Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me props for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way you verbally attack Twilight fans. The way you threatened their lives by tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb by limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me props for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking you because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your comments accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! You didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me props for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. You said a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot more of that. I especially like that part where you said Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where you complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where you said Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that you used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight fans are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me props for my images:
“I like that picture you posted of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter fans just love reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me props for my images:
“You posted that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore said it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets posted three times a day, but it needs to be posted 50 times a day until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me props for my picks:
“I LOVE all those anti picks you posted in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if you think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any books so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way you defended yourself without cursing like all those HP fans did. That obviously means you’re more mature than them.”
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me props for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way you verbally attack Twilight fans. The way you threatened their lives by tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb by limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me props for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking you because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your comments accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! You didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me props for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. You said a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot more of that. I especially like that part where you said Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where you complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where you said Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that you used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight fans are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me props for my images:
“I like that picture you posted of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter fans just love reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me props for my images:
“You posted that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore said it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets posted three times a day, but it needs to be posted 50 times a day until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me props for my picks:
“I LOVE all those anti picks you posted in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if you think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any books so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way you defended yourself without cursing like all those HP fans did. That obviously means you’re more mature than them.”
Oh do you not see, the language so cruciated,
By your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
By your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a fan of both.But if you would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do YOU dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the vampires there sparkle , like this Twilight fans could just say 'because Harry has a scar' or 'because they go to a school of magic' or 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so you can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask you nicely and be thankful if you could tell me why you don't like it at all/hate it.
i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both movies hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both movies hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!