didnt like the character he...
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She's pro-Twilight!
She's pro-Twilight!
So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

Her favorite character: Jacob Black
Her favorite character: Jacob Black


1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won or parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....
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posted by KateKicksAss
**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**


Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's more to life than hot guys. Or guys in general.

Bella: Oh, look, i'm really popular for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people or treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.

Edward: I love you Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?

Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.

Bella: Okay, you're nice...
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posted by Aquilia
Oh do you not see, the language so cruciated,
By your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a fan of both.But if you would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do YOU dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the vampires there sparkle , like this Twilight fans could just say 'because Harry has a scar' or 'because they go to a school of magic' or 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so you can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask you nicely and be thankful if you could tell me why you don't like it at all/hate it.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
First I would like to thank you for taking the time to read my letter. It means a lot to me. In this letter, I would like to explain why I do not like the Twilight series and how it did have room for improvment.
The main problem I had with the series is how Bella and Edward's love is shown to be ideal, when in fact, it's unhealthy. Throughout the books, we do not get any insight on their hobbies and likes/dislikes. The problem with this is that we do not know if Edward or Bella share any common interests to be considered perfect for each other. In fact, they only had...
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posted by GemonkDruid
Twilight fans, this is a debate spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning you guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can you actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a love story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...
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When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight fans then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were writing by e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is writing about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...
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posted by HecateA
So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At home
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage or
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money...
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posted by rangarajvignesh
The World is flat!
    Well, I know you question my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a question again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of questions and seeks for explanations.
    ‘Imagination is more important than knowledge,’ said a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, you need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional space fabric to accept this theory. What all you need to...
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posted by emilykuru
BELLA SWAN _ part 1

Ummm…. What can i say about her………….er…….nothing interesting but i can show u guys why she spoils the story


1.she is a hopeless char.she degrades herself,

2.she is stupid 2 leave her mom and come to forks when she begs her 2 comeback.

ok! if u guys say that it was because of the love for renee then it is totally wrong.

which daughter who loved her mom so much as to go 2 the place which she considers
hell just for her moms happiness would forget all about renee when jumping off a cliff to hear edwards voice.
doesnt she always worry in the story that she has...
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posted by harrypotterbest
There is, in the world, a girl called Z-----. More commonly known on this website as Best, that is the name that shall be used for this anti story.
Now, when best was 11 years old, she had read all the Harry Potter books, and loved them. I’m talking about waiting for her Hogwarts acceptance letter to come and carving wands. She truly loved the series. In 2009, she went to a wedding. Her aunt there had read the Harry Potter books, except for the last one. She also had a cousin there, who was a huge fan of Twilight. Now, at that time, best hadn’t read Twilight. Her aunt was also a huge fan...
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posted by harrypotterbest
As Edward and Harry settled the final means of the battle, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny had a talk.
“Who wrote this rubbish?” asked Ron. “Sparkle in the sun, battle with debate, they don’t even drink proper blood!”
Hermione, as usual, was the one to answer. “Ron, everyone knows Stephanie Meyer wrote this ‘rubbish.’ She’s not a very good writer, according to The Daily Prophet, and for once I agree with them,” Hermione rolled her eyes. “At least OUR writer, the brilliant J K Rowling, didn’t make US sparkle in the sun. What nonsense!”
“Do you know where this Meyer person...
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I'm tired of repeating myself and other HP fans repeating themselves constantly so here is my opinion on why Harry Potter is better. So you don't think I'm being biased, let me tell you: I read Harry Potter when I was 5 and have been a fan since (and that shuts down the comment that little kids can't read it by the way) and when I was 13, I read Twilight (before the bandwagon) and loved it. Then just recently, I got off the Twilight High. So I know how it is to have liked Twilight and to like Harry Potter.

First, we can look at the authors. JK Rowling is the epitome of Rag to Riches. She started...
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posted by NataliaLidia
i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!

books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!

harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!

movies
both movies hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
posted by HaleyDewit
Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated by my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes

Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have you ever met someone this perfectly

Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless...
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Okay. I know what you are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight article but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me list the reasons why children, teens and adults can love Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...
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1. Join an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....

2. Join an opera.
He has a good voice...right?

3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?

4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?

5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?

6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects you from the sun. Shocking, eh?

7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. You can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, you make friends with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.

8.Start...
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I'm adressing the rabid Twilight fans if they would listen. I'm also adressing the common fans of both sides of this debate.

There are some things one may and may not do in a formal debate unless one wants to look like - pardon the language - a freaking donkey.

Nr 01: One may not argue against the debaters points by attacking him or her. This is called argumentum ad hominem and is a fallacy. For example: If I am to argue that free elections is wrong and states that the arguer is an imbecile that does not deserve the right to vote, then I have committed a severe personal attack and will be frowned...
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